[ cheers and applause ] welcome! welcome everybody, welcome to "the tonight show!" [ cheers and applause ] this is it, you made it, and you're here, and i appreciate it. thank you. i'm your host, jimmy fallon. you guys, i wanna say happy birthday to hillary clinton, who turned 69 years old today. [ cheers and applause ] [ trump voice ] "the media's reporting that today's hillary's birthday. but a lot of people are telling me that it's actually my birthday. rigged! [ laughter and applause ] rigged!" [ cheers and applause ] but this was nice, i saw that hillary's press secretary posted a photo on twitter of the staff surprising hillary with a cake for her birthday. [ audience aws ] yeah, it was really fun. you can hardly tell that hillary spent two hours practicing her surprised face. [ laughter ] "do it again?" [ laughter ] of course, since today's hllary's 69th birthday, people have been writing on her facebook wall to mark the occasion. take a look, first up donald trump wrote, "i got you a birthday present, every swing state. enjoy." [ laughter and applause ] that

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please welcome kevin smith! ( band playing ) ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: thanks for the double hug. >> it was on both side. further, this is-- this is such a huge night for me because i-- this is going to sound weird-- but i wake up to you every morning. you're the first face i see when i wake up. ( cheers ) because my wife sleeps in so i wake up usually by myself. everyone sleeps in. so i wake up and get stoned. the first thing i do is watch the show from the night before. i'm like, "preach, preach." so every morning of wake in bed with you. so i watch the show. i'm a religious fan of the show. this is, like-- i don't like doing talk shows because i hate sitting down. i love talking, obviously, but i hate doing talk shows because you have to sit down. i look like jabba the shut when i sit down. yeah, give me a pillow to put right over this. oh, sorry. ( laughter ) so i got two talk shows on i'm always standing. so i never like to do talk shows because i have to sit, and it's when i look my worst and i'm

welcome! welcome. welcome, welcome, welcome. thank you very much. thank you, thank you, thank you. welcome to "the tonight show." this is it. you made it. [ cheers and applause ] you guys are the show. what a crowd. hot new york city crowd. here's what people are talking about. this is very interesting. i heard that yesterday, ivanka trump bumped into rosie o'donnell at a restaurant here in new york. [ light laughter ] she said, "i'm sorry he's so obsessed with you." and ivanka was like, "yeah, i'm used to it." [ laughter ] listen to this. two more playboy videos were uncovered where donald trump makes a cameo. in any other election, a a candidate appearing in three pornos would end their got?" [ laughter and applause ] two more adult films were uncovered that featured an appearance by trump. when asked why it took so long to find them, reporters were like, "we couldn't find anyone willing to google 'donald trump porno.'" [ laughter and applause ] you do it. i don't want to do it. i have kids. you do it. almost can't unsee that stuff. while speaking at a rally in nevada, yesterday,

welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, everyone to "the tonight show." this is it. [ cheers and applause ] this is the show. this is the one to be at tonight. hot show tonight. hot show! [ cheers and applause ] we'll get to the show. first, here's what everyone is talking about. of course, it is still the election. and i saw that hillary clinton actually went to her granddaughter's second birthday party instead of preparing for the first debate against trump. yeah. i guess she figured being around a bunch of screaming toddlers might help her even more. [ laughter and applause ] that's right, hillary went to her granddaughter's second birthday party. apparently she played her favorite party games -- duck, duck, question and pin the blame on the i.t. guy. [ laughter and applause ] i never heard those -- while speaking to the students at the university of new hampshire yesterday, hillary clinton said, quote, "isn't this one of the strangest elections you've ever seen?" and then college kids were like, "uh, we're 18. [ laughter and applause ] it is the only

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( band playing ) ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: welcome, back everybody. my next guest is a talented actress and starm of a film produceed by our good friend cloverfield lane." >> eggs. toradol to help with your pain. >> please, please, just let me go, please. >> there's nowhere to go, michelle. you're lucky to be here at all.

>> at the streak is older for what w bill: welcome back everyone. you can't win them all. the charlotte hornets have been red-hot by the coverage of turnovers and missed free throws throws -- free throws and a desperate dowes team something tonight. the first half is where charlotte really dug themselves a hole in this game did kemba walker trying to dig them out of it. eastern conference player of the week knocking down the jumper but on the other and felt finding chandler parsons for the

ladies and gentlemen, please welcome wagner moura! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wagner. >> it's amazing. >> jimmy: wagner. thank you so much for being on the show. >> dude, you kidding me? [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm glad, i'm happy that you're happy to be here. this is great. yeah. that was -- was that acting? >> no, no.

trump, welcome back to "meet the press." >> good morning, and i have to tell you, his ad is wrong that house. i wanted to get the house to build a major building that would have employed tremendous numbers of people but when the woman didn't want to sell it. so he's got me bulldozing down a house, i never bulldozed it down. it's false advertising. >> all right, i think the accusation was that's what you wanted to do -- >> no, the accusation was i wanted to and did do it. you know, if you didn't have eminent domain, you would haven't highways, the keystone

welcome back. my first guest tonight is an actor/director and overall nice yet surprisingly hunky guy. his latest film is "the holla hollars." >> this is stacey's house? >> yeah. >> come on! you divorced her like years ago! >> it was a divorce. i don't want a strange man >> what is it? >> they're by the window. >> that doesn't work! >> don't talk. just get down. >> he's coming. he's coming. he's coming. he's coming. he's coming. >> he's coming over! >> he's coming over? i'm going to kill you! i'm going to kill you! this is very upsetting to me. >> stephen: please welcome john krasinski. [ cheers and applause ] ?[ music ]? >> stephen: nice to have you back. good to see you. >> great to be back. >> stephen: i don't believe you get to do this every night. >> this is awesome. >> stephen: it's awesome when i have a guest like you. >> that's very nice. >> stephen: well, i paid him to >> you took me to diner to say that. >> stephen: the last time you were here -- >> we became best friends. >> stephen: kin

welcome, everybody. hey, i want to say congratulations to the chicago cubs and the cleveland indians. [ cheers and applause ] who are set to play each other voters put it, finally a crazy match-up we can actually enjoy. [ cheers and applause ] that's right, the cubs are going to the world series for the first time in 71 years. [ cheers and applause ] and if you remember the last time the cubs were in the world series, congratulations on staying up this late. that's really -- [ laughter and applause ] it's late. it's very late for you. [ applause ] of course, one of the big stories about the cubs is the so-called curse of the billy goat. this is -- it rr the '40s when they turned a fan away and his pet goat because goats aren't allowed in the ballpark. [ light laughter ] or as hot dog vendors put it, that's what you think. [ laughter and applause ] for years -- actually that was a huge night in chicago. in fact, bulls legend scottie pippen was actually on hand at wrigley field to sing "take me out to the

>> jimmy: welcome back. oh, justin timberlake, welcome back. welcome back to the show. >> thank you. >> jimmy: it's always fun to have you here, my friend. >> thank you. >> jimmy: congrats. i want to get to "trolls", i want to talk about this, you executive produced the music on this. but, first, what have you been up to? we never talk. [ light laughter ] >> i recently voted. [ cheers and applause ] super quiet, under the radar. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i didn't hear that. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: i didn't hear that >> yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: in tennessee? i didn't hear. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. went home to tennessee and voted. super quiet, in and out. no one even knew. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: just amazing how you sneak in and sneak out like take that. do you have any advice for anyone out there? >> can i get close up? get out and vote. [ cheers ] yourself in there. [ laughter ] i had no idea. >> jimmy: i had no idea either. i learned, i learned a a little -- maybe i'll learn a a little something -- >> i

>> jimmy: welcome back, everybody! welcome back! we are joined right now by a a legendary stand-up comedian who created and starred in one of the greatest sitcoms of all time, and his web series "comedians in cars getting coffee" was just nominated for emmy award for outstanding variety talk series. please welcome one of the best to ever do it, mr. jerry seinfeld! [ chee a ? [ cheers and applause ] ? ? >> jimmy: we'll all sit down, we'll all relax. >> i didn't want, i just wanted that part. >> jimmy: no, no. we got to talk part. >> oh. >> jimmy: yeah, the talk part. >> okay, all right. >> jimmy: it's a talk show, yeah. >> oh, it's a talk show. [ light laughter ] people talking. >> jimmy: people talking. that's what we do. >> it's ridiculous. ridiculous. people like to watch this. >> they do. it's weird. they can talk, but no, they want to watch us talk. >> jimmy: yeah. [ cheers ] it's more, it's more they want to see you talk. >> yes, they do. >> jimmy: to hear you talk. [ cheers ] >> and they want to hear you. they want to know wha

welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." this is it! [ cheers ] this is the show to be at. this is the one to watch. this is it. we the same person. we are "the tonight show," you guys. welcome, thank you for being here. here's what everyone's talking about. of course, today was the new hampshire primary. this is a big deal, yeah. all the candidates spent the day with their supporters, except for ben carson who's still waiting in the hallway. but we -- ben? ben? ben? ben? come on out, ben. [ cheers ] ben, you can go now. ben? ben, are you -- >> steve: yeah. aw. >> jimmy: not only was today the new hampshire primary, it was also national pizza day. >> steve: ooh. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: so, one way or the other, chris christie will be giving a victory speech. [ laughter ] and it's gonna be -- it's a a great day. [ applause ] and in keeping with tradition, their ballots in the new hampshire primary. yeah. even people in dixville notch are like -- dixville. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> steve: notch! >> jimmy: well, it seems that as the campai

welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, everybody, welcome to "the tonight show." this is it, you made it. thank you for being here. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for watching. i'm your host jimmy fallon. you guys, we have a super bowl champion, peyton manning, on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] and this is cool because of all the products he'll be mentioning in his interview -- [ laughter ] we don't have to run any commercials tonight. >> steve: yay! >> jimmy: no commercials, isn't that great? [ cheers ] so excited. tonight fresh off his super bowl victory. give it up for peyton manning. >> steve: come on! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: fantastic. i'm sorry, wait, sorry. who is that guy in the audience who isn't clapping? what do you -- come on, give it up. come on, clap. what's your problem? peyton's here. peyton manning's here. have some respect. [ laughter ] >> steve: aw. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: guys, of course, the big news is the new hampshire primaries, which were held last night, and i want to say congratulations to bernie sanders and donald

ladies and gentleman, please welcome tiger woods!nds call me up and say, can i come to the show. allot of the time it's a big band and tiger woods. you are an event. >> i don't know about that. >> stephen: no, you are if someone cares about golf. >> that's a good point. >> stephen: otherwise, people go, seems like a nice enough guy, why is everybody so excited. >> yeah. >> stephen: 14 majors, 79 pga tour wins, only missed 15 cuts in over 300 pga tour events. that's a 95% ratio of making the kurt there. jordan speef is only 22. he missed more cuts than you have. did you call him up and talk to him? >> no, that's 15 too many. >> stephen: all right. so when are you getting back to golf? because you have been teasing us here with the idea -- >> yeah, i hear ya. >> stephen: you're supposed to play the safeway open. >> right. >> stephen: you said you're healthy but your game's not there. where's your game? >> my game is coming. it's getting there. i'm not quite there where i can shoot. i feel like i can shoot 63s and 64s in tournaments. i'

welcome, everybody. welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." this is it. you're here. you made it. [ cheers and applause ] enjoy the show. about. of course, everyone is recovering from halloween yesterday. man, oh, man. i haven't seen so many hungover people in costumes since, well, every day in times square. [ cheers and applause ] but this is a lot. but this is nice. i saw that while hosting their final white house halloween party yesterday, first lady michelle obama actually told the kids, hey, candy for everybody. then barack was like, okay, who's that in the michelle obama costume? [ laughter and applause ] candy? meanwhile, republican donor charles koch tweeted a photo of himself dressed up as darth vader for halloween, and bernie sanders responded with a a photo of himself holding a a light saber. [ laughter ] people were like, damn, yoda got old. [ cheers and applause ] no, that's not -- sorry. i meant -- [ yoda impression ] damn, old he got. yo-duh. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i can't do yo -- i can't do yoda. that's a impression i cannot even come close

@>>> welcome back, everybody. @we've got sports here and dave @is here with a lot of late- @breaking news regarding the @browns and specifically johnny @football. @>> that's right. @pretty soon there will be a day @we won't talk about him anymore @but there is still fresh off of @yesterday. @he is not the browns problem @anymore but as of tonight, @johnny manziel is not an issue @yet for any other team in the @nfl. @he cleared waivers today, not @claimed by any nfl team, so he @is officially a free agent. @the browns released johnny @manziel yesterday. @he has just over 2 million left @guaranteed on his contract. @his rooky contract. @if a team would have claimed @him, they would have had to pay @him. @the cowboys passed on him in @the draft and they are @interested in him but no thanks @until he gets his life in @order. @and the browns are willing to @deal the third round pick for @collin kaepernick, but @contingent often restructuring @the contract. @the nfl draft and let their big @four free agents walk and @ba

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