timothy get in the car shaquille o'neal: >> i won't fit driver: >> ok it that is shaq. james corden: >> no no this is not happening again driver: >> hey calm down okay! james corden: >> no, no i will not calm wearing a disguise. driver: >> i mean it's obviously shaq shaquille o'neal: >> superman himself james corden: >> you didn't recognize me? james corden: >> i'm james corden this is a prank show we were going to steal you're car. ((demetria obilor)) >> after corden spilled the beans the driver called over a police officer to get him arrested. and the officer himself recognized shaq, but had no clue who james corden is./// sherry how's the weather today? ((sherry swensk)) shopping outdoors. ........... breezes will set up tomorrow to keep temps near normal. .............. they've got heat back east... we've got cool fall mornings with temps falling back to the low 60s right now and likely some 50s before daybreak. ............. the heat with santa ana winds... and a lake wind adivsory tomorrow in southern clark county. ..... temps in the 80s all week. even hotter near

i miss shaquille. we've known each other for, like, three years. >> washington, however, doesn't seem to share the same feelings. >> i don't really know too much about him, other than what i seen, and what i seen isn't somebody who i would be best friends with. >> washington has moved on and reunited with another friend from the outside. jelani andrews. >> that's right. come in the other room. >> why you do that, bro? [ laughter ] >> i'm tired, bro. >> he's really cool. like, i respect him. he's not a judgmental person at all. i would say he's my straight best friend. >> how's your day, shaquille? >> i don't know. just woke up. >> why didn't you wake me up? did you touch my feet again? >> yeah. >> i've known shaquille since seventh grade. he's cool as hell. he got a good heart. i'm proud to say that's my gay best friend. >> andrews is ending a sentence for marijuana and carrying a concealed weapon. >> where i'm from, from the south side, it's like people got guns. that's when they have balls. dude's li

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it hurts my knees. >> i'm shaquille o'neal. as a former nba player, my whole body hurts. >> jimmy: really? why do you say really? you weren't exactly sprinting up and down the court. >> guillermo: high five! ha ha ha! ow! are you in pain now? >> jimmy: yes! >> guillermo: i'm in a lot of pain! >> that's why we have icy hot's right? >> jimmy: yes, right, i'll try it on my back. it on my knees. muchas gracias. let us go. >> i'm not done talking. >> jimmy: i'm starting to lose consciousness. >> shut up. this is the same therapy used by doctors. >> jimmy: okay, anything else? >> yes! it stops pain immediately. >> jimmy: all right, can you let us go, please? >> now go use them on your sore back and knees. >> jimmy: all right. >> guillermo: wow, you sure know a lot about pain, mr. shaquille o'neal. >> jimmy: you should have seen him shoot free throws, that was very painful. [ laughter ] >> guillermo: ha ha ha! >> dicky: icy hot smartrelief off chronic pain in your back, hips, knees, and shoulders. give extra. get extra. i have asthma.

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tonight -- shaquille o'neal, from "how to be single" alison brie, and music from banners, with cleto and the cletones. and now, more than likely, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: i'm the host of the program, my name is jimmy. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. that's very nice. and i appreciate it. but you're here on a very special night for someone else. tonight is our very own guillermo's birthday. happy birthday, guillermo. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i tell you, 45 years ago today, a drunken stork stumbled into a hospital in mexico and out of his bindle rolled a little mustashoed guillermo. i got in touch with his mom and she gave us photographs of you over the years. that's right, let's look at them. all right, guillermo in a baseball uniform. what position did you play, guillermo? >> guillermo: catcher. >> jimmy: oh, nice. i played catcher too. what's going on here? >> guillermo: it was my birthday, me and my grandma. >> jimmy: she has the same birthday? >> guillermo: no, it was my birthday. >> jimmy: i see, okay. this next one is a classic photo. [ cheers and ap

it hurts my knees. >> i'm shaquille o'neal. as a former nba player, my whole body hurts. >> jimmy: really? >> really. why do you say really? honest. you weren't exactly sprinting up and down the court. >> guillermo: high five! ow! >> how about you? are you in pain now? >> jimmy: yes! >> guillermo: i'm in a lot of pain! smarreli tenthery. rit?! >>immy ye righ i'l try oy ck. on kne. much graas. let us go. >> i'm not done talking. consciousness. >> shut up. doctors. >> jimmy: okay, anything else? it stops pain immediately. em on your sore back and knees. >> jimmy: all right. >> guillermo: wow, you sure know a lot about pain, mr. shaquille o'neal. >> jimmy: you should have seen him shoot free throws, that was very painful. [ laughter ] >> dicky: icy hot smartrelief tens therapy. turn on smart relief and turn off chronic pain in your back, hips, knees, and shoulders. before earning enough cash back from bank of america to help pay for her kids' ice time. before earning 1% cash back everywhere, every time. and 2% back at the grocery

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he returned to the neighborhood with the big man himself, shaquille o'neal. he posed for pictures and even >> >> certified meteorologist rusty mccraney has one more look at our weather. >> a little cool to play ball outdoors, still another cold night. most areas not below freezing. make sure the kids are bundled up and then we see the milder weather move in, 68 tomorrow. 75 by tuesday. a rumble of thunder, and then temperatures will fall after that, coolest afternoon will be today, but temperatures will get back on the cool side as we head towards the week. >> thank you for watching "eyewitness news" at noon. for more local news, sports and the latest weather, tune in tonight.

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he'll be formally inducted along with shaquille o'neal, plus yao ming of the houston rockets. a big moment tonight happening in springfield mass. in the halls of the hall of fame, you'll find sixers legends, wilt chamberlain, julius irving and joining them now, the iconic number 3. >> unbelievable that he did what he could with the size that he was. >> reporter: just 6 foot tall, allen iverson was phillies' underdog. >> he put that team on his back. and he got them to that finals. >> reporter: but controversy was never far behind success. critics complained about his practice routine, leading to this infamous rant. >> we're talking about practice, man. i mean, how silly is that. >> reporter: a counterculture icon, he was one of the first ballers with tattoos and braids, and outspoken style he doesn't regret. >> why isn't it cool being you? what's wrong with being you? >> reporter: iverson told us yesterday he credits his teammates and phillies fans for this hall of fame moment. >> i didn't do this by myself, man. it was so many people, man. so many fans that came in there and