>> yeah. >> seth: okay. >> no! >> seth: yeah.this is like you're trying to kill me. >> seth: well no. it's just nerds. you don't have to have a full thing of nerds. >> i thought it was just on the top. >> seth: i'm gonna have the nerds. ready? ♪ [ bleep ] >> i can't win this game anymore. i've already lost it. >> seth: anymore? >> you're so annoying. >> seth: pickle brine. that one hurts. oh, why did i do the nerds? did you do the pickle brine? tequila. all right, go. until you miss. oh, water! ha, ha. [ bleep ] you. [ laughter ] ♪ what are you doing? you think you're going to pop it with your head? >> because i'm a [ bleep ] throw is the problem. embarrassing. >> seth: i'm going to have a shot off sex on the beach. i gotta wash down these nerds. rum! >> okay. >> seth: kristen stewart, have a shot of -- >> ah! get it. let's go. >> seth: have a shot of. >> come on. try harder. >> seth: have a shot of. have a shot of. >> come on, man. >> seth: have a shot of. have a shot of. >> whoo! >> seth; have a shot of. >> not going to happen.

they spend it all on beanies. >> seth: no. >> kayaks. >> seth: come on. >> natural deodorant. >> seth> crystals. >> seth: no. >> vests that they wear as shirts. >> seth: stop it. [ laughter ] >> they spend it all on couples therapy. >> seth: all right, i'll allow it. [ light laughter ] l walmart is testing new technology that allows workers to remotely unlock anti-shoplifting displays. >> but they won't. [ laughter ] >> seth: a new play examines the lives of queer people in the 1930s. >> the set is just a bunch of closets. [ light laughter ] >> seth: abc news recently posted a history of black friday. >> incidentally, black friday is also what seth calls that ice cube movie. [ laughter ] >> seth: no, i don't. >> it's okay. i call you white seth. [ light laughter ] >> oh, hey, white seth. why don't you tell one. >> seth: no, i absolutely will not. >> come on, just one. >> seth: based on how it's gone for you, i do not think it will go well for me. >> i think that they'll like it. >> oh, come on. do it. >> seth: all right. you know what? since it's the holidays, i trust you guys, and i'

veep." >> i was >> seth: never took off. >> right. >> seth: but we wanted to honor it. >> oh. >> sethre going to make some vice president themed cocktails for you. >> okay, uh-huh. >> seth: so the first one is called the nelson rockefeller. all right. diamond vodka. he was a wealthy man. >> yes. >> seth: that's the theme here. ruby port. ruby. >> i don't understand the ruby of it all. >> seth: well ruby -- wealthy people have rubies. >> oh. >> seth: this is based on -- >> like this? >> seth: exactly. goldschlager. >> uh-huh. >> seth: and then we're going to put in some chocolate gold coins. >> mm-hmm. oh, my god. [ light laughter ] >> seth: it's -- it sounds like jewels. >> oh. [ laughter ] cheers. >> seth: cheers. tell -- be honest. ♪ >> that is revolting. [ light laughter ] >> seth: do you know who the oldest vice president we ever had was? >> tell me. >> seth: alban w. barkley. he was the oldest one, so we're going to start with old forester. >> nice. what is that? >> seth: it's like a whiskey. >> okay. >> seth: and then we're gonna have some old grand dad. >> a whiskey, too? >> se

." ♪ [ cheers and applause ] and now, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening.meyers. this is "late night." we hope you're doing well. and now if you don't mind we're going to get to the news. before we get started, a little housekeeping. if you're watching this show on tv right now, you probably watched us do a live show about the debate in prime-time a couple of hours ago. but we're no fools. we taped this show yesterday. so, if you're wondering why i look younger and healthier now -- [ light laughter ] it's because this seth hasn't been through a presidential debate in a live prime-time show yet. we did it this way because if late night seth and prime-time seth ever accidentally meet, it will tear a hole in the space-time continuum and open a portal to what's called the seth-verse. and i've been told many times that one of me is more than enough. [ light laughter ] now, let's get to yesterday's news. [ laughter ] election day is now less than eight weeks away, which is also not for nothing, about how long it takes to get your passport renewed. [ light laughte

>> seth: yeah. [ laughter ] >> sorry, seth. >> seth: no, no. of course. take your time.angster -- [ light laughter ] attempts to reconnect with his children and rectify the mistakes in his past. but the criminal underworld won't loosen their grip willingly. >> seth: wow. [ laughter ] that's really good. [ laughter ] now, this has been something you've been doing recently on our show. you bring the logline because you want to make sure -- >> yeah, because -- >> seth: yeah. >> because i don't want sit and go "well, it's about this guy who --" >> seth: yeah. because somebody put a lot of time into this. >> yes. [ laughter ] >> seth: and they got it just right. so why not just read it? >> yes. and, oh, i should read too. miranda ross. >> seth: oh, great. >> it stars frankie shaw, ron pearlman, and the kid you saw, daniel diemer. >> seth: that's a great cast. [ cheers and applause ] you know, i had an expectation you might read another logline. and, you know, because you have such a prolific career, i thought maybe i would take this opportunity to read you some loglines of pr

yeah. >> seth: all right. >> agent dick. >> seth: yeah. if your name is agent dick gill -- >> no. in the film, it was a running joke. >> seth: oh, gotcha. >> that the hackers all got on television and said, "to you, agent dick." >> seth: oh, gotcha. >> that was my name. >> seth: there you go. conrad "candyman" jones. >> oh, yes. that was here at this wonderful network of nbc. i played the candyman in, um -- [ laughter ] >> seth: buying a lot of time here. this is what we call -- this is what great actors called stalling. >> yes, or a dramatic pause -- because that was [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] what was it? >> seth: it wasn't the first or the second -- >> it was "third watch." >> seth: "third watch." >> yes. [ applause ] >> seth: this is a very exciting piece of casting. i am a big superhero fan. i'm a big comic book fan. you're going to be playing perry white in the new "superman" film. [ applause ] james gunn. the great james gunn. >> the great james gunn is directing that film. that's what i hear. you may know more about it than i do. >> s

>> seth: no. >> seth?!do think i could bring a lot of perspective to the role. [ light laughter ] >> i knew it! >> i knew it. >> seth: a woman in oregon recently set the world guinness record for largest tongue circumference -- >> said the woman's girlfriend, "i do." >> seth: jenny. [ laughter ] jenny, apologize to that woman. >> [ sighs ] i'm sorry. [ laughter ] >> seth: secretary of transportation pete buttigieg recently visited a black community in alabama -- >> said the community, j. crew is that way. >> seth: amber, do you shop at j. crew? >> yes, every year on your birthday! [ laughter ] >> seth: singer jojo siwa recently claimed she invented a new kind of music called gay pop. >> incidentally, gay pop is also what elton john's children call him. [ laughter ] >> seth: black lawmakers recently reintroduced the crown act to ban hair discrimination -- >> for everyone except white people with dreadlocks. [ light laughter ] >> seth: hey, amber, when is it appropriate for white people to have dreadlocks? >>

thank you, seth. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: for -- >> don't clap for him! >> seth: sorry.t mary todd lincoln, who, if you don't know was abraham lincoln's wife. [ laughter ] he had one of those. and it's -- it's sort of, it's about her hopes and dreams in the weeks leading up to abraham's assassination. >> seth: and you had an idea where you would play mary todd lincoln. >> yes. >> seth: and then, how much research did you do? >> i did -- less than no research. [ laughter ] i actively forgot things that i knew about mary todd lincoln. >> seth: so, your whole idea was "i'm going to write this play based on the things i was taught years ago without doing more leg work?" >> well, what i was worried about was that the audience -- you know, people are stupid, seth. >> seth: sure, sure. [ laughter ] >> but i wanted to have the same knowledge that the audience had. i didn't want to do research and then be making jokes about, like, "well, that'll get a laugh because that's where she was born." you know? [ laughter ] and then -- so i was, like "oh that's --" it was actually dangero

then i wanted to see if seth aged -- >> seth: no, no, no, no, no. >> and i was like -- >> seth: no, nohter ] >> whaa-aa-aa-ha-hat? [ laughter ] you look like you drank from the wrong chalice in "indiana jones." [ laughter ] seth, what happened to your suits? you're not even dressed up enough to watch a talk show. [ laughter ] you dress like you're on your way to wilco and then remembered you had a show. side night, scollins pitched that joke, and i was like what is wilco? and then he was like, it's a band. and i was like shut up. [ light laughter ] for real, seth, it's our ten-year anniversary. and to celebrate, you got me something really special. >> seth: don't you mean you got me something really special? >> no! you mean you didn't get me anything for our ten-year anniversary? this is going in the movie. [ laughter ] then trump went on tv and said this. >> the mugshot. we've all seen the mugshot. and you know who embraced it more than anybody else? the black population. it's incredible. you see black people walking around with my mugshot. [ light laughter ] >> you know, he's right.

>> seth: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> yeah. >> seth: a lot better there. >> yeah. >> seth: your husband, ronen together a very long time. >> very long time. >> seth: you met -- it's one of those on set romances. >> it is. a show-mance. >> seth: what is -- you -- show-mance. a television show. >> yeah. >> seth: what was the tv show? >> it was called "standoff." [ cheers and applause ] that's the first round of applause that show ever got. [ laughter ] and we were hostage negotiators in love. >> seth: was it a -- was it a comedy or? >> it was meant to be like "moonlighting." >> seth: okay, so -- yeah, yeah. >> remember? it's like a meet, cute. >> seth: right. >> except it was in the era of "the shield," so by, like, episode three, we were like shooting people in the kneecaps. >> seth: yeah. >> you know what i mean? and i'm like, "ron and i are doing this?" >> seth: yeah. >> "like, this is so weird." but we fell in love. so -- >> seth: you fell in love. >> yeah. >> seth: and wh -- how -- because again, i'm assuming "standoff" is a one season show. >> 18 episodes. >> seth: 18 episodes. what -- w

seth: right.ens underneath. so i'm like uncomfortable, uncomfortable, uncomfortable, comfy girl. [ laughter ] fun, fun yeah. >> seth: and this is taken the day you died? >> yes. [ laughter ] r.i.p. i have been brought back to earth, which is why i'm here -- >> seth: yeah. >> -- to talk about my business -- >> seth: explain what exactly is happening here. >> what is happening here is i went to visit my friend in l.a. it was oscars weekend, 2020, february 2020. oh, what different times they were. [ laughter ] and my friend, jonathan van ness, he was on "queer eye," was hosting the elton john oscar party. he was like, "come along." i was like, you know, bring your little cousin to the event. but i was like, "i can't believe i'm here. this is so cool." [ laughter ] and then they were like, but you have to be back on set. and i was like, "i will be fine on set. i will not be sleepy at all." and that's when i got back to set. [ laughter ] so, yeah. >> seth: it was revealed in the season one finale, so i

congrats on the show. >> thanks, seth. >> seth: always a pleasure. >> go steelers. >> seth: go steelersanganiello, everybody. "deal or no deal island" mondays at 10:00 p.m. on nbc and available the next day on peacock. we'll be right back with jonathan lemire. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ (marci) so, how long have you lived here? and how are the restaurants around here? are they good, bad, meh? (luke) marci, we've gotta go. (marci) i'm sorry. (luke) we've got seventeen thousand more parks to visit. [marci screams] (luke) we bring you the best neighborhood info. (marci) ding dong (luke) homes-dot-com. these days everyone is staring at screens, and watching their spending. good vision is more important than ever, but so is saving. that's why america's best includes a free eye exam when you buy two pairs of glasses for just $79.95. book an exam online today. ugh. nothing works on this acne. hi! who.? i'm a licensed dermatology provider from curology. oh. answer a few questions, i'll look at your skin, and prescribe you a personalized cream. wow! curology. skincare with a face. (♪♪) i've got t

>> seth, seth. >> seth: what?k is this law that they're passing!" i try rip my own head off my body. >> seth: yeah. >> and i'll be honest, i don't follow politics, seth, very much. >> seth: no. >> and i'm no so much a democrat, i'm not so much a republican as much as i am a registered bad ass. [ laughter ] [ cheers ] >> seth: so, does this mean you still watch the show? >> some -- well, yeah, in taxi cabs on the little taxi tv i'll watch that. [ laughter ] seth, when we would get in trouble, he would put -- you'll get put on punishment. and that meant that you got a universal remote and you would have to go around and switch all the tvs to nbc. and he called it -- it was a ratings hack. [ laughter ] >> seth: yeah. >> oh, [ bleep ]. i got -- because, you know, we're out here joking. but i wanted to -- because this is -- you know, i worked here. it's very nice to be here. i just wanted to, you know, show some respect. i was going to wear a suit, but i guess it's gap day for you. [ laughter ] better watch out. bob wr

>> seth: yeah., people ask, why do you have your own bourbon? it's because i have children. >> seth: yeah. [ laughter ] you cut out the middle man. >> yes. and so i know your kids are younger. >> seth: yeah. >> but you're going to need this stuff. >> seth: yeah. >> and i think that fathers are generally underappreciated. who would agree with me? [ cheers and applause ] right? listen to these divorced dads, right? >> seth: that's the most muted we've ever gotten for a call-out. [ laughter ] that's how bad life is as a dad. people are like, "do they?" >> well, it is -- first of all, we've got to try this. >> seth: yeah, yeah. all right, i'm -- i also drink it with ice, and you're not going to judge me. >> feel the -- feel the weight on that. >> seth: oh, it's a good weight. >> it's nice, right? >> seth: that means so much to everyone. [ laughter ] >> no it is. >> seth: "heavy cork, oh, yeah." >> no. i worked really hard on this. >> seth: oh, you wasted your time. no one cares. [ laughter ] >> the thin

>> seth: okay? >> "young sheldon." >> seth: really? [ laughter ] the kid?h a sweetie pie, by the way. ian is incredible, very talented, very sweet. and, you know, my mom, she loves the show. >> seth: yeah. >> i know she loves it. and he wanted to -- you know, we took a picture. i said, "do you mind if i facetime my mom? this will make her day." i didn't know that it would make her day so hard that she would have to get a new phone. [ laughter ] she was like tearing up and crying. [ light laughter ] [ audience aws ] he -- it was so sweet. i've never seen her react that way, for anyone. and he's, you know like a -- he's not 9. how old is he? >> seth: i don't know. >> how old are kids? he's like -- [ laughter ] >> seth: well, in hollywood -- i feel like every kid in a hollywood show like 32. >> that's -- [ laughs ] but, you know, she lost it over him. he was such a sweetie pie. and then when i took the phone back, she said, "put sheldon back on." and i was like, "um, okay." so i did. but it was -- she freaked out over him. >> seth: this is another cool thing y

: okay. >> thank you, seth-seth. >> seth: uh, great. [ cheers and applause ] p >> tell me a story!u want me to like tell a story as you? >> amy: like, what are you doing with your summer? like -- [ laughter ] no, anyway. yeah, but we've been in australia, we've been in the uk. it's been awesome and -- >> seth: did you -- so anxiety is a new character. >> yeah, anxiety shows up, and "inside-out 2" for those of you who don't know, and kind of takes over, because our character riley is going from 12 to 13. new emotions arise. >> seth: anxiety is a big one. >> yes. >> seth: do you have -- how -- i've never been lucky enough to go to australia. did you have any anxiety about that flight? >> well, oh yeah, the flight? >> seth: yeah. >> yeah. dude, we -- well -- we went from australia to the uk, which is a 22-hour flight. yeah, i know, i'm such a hero. like -- it was so hard. [ laughter ] i had to watch "moonstruck." so good. can -- should we talk about "moonstruck?" >> seth: i would love to talk about "moonstruck." i watched "moonstruck" -- >> dude, okay what --. >> seth: -- about five y

>> seth: all of them. >> you. >> seth: it doesn't matter.oking. can we just have a chat, me and you? >> seth: yeah, yeah, yeah. don't even worry about them. [ light laughter ] don't even worry about them. it doesn't -- they're not important. [ light laughter ] now, by the way -- >> they're important, by the way. >> seth: yeah. well, don't make me the bad guy. [ laughter ] >> well, one of us, you know what i mean, we have to take that role. >> seth: good cop, bad cop. >> good cop, bad cop, let's do that. >> seth: you were in the film "banshees of inisherin," which i loved a great deal. and speaking of nerves, all those guys, martin mcdonagh, brendan gleeson, colin farrell, they'd all worked together before. >> mm-hmm. >> seth: were you nervous, sort of, joining their crew? >> yeah, i was. i mean, i worked with colin on "the sacred deer" so kind of got used to him. but he didn't get used to me. [ laughter ] i was an absolute nuisance, yeah. i lived with him for a bit. >> seth: yeah, so did you live with him on set of "banshees"? >> yeah, on "b

>> seth: what? so weird. >> seth: i wanted to be a dead body. >> right? >> seth: during the 2007/2008 writers' strike, i met all these -- all these "law & order" writers, and i was like, "i want to do a cameo, but i just want to be a dead body." and they were like, "oh, my god, we'd love to have you on the show." i'm like, "okay, but i'm a dead person." [ laughter ] and then they, like -- my agent was like, "well, you -- we got -- there's a part for you." and -- and i looked at it, and i was like, "i don't want lines." [ light laughter ] "i just want to be a dead person in the park." >> okay. this just ha -- this just happened to me with a supermodel. >> seth: really? >> i -- i'm not gonna name her. >> seth: okay. >> a big supermodel. >> seth: yeah. >> like, one of the -- like, the supermodel. >> seth: okay. >> like, one of the greats. i found out that she loved my show. so, i said, "oh, my gosh." i went to the writers, i said, "could she be on the show." and she said she wanted to be a dead body. b

>> seth: yeah. >> oh. >> seth: there you go.lling that nic cage is in it. >> correct. >> seth: because in the trailer we don't get to see nic cage. >> correct. yes, the -- the marketing team behind this has been brilliant. and i think it's gonna be very fun when people see what he looks like in this. >> seth: yeah. there's like a -- almost a moment in the trailer where you see what he looks like, and then they sort of cut away. but you also did not know what he was gonna look like. >> correct. yes. >> seth: so when did you first see what he looked like? >> well, the director wanted to keep us separate throughout the whole film. so, we're probably about three weeks in. >> seth: so you've never met him? >> never met him. they -- they kept us -- >> seth: okay. you have never seen him out of makeup either? >> yes. correct. completely separate. i wasn't shown any photos of what he looked like. the director wanted to keep it very secret because he wanted to wait until, you know, there was this big, sort of, climatic scene where we mee

." ♪ [ cheers and applause ] and now, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers.his is "late night." we hope you're doing well tonight. and now, if you don't mind, we're going to get to the news. researchers believe that a supermassive black hole in our galaxy is growing at a faster pace previously thought possible. but, you guys, it's not all good news. [ laughter ] vice president kamala harris yesterday delivered her concession speech. if you're unfamiliar with those, it's because we haven't heard one in eight years. [ laughter ] during her concession speech yesterday, vice president kamala harris repeated an adage and said, quote, "only when it's dark enough can you see the stars." and only when it gets a little lighter do you realize those are just raccoons. [ laughter ] president biden called former president trump yesterday and invited him to the white house, which is great because he never got to check it out the first time. [ light laughter ] "it's really -- it's really white. [ laughter ] they're not lying." former president trump is set to be sentenced f

>> seth: no.-- >> that's all makeup. >> seth: they work really hard for, right. people are like," how did they do that?" i'm like, "it was hot as balls." >> we were upstairs -- there was like everything that could make something hot. >> seth: do you feel like you were the kind of person who, while you were breaking, you would try to fight through it and that would just make it worse? >> yes. >> seth: yeah. >> yes. because as soon as you start, the person you're looking at knows you're breaking, then they start to break, then you start laughing, and it's very difficult. i try not to do it. >> seth: you're very good at not doing it, which i think makes it more rewarding when you do. >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> seth: i've always said, like, i -- when people say, do you miss "snl"? i always say, i very much miss being the age that i was at "snl." because it is a very taxing week. you're now doing it with -- the twins are four years old now? >> yes, yes. >> seth: and do you feel like you still have the en

>> seth: okay. >> this is ready. ready? >> seth: all right. of it are ordering this burger? >> we have two burgers on the menu. we have the oklahoma fried onion burger and we have -- >> seth: what is that the oklahoma fried onion burger. >> actually it's a burger -- it's the same ball of beef. >> seth: uh-huh. >> onions are thin sliced. >> seth: fried. >> onions are smashed into the burger and fried into the beef. >> seth: okay great. >> you're catching up. >> seth: and so what is-- is it about a 50/50 split? or do most people want the smash? >> it's 50/50. >> seth: is it really? that's great. >> it's amazing. people -- they want -- actually one of each, i feel like, right now. >> seth: yeah. >> so you see how thin that is. it's been smashed as you know. >> seth: do you -- i mean, do you still have a love for like the fat burger? 'cause like, so sometimes i will go -- i'm not going to name names. my father-in-law. >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> seth: he will -- he makes these like big, fat patties. it seems very like -- i don't know, i like how fast

>> seth: i don't know. and i feel like that guy could have -- >> he was pretty regular, , avage joe. >> seth: he was a regular joe and then he still looked more like you than me, you know. that's the problem. [ talking over each other ] i meant it as sweet. >> thank you. thank you. >> seth: this is a fantastic movie where you're doing a lot of running around as well. >> yeah. >> seth: you play a tsa agent. >> i do. >> seth: maybe in the way we've never seen a tsa agent. >> yeah, it's like tsa agent on steroids by the end of it. not literally but spiritually. >> seth: yeah, yeah. >> yeah, so i play a tsa agent who has the worst day of his life on christmas eve. >> seth: there is a real "die hard" element to this movie, and i mean that the most complementary way. we're talking about the christmas season. we're talking about somebody getting called into action maybe at the level they're not usually called to action for. >> yes, exactly. two hours into his first shift on the security scanners, someone hands him

seth, seth.eth, seth, seth. >> seth: yeah? >> see if you can guess which digital short this is. you guys ready? one, two, three. [ thud ] [ light laughter ] i think i heard someone get it. >> seth: yeah. "laser cats." >> no! >> no! >> seth: what is it? >> in my pants. >> seth: oh, it's "[ bleep ] in my pants"? >> that could have been a laser cat in the background doing a laser cat. i think that's fair. >> seth: well -- >> let's do it a second time. let's do it a second time. guess which one this is. three, two, one. >> seth: oh, you're going to make us guess the same one we know? [ laughter ] >> this time, guess the other one this time. >> seth: "[ bleep ] in my pants"? >> no, "laser cats"! [ laughter ] you edit this, right? >> blew it, man! >> seth: so like, in general, do you think this is like the back and forth we had so far is going to make people more inclined to listen to the pod? [ laughter ] >> i don't think so. >> seth: yeah. >> i mean, i think the timing on the pod is better than the d

seth?se >> seth: i'm so happy to have you here >> how you doing i'm happy to be here >> seth: i appreciate you making time on a tuesday. i know what a busy day it is >> oh, absolutely, we got write night tonight? >> seth: you got write night tonight. t's going to be a long night >> yes, it is. >> seth: i have heard this story, early in your time at "snl," you actually -- you kinda pulled a power move. there was somebody who could not get into the "snl" after party >> oh yeah >> seth: and we have a photo this is travis kelce they would not let him in. >> right, right, right, right. [ laughter ] >> seth: now, what really happened is it true that at the door they just didn't know who travis was? >> the crazy thing is, he had came to the show, we saw him at the show and then he goes to the after party. and he's just looking. and i was like, "oh, that's travis kelce." and they're sitting up there, they're like, you can't get in, bro, you're not on the list. i'm sitting there like, "why isn't he

>> seth: i do.me here, you've got a really good beard >> yeah. >> seth: i thought it was one of the nicest things about "breaking bad" is we saw like a whole range of different hair things >> no hair, i had hair >> seth: yeah, a lot of people said it was the writing and the acting for me, it was all your hair >> it was the hair or a lack thereof. >> seth: or a lack thereof hey, i want to lament, you're a rams fan i think in the same way that i'm a steelers fan. >> yeah. >> seth: and i apologize that your season also ended a little bit earlier than you would have liked. >> it was close. >> seth: it was close. >> great game -- yeah. >> seth: against the lions you actually filmed a video on the field. you were at the game >> right >> seth: and first, i want to show the video, because -- i guess you were trying to, you know, have some confidence by the rams before the game, let's take a look. >> bryan cranston here on the sidelines of the lions versus the rams and just like in the wildlife, when rams se

, i'm seth meyers. "late night." we hope you're doing well. and now if you don't mind, we're going to get to the news. president biden announced yesterday that israel and hezbollah have agreed to a ceasefire deal, so now he's moving on to the more difficult one. [ light laughter ] president biden and first lady dr. jill biden are set to attend president-elect trump's inauguration in january while trump is still deciding. [ laughter ] "let me know how it goes." president-elect trump criticized the "new york times" in a post to truth social yesterday and said quote, "where is the apology?" i can only assume he's referring to the day the wordle word was kayak. [ laughter ] during a court hearing yesterday, rudy giuliani reportedly lashed out at the federal judge overseeing the collection proceedings for the $146 million defamation judgment against him, and said quote, "i can't pay my bills." though i'm not sure that's the smartest thing to yell right in front of your lawyer. [ laughter ] "oh, you can't? we

now i'm 51 >> seth: yeah. >> i can tell you all about it, seth >> seth: are you loving it >> i love itreat. >> i love it so much i have to say, i've always loved getting older. >> seth: yeah? >> but there's something really spectacular about getting to an age where you feel really comfortable saying no. >> seth: yeah. >> feel comfortable just sort of going, "yeah, that doesn't really work for me." or "you know what, i'm not feeling that." or "yeah, i want to do that. >> seth: that's great. everything you've just said, i'm so excited to try on my wife and have not work. [ laughter ] >> maybe it works 'cause i'm single >> seth: it's still good it feels super - >> it's really good. >> seth: i'm glad to see -- have you feel so enthusiastic about it >> yeah, i mean, there's some things that are absolutely odd, weird, and strange >> seth: uh-huh. >> like, sometimes when you wake up in the morning, you're like, "did i sleep or did somebody beat me up?" >> seth: uh-huh. >> not sure. [ laughter ] >> seth: 'cause you're just -- that deep soreness >> like, you get out of bed and you're like -- [

>> seth!u here >> thank you >> seth: the bits are flying >> let's go, let's go! >> seth: you -- actually, the last time you weren't here - >> yes >> seth: that you were supposed to be here, there was a "brooklyn nine-nine" right after the finale of that wonderful show we did cash show everybody was here your son was sick. and you sent in a video in the style of "leaving on a jet plane. >> yeah. >> seth: and do you -- are you happy about how it went? >> feels like a leading question [ laughter ] >> seth: i was happy >> i wasn't. >> seth: okay. >> i felt -- i was thinking about on it my flight. i'm like, "why would i send a tape?" >> seth: yeah. >> just trying to hog up air time from my castmates like what a bad move >> seth: yeah. >> but yeah. >> seth: but now you're here in person >> here i am >> seth: here -- here you are. >> yeah. [ cheers and applause >> seth: and i do want to say, the last thing i'll say about "brooklyn nine-nine," one of my favorite actors even before he was on "brooklyn

. >> seth: love it. >> we loved it. >> seth: that's great. >> seth: yes. >> don't know how that would be spelled but -- [ laughter ] >> seth: yeah. you know, obviously you have a relationship with the piano that we all benefit from. but did you enjoy it right away? >> the piano? well, you know, i mean i definitely was so inspired to play when i started to see different amazing musicians, patrice rushen, aretha franklin, nina simone, prince, stevie wonder. there was the desire to play. but when you start to play, it's really hard. [ light laughter ] >> seth: yeah. >> and it's kind of boring because you've got to practice the same thing over and over, and over and over. and you really realize how inadequate you are for a long time. but, you know, i truly, truly -- when i started to write songs as well, i think that really, truly gave me that outlet that i was looking for. and then to be able to have the independence of being able to write my own music, play my own instrument, that started to set me free on a whole other level. so, although it w

featuring the 8g band with brian frasier-moore. ♪ [ cheers and applause and now, seth meyers >> seth:d evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night. we hope you're doing well. and now if you don't mind, we're going to get to the news at a fundraiser in boston yesterday, president biden said, quote, "if trump wasn't running, i'm not sure i'd be running. okay, but you can't say that [ light laughter ] it sounds like you're running because he's the only one you can beat it's like the giants say "we're only playing because the jets are playing. [ laughter ] look, we all have the "if trump wasn't running" fantasy. hell, if trump wasn't running, this would be a cooking show [ laughter ] but he is. so - when asked yesterday in a town hall with fox news host sean hannity if he would promise to never abuse power as retribution against anybody, former president trump said, quote, "except for day one." [ light laughter ] well, at least i have nothing to worry about. [ laughter ] after all, this is just a cooking show [ laughter ] during last night's town hall event in iowa, sean hannity asked f

, i'm seth meyers. "late night. we hope you're doing well. and now if you don't mind, we're going to get to the news president biden is set tomorrow to deliver his state of the union address, and it could very well be the first state of the union to start with the word, "welp. [ laughter ] presidential candidate nikki haley announced today she's ending her campaign for the republican nomination. well, she's a reasonable person. you don't have to tell her 16 times. [ laughter ] that's right nikki haley is ending her presidential campaign, but as an olive branch, melania has offered her first lady [ laughter ] [ audience ohs ] oh, no, we have one of those audiences that loves love. [ laughter ] in his super tuesday election night speech, former president trump said that his children thank him for getting into politics and added, quote, "they've had it very easy since i decided to run." oh, yeah, i'm sure they could "testify" to that. [ laughter ] former president trump reportedly met with tesla ceo elon m

know him >> yes >> seth: would i guess him >> you may guess >> seth: okay.e everything i know he would roll his eyes if he got caught shoplifting. >> he would roll his eyes if he got shoplifting. i called to make sure he was okay with me sharing this story, and now i think this gives him fodder to throw me under the bus the next time he's on this show. >> seth: oh wonderful. >> yes, it's matt rogers, okay it's matt rogers [ laughter ] >> seth: ice cream thief reformed ice cream thief >> reformed ice cream -- we would never do anything like that today >> seth: yeah. >> truly >> seth: it's really funny [ laughter ] also, it must be like a dream to be a bodega owner and run out and be like, give that back, and then be like, "all right." >> "all right. so frictionless. yeah, yeah, yeah no pushback. >> seth: he went home and was like, "it actually went well." >> could have gone much worse. >> seth: thank you so much for being here >> thanks for having me. >> seth: congrats on everything. [ cheers and applause bowen yang "snl" march 30th with host ramy youssef and

, i want to be like seth. >> seth: oh, my gosh >> seth is a good guy, and seth is a good guy. >> seth what a great liar you are. [ laughter ] now i -- you know, you said it's the best cast. and i truly believe it and i am sometimes so jealous of the writers that get to write for performers like yourself barbara, your character, mixes up celebrity names this is another gift you bestowed upon the writers. this is something you actually do [ light laughter ] they heard you doing this, and then gave to it the character. is this true >> hmm [ laughter ] okay i will just say this to you. when you hear the name orlando bloom, tell me you don't see big black football player. [ laughter ] >> seth: i do, yeah. >> thank you thank you. >> seth: it does seem like a left tackle. that does seem like a left tackle yeah >> i'm telling you when i heard -- i knew for years that darren star was a young back influencer. i knew it. when i was introduced to darren star, i was like, "well, where is darren star?" i felt so bad to realize, oh my god, this is not the man i thought it was but i come by it natura

>> seth: yeah. >> dang, i have not. >> seth: really?like -- >> seth: you're like a completionist. [ light laughter ] >> yeah. yeah, i am. >> seth: yeah. [ laughter ] >> i mean, i -- maybe i should start doing that, though. because it is my time. my time is valuable. >> seth: yeah. >> but there's something maybe a little -- i don't know. i have to finish it. even if i'm miserable during it. >> seth: yeah. >> whoa. >> seth: whoa. [ laughter ] something to talk about next time professor poehler stops by. [ laughter ] what a joy. you're going to stick around. >> yes, please. >> seth: stick around! amy poehler. we'll be right back with freddy armisen. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ you ever feel like the only place you can find cars is in car commercials? oh, this isn't a car commercial. this is an autotrader commercial and this is one of the millions of new and used cars that you can find on autotrader. you can find cars like the ones o. oh, no! or the car in this show. get out the water! i bet i can even find the cars in my feed. sure can! you

>> seth: yeah, yeah. >> seth. >> seth: where did the hagners grow up? where were you growing up?dy day." >> seth: how old were you when you first moved to new york? >> i was -- i was literally 18. it was my 18th birthday. >> seth: and how were your parents about that? because you're, you know -- >> my mom wanted to make my room a sewing room, and she was like, "good." [ laughter ] no, i'm just kidding. no, they were just very supportive. >> seth: okay. >> i wanted to just hit the streets of new york. and i passed out flyers on the street, that was my first job. >> seth: thought you were going to say you passed out on the street. [ laughter ] "my first night, i passed out on the street." i'm very happy at your current success and your growing family. >> thanks. >> seth: and it's very cool that your parents are here tonight. and i'm so happy to have you back. >> i know. it's cool. i'm very lucky. you're awesome! >> seth: i'm so happy. oh my god, you're the best. [ cheers and applause ] meredith hagner, everybody! new episodes of "bad monkey" are available on wednesdays on apple tv

>> seth: no!han mine. [ light laughter ] >> yeah. we do a little bit of both. but it's kind -- you know, there's some things, you've been in a relationship with someone for a long time that like, they're not going to change. and it drives you nuts and like, you've just got to let it go. and there's some stuff, i need her to just let go. i'm not ever changing this thing. >> seth: yeah. >> so that -- but then, you know. some bickers happen. [ light laughter ] >> yeah. >> bickers happen. >> seth: do you feel like you have -- 'cause sometimes i'll say to my wife, like, "why can't you just let stuff go?" and she's like, "do you know how many things i've let go?" [ laughter ] >> i am that way. >> seth: she's like, "i literally, i've already let go nine things today. i'm sorry i had to mention the [ bleep ] tenth one." [ laughter ] >> yes. >> that's it. >> yes. >> seth: gotcha. >> exactly. >> seth: so, do you feel like you're -- who's more forgiving? >> oh. me. [ laughter ] but i already forgave nine thi

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>> seth: i did. >> okay, thanks. >> seth: a good young dan aykroyd. >> thanks, thanks. >> seth: you -> seth: yeah. >> yeah. [ light laughter ] >> seth: he has spoken about you. >> he has. >> seth: yeah. >> what have you heard? >> seth: well, i heard that he was happy for you. >> yeah. yep. >> seth: how did he say it? >> he said at the "ghostbusters" premiere, he was asked about my casting. and he's like, "well, i'm just glad a young actor's got work." >> seth: yeah. [ laughter ] >> which i loved. if anything, it made me feel really like connected to him as far as, you know, our inner souls. [ light laughter ] >> seth: i do -- i want to say, i think it really speaks to the sweetness and, like, down to the studs, dan aykroyd is generally just happy people are working. >> 100%. >> seth: yeah. >> yeah. and i just really, like, resonated with that response. >> seth: it's, you also -- >> what is that? >> seth: i think you might like -- this is your imdb biography. >> oh, okay. [ laughter ] >> seth: and i know there's a lot of rumors online. but there's a -- >> uh-huh. >> seth: i don't even

an all new "closer look." ♪ [ cheers andpplause ] and now, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening, i'm sethhis is "late night." we hope you're doing well. and now if you don't mind, we're going to get to the news. president biden today presided over the annual white house turkey pardon. well, he didn't exactly pardon them, he just turned the investigation over to merrick garland and then it just kind of petered out. [ laughter ] that's right, president biden presided over the annual white house turkey pardon, and granted clemency to peach, blossom, and before anyone noticed, hunter. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] "yeah. look at that turkey." [ laughter ] former florida congressman matt gaetz has joined the celebrity video message platform cameo. [ laughter ] before this, the only way to get a video message from matt gaetz was unsolicited. [ laughter and applause ] president-elect trump announced last week that he has nominated pam bondi as his attorney general. bondi will leave her current job, following you around talbot's with her phone out. [ laughter ] president-elect trump's tran

>> seth: kenan >> oh, yeah. thing from children, no. >> seth: did you ever -- >> show some respect >> seth: yeah. >> it's dad. >> seth: can you imagine as a kid calling -- even other parents who said, "call me by my first name." >> if i called my dad fletcher [ laughter ] bro, i'd be across the room in two seconds with a foot in the face >> seth: you'd be like, "i had no idea how fast you moved, fletcher." >> yeah, word. [ laughter ] good on you, fletch. [ laughter ] yeah, i love them. they were just here. we saw justin timberlake do his music rehearsal just now >> seth: with your daughters yeah, they came to check it out? >> and he took a picture he's the nicest. >> seth: that's really exciting. >> it was really great >> seth: it's very -- i mean, you now finally as a -- your daughter observed -- as kids get old enough where you can actually now be a gatekeeper to things they find cool. >> absolutely, and it makes me cool >> seth: yeah. >> it makes me feel good, yeah makes me feel good to be cool in my kids' ey

meyers. >> seth: good evening.h meyers. this is "late night." we hope you're doing well. and now if you don't mind, we're going to get to the news. vice president kamala harris participated last night in a cnn town hall event with undecided voters in pennsylvania. though i think talking to voters who are undecided at this point is like watching a movie with your mom. [ laughter ] "wait, who's that lady? are we supposed to know her?" [ laughter ] "who's that guy? i thought he died in that car accident." [ laughter ] during last night's cnn town hall event vice president kamala harris said she prays daily, while the rest of us have bumped it up to hourly. [ laughter ] vice president kamala harris yesterday criticized former president trump over reports that he has repeatedly praised adolf hitler in private. and if you think that's bad, you should hear some of the stuff he says in public. [ laughter ] at a trump campaign rally yesterday in georgia, former fox news host tucker carlson compared former president trump re

featuring the 8g band with rob mitzner. ♪ [ cheers and applause and now, seth meyers >> seth: good eveningth meyers. this is "late night. we hope you're doing well. and now if you don't mind, we're going to get to the news in a new interview on "the view" vice president kamala harris said that the 2024 election will come down to, quote, "competence versus chaos." of course, if you're watching "the view," you've already chosen chaos [ laughter ] in the same interview, harris criticized presidential candidate nikki haley's statement that the u.s. has never been a racist country and said, quote, "we cannot get to a place of progress by denying the existence of racism. but you can get to the republican nomination for president. [ laughter ] president biden traveled to north carolina today and spoke about his administration's funding for high-speed internet, which is why he's the only candidate endorsed by pornhub. [ laughter ] in a post this week -- they were as surprised as anyone in a post this week on truth social, former president trump referred to nikki haley using her given first name of

it. >> seth: no.u came from. >> it is true. >> seth: you did -- you did at least take a little self-care. you went to hawaii over the -- >> i did. >> seth: had you been before? >> i have gone to kauai before, yes. >> seth: okay, gotcha. how was your hawaii adventure? >> i mean, it's my favorite place in the world. i had a fun thing where i was with my boyfriend, we were in kauai and suddenly on a motorcycle was jason momoa. >> seth: oh, my god. [ light laughter ] >> and i was like, "jason momoa! jason!" and my boyfriend was so humiliated. you know, there's like -- >> seth: but you -- he hosted when you were there. >> he hosted the show. >> seth: you're not like a person yelling out. >> totally. >> seth: but by the way, that would have, of course, to his ears sound like a person yelling out. >> right, right. [ laughter ] >> seth: he's not like, "oh, an old colleague." [ laughter ] >> right, right. and so the courage overcame me and i dm'ed him and then i had like two amazing nights with jason momoa in

seth meyers." good night, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- will ferrell and harper steele, star of "nobody wants this," actress kristen bell, seth hosts a "late night" debate, ♪ [ cheers and applause ] and now, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." we hope you're doing well. and now, if you don't mind, we're going to get to the news. during a campaign event last week, vice president kamala harris defended her right to own a gun and said, quote, "if somebody breaks into my house, they're getting shot." while tim walz said, and if they break into mine, they're getting cocoa. [ laughter ] during a rally on saturday in north carolina, former president trump called his 5-year-old granddaughter up on stage and said, quote, "she's beautiful and she's sweet and she doesn't know how evil life is." [ light laughter ] you know, i used to think

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