i moved on her and i failed. i moved on her. i did try to [ muted ] her. she was married. >> that's huge news. >> no, no. nancy. no, this was -- and i moved on very haeeavily. informal, i took her out furniture shopping. i moved on her like a bitch. and all of a sudden i see her, she's got the big phoney tits and she's totally changed her looks. >> she's your girl, hot as shit in the purple. whoa! my man! >> that is very -- you are a piece of -- maybe it's a different one. >> better not be. >> yeah, that's her. with the gold. i've got to take some tic tacs just in case i start kissing her. i'm automatically attracted to beautiful -- i just start kissing them. it's like a magnet. i don't even -- and when you're a star, they let you do, you can do whatever you want. grab 'em by the pussy. >> those legs, all i can see is the legs. >> no, it looks good. >> come on, shorty! >> oh, nice legs. >> oh, get out of the way, hon. oh, good legs. go ahead. >> it's always good if you don't fall out...