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television debut, this is his self-titled e.p. all the way from the u.k., banners from the samsung stage. tomorrow night, ewan mcgregor, hannibal buress, and we'll have music from tory lanez. please join us for all of that. by the way my security guard is hammered right now. completely drunk. >> guillermo: only a little bit. >> jimmy: apparently he had we're getting into that. we'll get to the bottom of it. [ cheers and applause ] our firsguest is a giant in the world of sports -- and a giant really just in the world. he has four nba championship rings on his fingers and a superman tattoo on his arm. watch him on tnt thursdays on "inside the nba." please say hello to shaquille o'neal. [ cheers and applause ]

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>> like00 little screaming kids. >> jimmy: 300 kids. chuck e. cheese? at the house? where did you have it? >> somewhere around jefferson's, a little art gallery i rented out, we had food trucks outside, it was awesome. >> jimmy: this is what i really thought was interesting. this is your son right here, sharif. >> yes. >> jimmy: this is his birthday present. you got him a jeep. which is really nice. looks like it's customized. but in addition to the jeep, you also g g him a l lborghini.

were asked maybe not to return to our trailers just yet because there was a couple fornicating against them. >> jimmy: oh, against them, okay. >> or maybe like right in front of them. i like to think they were standing. >> jimmy: really? >> leaning against the trailer. >> jimmy: and they f ft it would be rude for you to interrupt them? >> yes. they said, let them finish. and we did. >> jimmy: the movie, your character in the movie dates a lot of very horrible guys, right? >> they're not the best, you're right, they're not. >> jimmy: have you had that experience yourself? where you've been on these

shaquille o'neal. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how's it going? >> doing fine, how are you? >> jimmy: doing well, thank you. i feel like you're getting bigger somehow. >> yes, i am. working out. >> jimmy: thank you for coming on guillermo's birthday. did you bring him a gift? did you know it was his birthday? >> no, but i'd like to sing happy birthday to him. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that w wld be lovely. >> jimmy: all right, all r rht. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, this is nice. >> no, no, just relax. happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear guillermo happy birthday to you [ cheers and applause ] jimmy: that was nicic a little guillermo bongo.