ever since you walked in inside my foreign slam my door you know i know that you been on it but i been on it on the low so let a young -- get down on it yeah love when you spin round on it yeah even though a young -- want you shawty i promise the truth and when i come down on it yeah you love when i'm down on it spend time on it yeah that's why i came back top down you gon have to do more than just say it you gon have to do less when you do it lil mama you know i

i don't know, hopefully this will make young girls feel good about themselves, i don't know. from my own point of view it always made me feel better about my body knowing kenen had no penis. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, this is kind of interesting. yesterday a group called transparency international released a ranking of the most corrupt countries in the world. there was a tie for most corrupt between north korea and somalia. so congratulations to them. the united states finished 16th,

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[ cheers and applause ] that. and then -- beautiful actress, alison low man. no, that was -- i don't know, saying good-bye to her. then they took -- they did the shot of me riding away and i looked back. the air. >> jimmy: that's what happened to me. you posted photograph on let's put that up on the wall. i'm curious to know, first of all, how old are you in this picture? >> 16. >> jimmy: is this your first car? >> yes, it is. >> jimmy: a volkswagen bug, obviously. what year was the volkswagen? >> it was a laid one. 1978. beetle. i think it came from south after xa. it's got weird fenders on it. the wrong taillights and stuff. apparently it's from south africa. i don't know how it ended up in scotland but it d. >> jimmy: the reason you put on it instagram is you're looking for it? >> i'd like it back. >> jimmy: you want it back. >> yeah, i love v ws and i've got several of them. i've got a few. >> jimmy: what do you have, what kinds?

>> things are cool. >> jimmy: is standup still your main thing, the thing you love more than anything? >> no, i like selling cell phones now. [ laughter ] interesting left turn for you to take. >> i did a commercial for a cell phone company. and so i started having people hit me up out of nowhere. a buddy from high school wrote me saying, hey, man, saw that commercial, real cool stuff, i got to come check out a show. >> jimmy: really? >> he wants to check out my standup based on seeing the cell phone commercial. and i think it would be weird if he came to my show and then was disappointed that i wasn't talking about phones. he's like, you don't talk about phones, you just talk about feral relationships and traveling all the time. you didn't talk about cell phones once. >> jimmy: you did a show in japan? >> you been to japan? >> jimmy: never been, no. >> tokyo's crazy. way more japanese people than i thought, way more.

or for christening? >> it was a christening. i was 16 years old. and i'd washed -- i was a dishwasher -- i went to school, i was educated, almost. i went to -- washed dishes in a hotel from the age of 14 to save up to buy a car. at 16 i found this one for 500 kid in aberdeen. and i drove up there with my dad. you know, we drove it back. >> jimmy: isn't it the best when you save up for something and then you buy it? it's really much better than it just being handed to you. >> yeah, i know.