when arnold first decided to sell this truck, his wife said, why don't you give it to the housekeeper? clearly he misunderstood what she meant. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: they're no longer married. anyway. there are six daze left in the auction. and if the ebay ad isn't enough to entice you, maybe this one will be. >> do you want to buy a car? yes, you want to buy my car! it's not a hummer, it's not a

oh, well. your baby. >> baby, likewise yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: enjoying it? >> babies and beards. yeah i am, are you? >> jimmy: yeah, it's a lot of fun. >> our ladies take the brunt. especially in these first couple of years. >> jimmy: mine doesn't do anything. >> really? that's not bad, good for her. >> jimmy: i say that because i know she'll go crazy when i go home. yeah, that is true, that is true. of course, do you have it where your son -- my daughter, she was just upstairs. as i went down to do the show she started screaming because i was leaving and left my wife -- >> my son doesn't do that at all with me.