♪ hello, sioux city your wood berry supper club, try the pork chops, baked beans ♪ ♪ just as good as pizza, ranch and the ice cream ♪ >> that's making me hungry. last week the real video by adele became the fastest video to hit 1 billion youtube views ever. >>> finally, bernie sanders gets ripped for his personal appearance and coif from time to time and last night, stephen colbert helped him to rewrite or in this case rephotograph history. >> last week, senator sanders admitted he's never owned or worn a tuxedo. so i drew the conclusion -- bernie sanders could not get a date to prom. so i challenge you to make bernie's prom dreams come true by photoshopping yourself into this prom photo. this is bernie and left shark. you know it's a left shark because there's no way that bernie can get the support of right shark. this is bernie with a bernie from weekend at bernie's. finally, @stumbling stone, this is bernie with me from high school. >> i think bernie could get a prom date. what do...