presidential candidates seem to be dealing
with social security.
americans work hard,
and pay into it.
so our next president
needs a real plan
to keep it strong. (elephant noise)
(donkey noise)
hey candidates,
answer the call already.
if you're going to say "better ingredients.
better pizza."
which is why i'm introducing our new papa's quality
guarantee:
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