share something i figured out over the break. you know, we all experience and engage in passive-aggressive behavior, but thanks to the way we use technology now there's a new way to be passive aggressive that's not as easy to understand. it's the passive-aggressive text message. now, if you don't know what i mean by that, here's an example. you ask a simple question like thisis. can i bring dave to dinner tonight? and the person to whom you're texting replies, sure, with an exclamation point. if you got this text you could reasonably assume the person on the other end is happy about

thisis. can i bring dave to dinner tonight? and the person to whom you're texting replies, sure, with an exclamation point. if you got this text you could reasonably assume the person on the other end is happy about dave coming to dinner, maybe even excited about it. but what about this? you ask, can i bring dave to dinner tonight? girlfriend says, sure, with a period. almost an identical text, but

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silence? reveal. lift the cone, please. >> fine, fine, fine so anderson will say things like, well, you're not going to ask me any embarrassing estions, right? and i'll say of course not, anderson. that's just not my way. and then somehow i asked him the price of a carton of eggs. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> of course he's a vanderbilt. so he thought it was $1,000. [ laughterer ] d the next day he texted me..