[ cheers and applause ] >> what's up, man? >> jimmy: i'm admiring your shirt, what is going on there? >> my shirt? it's a lady taking off her panties by standing by a dog. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> it's laundry day. this wasn't my first choice. >> jimmy: how are you doing? i see you on tv all the time i saw you in the movie with will ferrell, markahlberg. things aring going well? >> things are cool. >> jimmy: is standup still your main thing, the thing you love more than anything?

go head to head in the political ring.

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window bug. . jimmy all beetles? >> all beetles. my hair's stiing up in the back >> jimmy: well, look at it there. >> yeah, exactly. being young again. i've got a bunch of vws and this one i think about all the time. i think it's long gone. >> jimmy: nobody responded? >> i've tried andnd tried. >> jimmy: how would they know? they look pretty similar. yeah? license plate -- >> jimmy: the license plate, you i see. >> stayed the same, yeah. anyway.

you rode a motorcycle here tonight. >> i do, i ride everywhere most of the time. unless i've got one of my kids withe. i'm ually on two wheels. >> have you ever put a side car on the motorcycle? >> do. i have a side car. but it's a bit unsafe to put your kids in a side car, i think. someeople do that. i ride around with my dog in there. >> jimmy: a dog. >>>> iarness him, he can't jump out. >> jimmy: he must love that. >> dogs like having their hd >> jimmy: yeah. way. >> it's overload, he's complete completely -- just trying to keep anytime the heroin world. >> jimmy: our band leader cleto when we were kids had a bicycle called a side hack on the side. >> oh yeah. >> jimmy: i would get in the side hack. thenen heould drive me into garbage pails all the time. into walls and stuff. >> have you known each other that long? >> jimmy: since we were kids. >> i made "big fish" years ago. [ cheers and applause ]

corrupt countries in the world. there was a tie for most corrupt between north korea and somalia. so congratulations to them. the united states finished 16th, which is actually the best ranking we've ever had. the three least corrupt countries aree denmark, finland, and sweden. the less -- i think when it's the energy to do anything wrong. you know, we hear a lot, especially during campaign season, about how great america is or how great america was. we grew up -- i grew up hearing that america was number one.

it opens in theaters tomorrow, please say hello to ewan mcgregor. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you? >> good, and you? >> jimmy: very good to see you. >> great to see you. the actor who successfully battled heroin? i was standing there going, no, i didn't. >> jimmy: in that role. >> yes, yes. >> jimmy: i was impressed that you rode a motorcycle here tonight. >> i do, i ride everywhere most of the time. unless i've got one of my kids