your one a day is showing. >>> time now for the "riduculist." the state of the union speech is two weeks from tonight, but we're getting a jump on things tonight with the sate of the "riduculist." "riduculist" it's flat out ft - bonkers. we're not even three weeks into the new year and there have been two false alarms about north korean missile launches, reports the president of the united states paying hush money to a porn star he may have had an atar with and washington is buried under a debate about which word the president used to disparage people from africa. >> some republicans actually heard the president say sh tachlt house instead of shit hole. >> this is such a silly discussion whether it was shit house or shit hole. what matters is not the second syllable. it's the first syllable. >> either way trump is being a complete ass house. [ cheers and applause ] maybe. maybe, just maybe doesn't belong in the white hole. >> we are currently sitting on air discussing whether he...