and gentlemen. i've got to tell you, this, this, ladies and gentlemen, tonight right now these people in this room, i don't know where to begin. i don't know where to begin on how to thank these people. tonight the people in this room are not just an audience. please, please, sit down. sit down. i almost can't control them. they're not an audience. they're a movement. and folks, thank you for that opening because i've got to tell you tonight i am angry. and for once that doesn't make me happy. and i think you know why. >> the scandal-tainted former south carolina governor mark sanford won back his old seat in congress tuesday. the sister of stephen colbert. >> stephen: my sister lost. how could this happen? i was so sure lulu had won because cnn called it for sanford. but the voters -- what can i say -- the voters of south carolina have spoken. mark sanford beat my sister, and i believe that means mark sanford is now my sister. and on behalf of my entire family, i want to say...