i'll ask how gigante his sabdos will be. there is a security flaw in internet explorer which is terrible news for anybody living in 1995. this is the "colbert report captioning sponsored by comedy central ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: welcome to the report. thank you so much for joining us, ladies and gentlemen. >> stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen. >> stephen: thank you, ladies and gentlemen. welcome to the report, everybody. thank you so much for joining us. ( cheers and applause ) folks, if you watch the other news channels-- and i hope you don't-- you know there's only one lead story today and that is the racist comments of l.a.