let loose. reebok zjet to blast you forward. are you following? if not, catch up. we dare you. okay, we double dare you. reebok zquick and now reebok zjet. speed from a to z. [cheers and applause] >> chris: welcome back to emmy nominated @midnight. i will be performing at funnier guys odd ball festival august 8th through september 21st. the lineup varies by cities. visit oddball do.com for more. now it's time to play etsy pitchman. [cheers and applause] >> chris: a lot of stuff on etsy falls into two categories. one, adorable felt trinkets, or

fiesta forever. bud light lime ritas fiesta forever. [cheers and applause] >> chris: welcome back @midnight. before the break we showed you a tumblr guy. i asked you to write a line for this one. let's see what you got. mary lynn. >> looking for a woman. interested in a 10-15 minute relationship until my tiger eats you. yes, fat chicks. >> chris: perfect. paul. >> i would like to get to know you as a person. first i want to get you as drugged up as this tiger. [cheers and applause] >> chris: alright. scott. >> what up, girl, i'm looking for a woman who has moves that