what we have is to stop giving tax breaks to corporations that are shipping jobs overseas, instead give tax breaks to keep good paying jobs here. >> stephen: you know i'm a corporation. (cheers and applause) >> stephen: that's attacking me. i'm a corporation and this entire show is written in malaysia -- >> and we're going to build road, bridges, broadband, water systems by closing tax loopholes for special interests in the tax code. >> stephen: let's talk about a couple of other issues real quickly. immigration, why do you think obama is encouraging all these children to come to the united states? (laughter) what is his plan? what is his drift here? you guys are going to register these 8-year-olds from guatemala to vote, right? >> i know you're a very devout catholic. and i wish you would read the catholic conference bishop's report. they talk about the baby jesus being a ref guey from violence as an example. and they tell it-- . >> stephen: he didn't ask to be a citizen in egypt. he...