last night a friend tried to set
me up have a text.
he made the introduction and
said you guys talk.
this is 100% true.
i said "hey how's it going?"
she said, "i'm at the espn
zone."
i said i'm in the diametrically
opposite setting
playing dungeons & dragons."
that was 100% true and i sent
her pictures of that.
( cheers and applause )
holding my polyhe'deral dice in
my hand.
and then i texted "basically
your environment would want to
beat up my environment."
so then she responds, "are you
winning?"
and i responded
"i just destroyed a blue crystal
skeleton with a lightning spell
so, yes, i'm winning."
>> get your face out of your
hands.
it's not that bad.
clearly her phone died or she
was abducted by aliens because