chicken fingers now contain real finger. then i timely take a stand on a controversial issue. yes the vatican was a little harsh on gallow galileo. and my guest christopher know lan is the director of "interstellar" and "batman" movies. i will tell him my theory that batman is clark kent. burger king has brought back the yumbo sandwich. don't worry some of them are new. this is the "colbert captioning sponsored by comedy central report." ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] >> audience: stephen!

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>> audience: stephen! stephen: thank you, ladies and gentlemen. welcome, good to have you with us. in here, out there, all around the world. [cheers and applause] >> stephen: you know i need your energy. you know i need it thank you, so much for everything you do tonight and every night you heroes. you it getters. show, this show is number 1438. sadly i have yet to achieve all of my goals. for instance congress is still broken. unfortunately the warn tee expired in 1850. they should of sprung for the extended care. so much partisan rancor in washington. they say it all different and republicans say, leave john boehner alone. which is why nothing gets done

since the non indictment in the ferguson situation. i certainly hope nothing happens in new york city today. we have the tree captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> stephen: to the a technological innovation in fast food. chicken fingers now contain real finger. then i timely take a stand on a