we're doing the right thing. i want to talk about shame. see, there's a big difference between shame and regret. i once dated a guy who was a white, vegan, comedy rapper. do i regret it? absolutely. but am i ashamed? no, he was the best lesbian relationship of my life. we need to own the sexual choices we make. like this couple at a buffalo bills game. i love this. there is no shame here. i'm jealous of the story this girl has. she got to tell her friends, "hey, remember that bills game? derek had his finger in my ass the whole time." and they're like, "for real? bitch, he shared my popcorn!" but the point is you should make the world your buffalo bills game, 'cause life is short and sex is fun, so get out there and take some chances. if you want to be weird, be weird. because you don't want your dying words to be, "i should've