america now.
even the daniel da lewis
character is, you know what?
you drink wine milkshake!
there's nowhere to store it.
they're paying people to take it
off their hands.
it's essentially how we'll feel
about all the toilet paper,
please, take it off my hands!
my family has no place to sleep!
bill de blasio announce add
phone number to text people who
are violating social distancing
rules.
you text the number and police
come and break up whatever is
happening.
in some cases they even make
arrests.
if people hang out in a group,
police show up and they disperse
the people.
all over new york, white women
are, like, hello, verizon, i'm
going to need an unlimited data
plan, all the data you have, i'm
coming for everyone!
all right, and finally, you may
have heard the $350 billion
relief fund for small businesses