we have a great show for you. domino's is dying in italy. donald trump has taken a vow of silence. and you like jordan klepper at trump rallies you will want to see this one. let's do this people. let's jump strayed strait into today's headlines. ( applause ) all right, before we get into the big stories, let's camp up on a few other things going on in the world. first up, domino's pizza has announced that it is closing the last of its restaurants in italy. and, yes-- yes, they had domino's in italy. italy has drunk people, too. ( laughter ) you know, if you ask me, them going out of business in italy was actually the best thing that could have happened to them. because think about it-- they came to the land of pizza. and then they injected cheese into the crust? ( laughter ) they're lucky they didn't get the death penalty, you know. the italians are like, what have you done to the pita?