>> people that eat too much, they argue fat people contribute more to environmental destruction. the the more food they consume, the more trucks on the road. under their opinion, we should all be anorexic. is that it? we should not eat? stay home, eat granola bars. >> here's the thing thousand. the government pushing this holiday recipe makeover so you're not supposed to eat anything canned, not supposed to have salty. don't eat anything awesome that tastes good. by the way, hello, how about the cranberry sauce. all that is amazing. >> remember we did that about organic food which i think is the most ridiculous concept in the world. free range turkeys. they'd be roaming all over the streets. chickens you can keep track of. turkeys are big animals. or a big bird. >> did you think about this all night? >> a man outside, his son shot his first one. you know how hard it would be to hit with a bow and arrow? >> i want to hear about what your families are doing. >> we're all getting...