the -- greg gutfeld, the shortest man i know. he is out promoting his book "not cool." now let's welcome our guest. she has the best pageant wave in the business. she is my favorite. i am here with joanne. >> he loves his super heros, our own mighty avenger in disguise, andy levy. she is the former advisor to the uk ministry of defense and the marketing editor at large, meeky k. mikey k. and his jokes make my abs hurt in a good way. sitting next to me is my chocolate teddy round and your lightning round diva, sherrod small. >> hash tag jedi! >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. hey, greg, you real hot.

what is your theory about what happened to malaysian airlines flight 370. crash on land or crash at sea or land safely on land and hidden some place? >>> tonight on jedi. >> coming up on "red eye" well belgium figure out it is easier to run when not carrying another person? our panel discusses the country's shocking inability to grasp the simple concept. and does vice president biden think being half leprechaun make you smarter? >> i think that because i am. >> and how you can get the same indy indestructible washboard look next. none of these stories tonight. >> i am your host jedediah bila in for greg gut field, the -- greg gutfeld, the shortest man i know.