tonight, chris pratt, tom holland, huey lewis, "this week in unnecessary censorship," and music from sam hunt. and now with all due respect jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. it's very nice. you know, the clock is ticking right now. we're like 24 minutes away from valentine's day. tomorrow night, couples of all ages, types and sizes will go out of town, get rushed through dinner at a restaurant and then on to the most popular sexual position of all -- obligatory. [ laughter ] if you're smart, you'll do what i do on valentine's. you don't have to make a big deal out of it, you don't have to spend a lot of money. just hand your wife a single rose and say "this means you get to stay." [ laughter ] but i thought you loved "the bachelor"! this is something i learned today.