everyone knows what stuff people are texting, that it's private. clearly people think that it is. especially elected officials who do things on a text and it's like, are you serious? what did you think? thank you to susan and dan ackerman. raul and ari are staying around. yeah, you guys get to stay. after the break i want to talk about something really important. last week in my hometown, in new orleans, 19 people were shot during a mother's day second line. it was just blocks for my house, and we're going to talk about the exclusive report on the fact that louisiana legislators are doing nothing about it. [ dad ] ah! lily... she pretty much lives in her favorite princess dress. and she's not exactly tidy. even if she gets a stain she'll wear it for a week straight. so i use tide to get out those week old stains and downy to get it fresh and soft. since i'm the one who has to do the laundry. i do what any expert dad would do. i let her play sheriff. i got 20 minutes to life. you are...