>> well, it doesn't matter. if i was polynesian, arabian, whatever. i would talk the same way. they all sounded the same. what are you looking at right? the. >> about you and elvis. >> oh, elvis. >> can i read this on the air? >> no, you can't. in a way, that's a teaser. the reason it didn't work with elvis is not translatable to television. but it's good. >> elvis and i were in perfect sync. i would love somebody -- >> we rolled -- >> i was just reading paragraph two which i've marked in the book but i'm not going to attempt to even -- >> oh, you dirty, dirty man. >> how were you and elvis in perfect sync? >> we really weren't. >> why did you write that? >> i was going -- >> i don't know what i'm saying there. >> in context it says they weren't but that was after -- >> the ambivalence. just didn't work, did it? it just didn't really -- >> ships in the night as it were. >> yeah, come on.