getting chewing tobacco for leslie stall when i heard explosions of shouting. >> who did you see? >> it was hillary clinton. she was swinging a bike chain and yelling we're here to kill the story, who wants to eat some chain! >> so it was hillary clinton who made cbs apologize? >> yes. >> i knew it. >> in case you didn't notice, the so-called source there was newsroom actor sam waterstern. and then he made an on-air apology. >> we checked with our sources. we made a mistake. we should not have used him in our report. and for that we're very sorry. the most important thing to everyone here at the colbert report is the truth. and the truth is it's somebody else's fault. >> anyway, creepy uncle sam is back. you might remember when the conservative koch brothers group generation opportunity introduced us to their freakish