tonight, yehya gives us his take on "kong: skull island." >> hi, it's me, yehya, talking about the movieovie behind me is called -- king -- skill -- sland. the movie -- this time king kong is in the -- like a dream, a lot of crazy, and the people are going dead. and you like the king kong take his monkey. no, you have monkey, you have cheat tax you have gorilla. king kong, big. the guy in the movie, the main guy, english guy, tom highling-bill. long time teller switt. he's in the movie "avengers." the fat guy, the big guy, his name jane coleman. he's in a movie with a lot of actor, he like like kids' movies, stone something, cartoon movie, right? >> magnificent. >> the other guy, john c. crilly, best of friend with colin farrell. he's in bunch of movie. "the worry bruzzer." the american-african guy in that movie, sammy l. jackson. he's in the movie "snake in the air." he and john travolta, both of them hold the gun. he get the girl, barissa carson. i don't know how he get sex with the girl. his eyes big, his hand big, his everything big, you know. he can kill her. raaahhh! go watch the m

it's time to look at what's going on with yehya. hello, yehya. >> hi, jimmy. >> jimmy: how is it going tonight? >> i'm at "jimmy kimmel live" tonight. >> jimmy: you're on the show right now. >> okay. i'm talking to you. >> jimmy: yes, you are. >> you know i'm here behind me, kodak, locked behind me. >> jimmy: the kodak theater is behind you. >> the kodak theater behind me. the bridge. all black for maybe whitney houston. >> jimmy: the what? >> whitney houston. all black for her. you know that's god bless her. and now, maybe everybody win oscar like zsa zsa gabor. >> jimmy: i don't know if zsa zsa is nominated this year, yehya. >> she is a celebrity, too. i don't know. >> jimmy: she is a celebrity. >> i hope she wins. george clooney, the guy -- i don't know his name. something like that. >> jimmy: yehya, tell us about the -- what's going on out there? where are they? is the red carpet down? are they ready? >> it's not ready. maybe behind me because the steel, concrete, the bridge. and steel everywhere. it's like construction of airpo

here he is, yehya talking about the movie "the hateful eight." >> action! hi, it's me, yehya.vie, the movie -- a cowboy -- the snow. "cowboy in the snow." the cowboy in arizona before, desert. now we do the cowboy and the snow, maybe do it in alaska now. and the guy, the tommy lee jones, i got picture with him. his own tommy maybe the movie "snake in a plane." and say take this [ bleep ] snake out of the plane! and you do the movie with john travolta and the hair. like african hair. "pope fiction." you know? and the guy with the big moustache. curse rocker. he good actor, he make a lot of movie, he make "close one eye" his director quentor tarantino. and i got all director. marker corsezy, georgia lucas, steven spielberg, he'll do the movie, the gun, the floor, the gun to the gun. quentin tarantino also do the lady dress with the saw, kelly something. "kill for ever." the movie with george clooney. long time. people eat the meet for the body for the people, you know? and -- i don't know his name. h8. follow. is good movie. i don't see the movie, i see little clip. i love to me

try one more, yehya. see if you can strike him out. and -- the pitch -- guillermo -- and you are out, guillermo! congratulations, yehya. >> thank you, jimmy. >> jimmy: that's what i call a perfect game. >> dicky: want the game? in april, get kinect sports season two, rated e for everyone at game stop and get the new bonus add-on basketball challenge pack, while supplies last. "jimmy kimmel live," back in two minutes with ashton kutcher and justin bieber. from "dancing with the stars," martina navratilova. and music from the all-american rejects. if you've ever had the nagging suspicion that your smartphone was actually a borderline defective, glorified prototype in some kind of secret product test, you may have been on to something. ♪ so they realize how much they move. that's why we created degree with motionsense technology. the more you move, the more it works. degree. it won't let you down. what? that lovely girl, caught your eye? 20 piece mcnuggets are only $4.99. you offer to share them. that's pretty smart. [ male announcer ] 20

yehya is a craftsman in every way. >> knock, knock. >> who's there? >> duane. >> who's duane. >> duane the bath tub. i'm drowning. >> duane the bath tub. okay. he took complete control and fixed everything. even things i didn't want fixed. >> i think you kind of get the idea of those knock, knock jokes. >> knock, knock, knock jokes. >> knock, knock. >> who's there? >> orange. >> orange, okay. >> knock, knock. >> who's there? >> frank sinat ra. >> i saw frank sinatra. >> knock, knock. who's there? >> brad pitt. he's a nice guy. >> i like your version better. it takes less thought. >> knock, knock. >> who's there? >> what's his name? >> nicolas cage? >> nicolas cage. >> you know him? >> i think it's ben stiller. >> who's there? >> there is really turned on me in a horrible way. >> at one point, it became all too clear that i made a mistake starting with the knock, knock jokes. >> knock, knock. >> who's there? >> anyone you want. >> tim. >> tim to go. it's time to go. this is more than i expected. i'll walk you out. the door is jammed. >> very funny, man

so, let's go to yehya for his report from the party in new york. yehya?, what are you doing here? >> well, i'm here to support samsung and their 3d television. but i'm here to support jimmy. i love jimmy. >> okay. you want to come -- >> this is my wife. >> nice to meet you. ya y yehya. you want to be on my show? >> i happen to love jimmy. i'll interview you. nice setup. >> i need more chair. sit here. >> so beautiful. hey. she can sit on my lap. come. you want to sit on my lap? >> yeah. >> this is a very, very nice interview. >> thank you. i have some music. >> okay. okay. good. >> why are say fire, fire, fire on your show? >> well, it just seems to work. people love it. they love the show "the apprentice" and it's been a big success, so, the worse the firing, the more they like it. >> do you like 3d? >> i like 3d, yeah, i do. >> put the glasses on? >> ah, beautiful. beautiful. wow. >> oh, my god. oh, my god is very close to my eyes. oh, my god. >> it's actually my hair, too. >> you like? >> i like. my air or 3d? >> you like 3d? >> i like both. can i take

>> jimmy: let's put yehya on the phone here. so did yehya make the cut of your show?immy: i'll let him know, i'll break it to him. [ laughter ] hi, yehya. [ cheers and applause ] >> hi, jimmy, how are you? ramy! i record him, he cut me from his show. >> jimmy: you do know, you got cut out of the show. do you know his name? >> ramy youssef. >> jimmy: he knows your name, that's great. >> now i do the show with him, october, okay. you remember? >> yeah. >> jimmy: he remembers october, yeah. >> you cry, you smile, you cry. i said, what going on? you said, your english make me smile. i'm sorry, jimmy. know my friend. i love you, jimmy. >> jimmy: i love you too, god bless you. >> god bless you, jimmy kimmel from egypt. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you're in egypt? he's always representing. >> yeah, that was what happened. i think that's the line he said on the show. he said that. he started talking about jimmy kimmel.

yehya, again, you are not supposed to say who it is.ut -- so -- >> it's 50 cent. >> jimmy: why are you dressed as a witch? >> i -- ghostbuster. >> oh. >> jimmy: you do look just like that guy. >> i love that movie. >> jimmy: i don't remember anyone dressed as a witch in the movie "ghostbusters" and i've seen it 50 times. >> guillermo has the unfair advantage of looking exactly like a pumpkin. >> thank you very your help. you're doing good. >> guillermo kept needing help. he didn't want to do anything. every five seconds he needed me to help him do something else. >> jimmy: guillermo, are you carving that pumpkin or is ray? >> no, he's showing me how. >> jimmy: oh. >> i didn't want to do anything, so, i told ray to do my job. he's not too smart. good job, but he's stupid dumb. >> jimmy: have you seen a ghost, yehya? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you have? >> i live six floor and i saw, i turn the lights on, i saw six floor to first floor right away. how, i don't know. >> jimmy: is that why you became a witch? >> what witch? >> never mind. >> stop [

here is yehya talkingbout the movie "mad max: fury road." >> action! hi, it's me, yehya. i'm talk about the movie "max mad ferry rudy." tom harry hadride. charles heron. young girl from the bad guy, the white guy, the mask in his fist. lock a machine in the car. >> what a day what a lovely day! >> this lady cut his hair. she have like hand, silver hand, you know, like robert cop. you do that movie, long time, like 20 year, maybe more, that movie, the same one, mel gibson, i got a picture with him. he make a lot of movie like tion movie. he's like crazy guy. and he do the movie "little warpon" with the black guy, african guy, chevy glover. he do movie with arnold also, sylvester, all together with me. harrison ford and english guy and the black guy, the big guy, dolphin something from the movie "expandos." a lot a lot of movie. good one. the one "jesus ii." good luck mel, good luck for everyone oscar. action! [ laughter ] [ cheees and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, yehya. we have a break, when we come back and we alwayssdo, "this week in unnecessary censorship" and an all

yehya talking about the movie "avatar: the way of water." >> hi, it's me, yehya. talk about the movie nominate for oscar, "off have a daughter." i saw the old "avatar" that the new one play now. "avatar," people live in their mind, far, no clothes, only underwear. the relationship in the movie "ava "avatar," rosie cement, she's green woman. that movie, she's green alien. yeah. and also she did the movie "friend with the monkey." [ laughter ] and the man guy in that movie "avatar," sam willis smith. james cameron, he's the director who do "terminator," he do "titanic," he do movie with arnold, he dress like 007, hold the gun like james bond. michael coresese. that movie, "avatar," is they have a special suit like this. james cameron put you in computer and become avatar. wow, look, it's beautiful. look, i'm swim now! i shooting arrow! >> you're one of us now. >> now i'm avatar! go see "avatar" in 3d with the glasses. it's boom! come in your face! [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, yehya. i love you, i love you. e best!- >> jimmy: i love you t

the fish beat yehya convincingly and yehya was upset. let's face it, he let the human race down. to give him a rematch. he wanted one. here's round two yehya versus goldfish. >> here we are for the rematch yehya versus the goldfish. night two. ready? >> ready. >> stare. you know what, i think we need to make this more fair. all right. you tell me when you are ready and we will go. okay? >> i'm ready. >> say the word. >> i said. >> louder because i can't hear you. tell me when you are ready. >> i'm ready! >> ready soon? >> yeah, i'm ready soon. >> all right. just tell me when to go. we can do it. >> i'm looking at the moon now with the fish. >> say the word. it's your call, buddy. >> i tell you, i'm -- with the fish. >> i can't read your lips but looks like you are saying not ready yet. do you need more time? >> ready! here. >> what is that? >> just like the fish tank. okay. >> yes. >> tell me if you are ready. >> i'm ready. >> just tell me. >> i'm ready. >> what does it smell like in there? >> it smells like deep in the ocean. >> i can't hear you. >> deep in the ocean. >> deepak

thank you, yehya. [ cheers and applause ] and oh -- thank you, yehya, may god bless you. >> love youou! thank you! god bless you, all of you. >> jimmy: yeah. >> bless everyone watching the show! >> jimmy: god bless you. i heard you have the flu. >> actually, last week, i'm very bad. now i'm good. check the rona before i come, i'm good. >> jimmy: you don't have covid? >> no, no, never i have it. guillermo get it, you got it, i never got it. >> jimmy: you don't have to gloat. [ laughter ] >> it's okay. i love you, jimmy. >> jimmy: i love you too, and god bless you. >> god bless you. >> jimmy: god bless you also. that's yehya, everybody, god bless you. >> god bless you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we've got a big show tonight. metallica is here. we'll be right back with jeremy renner, so stick around! it's not just designed to look good... it's built to command attention. it's not just a comfortable interior... it's a quiet refuge. they're not just headlights... they light the way forward. the new fully electric audi q8 e-tron models... [slurp] get all your favs like an order of s

" ♪ >> hi, it's me, yehya.vie. the new movie behind me. is called "unicocortanon." you have a lot of action, like in the air, in the ocean, in the desert. and the young boy, dom haland, he did the movie spider-man, is now he do like indiana jones. in that movie, you know he's like now we make a movie, like "sonic-a." you know, the blue bird, the small. and the mark wahlberg, he's in the movie. actually, mark wahlberg, he so nice guy, i know many, many -- is biggest star, you know. you do the movie, it's like "military king kong." in the movie monkey, she love mark wahlberg. i don't know mark wahlberg likes so the lady but she monkey. >> what? >> he make the movie with georgia clooney in the ocean. "everybody in the boat die for fish." mark, he's so young. he do music. ♪ come on come on ♪ >> it's pure hip-hop, you know what i'm saying? >> after that he do permission for underwear. buy my underwear. it's not one it's come like maybe six in the bag. >> you know what i can give you. >> then your friend, go watch-a

yehya loves movies. somehow able to review movies before he even sees them, which is remarkable. and with that said, here's yehya talking about the sure-to-be-blockbuster "avengers: infinity war." [ cheers and applause ] ♪ action! hi. it's me, yehya. i talk ab-- is good power? oh, go. action! hi. it's me, yehya. i talk about summer movie today. the movie actually behind me is the movie "avirent," uh, "infintint war." that movie got all superhero the movie. iron man and captain america and superman -- [ buzzer ] i think superman not here. uh... wow. and, uh, and they need the guy mama -- what his name, robbit dunny junyon? he's in good "black guy in africa in the park." you know, he bring everybody together. you know, we have a spire-man. and this young boy, i got picture with him. his name tim poller. he said black -- black painter is in the movie. and he got also the guy with the hammer. ♪ stop, hammer time yehya: you know, australian guy. and, uh, the guy who play captain american. his name chris, uh,

yehya, you must describe the celebrity without doing what?ame. >> jimmy: do not say the celebrity's name. sometimes you accidentally -- >> i forget. i have bad memory. >> jimmy: but do not forget. >> i don't forget now. >> jimmy: chris and abby, are you ready to play? >> we're ready. >> we're good! >> really good. >> jimmy: our first celebrity is who, yehya? >> that the guy have knifes in his finger. >> knifes in his finger? >> jimmy: chris. >> hugh jackman. >> jimmy: that is absolutely right. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: there you are at the airport. >> i love him, nice guy. >> jimmy: very nice guy. the next celebrity is? >> oh, that the lady, she dance with -- >> j. lo? >> no. more bigger. >> ariana grande. >> jimmy: it is not, no. >> she's big, big, big. >> beyonce! >> jimmy: no. >> no, bigger! >> she won, abby, she won -- >> oprah! >> no. she won music. young girl. she's beautiful. >> taylor swift! >> jimmy: that is right. taylor swift. it's a tie game. there you are with taylor. >> she's very nice. >> jimmy: oh, she's very nice? >>

and with that said, it's yehya time. tonight, talking about the movie "top gun: maverick." >> action! nora, nora light -- action! hi, it's me, yehya. talk about the new movie -- no, it's not new. i talk about the movie nominated for oscar, tom cruise "top gun -- mavriki." okay. you know the airplane, military, you go up, you go down, the small, the breach. "top gun" is the best movie, tom cruise do good movie, do the movie, he jump from the roof with the laser, he make the movie, good movie, i watch it long time with the kooba. "show me the money!" and he have a leg and can no walk. the movie called "the guy he cannot walk anymore." also tom cruise, he wearing mask, you don't know who's that, everybody have sex with each other. [ laughter ] the other guy, his son in that movie, millie stelor. "the bald guy he slap him and he play drum very good." and this guy also is in "top gun," his name hammer. he's in tv show, "everybody smoke and drink and you have sex." jennifer conantino, girlfriend in the movie. she's in the movi

what's yehya talking about?>> totally. and on his planet, as i was walking by there, he said "i saw you, great actor." i said [ bleep ]! yehya's dead to me. >> jimmy: i don't blame you. >> he was never born. but. >> jimmy: he's dead to most of the staff to be honest with you. well, it's very good to see you. how are you? how are you doing? everything doing well? >> yeah. >> jimmy: have you been home to ireland? >> yeah, i was there for three nights. >> jimmy: do you have a spot you go to? >> yeah, i have a kabob shop i go to. >> jimmy: i love kabobs. >> one errant laugh-in t in the audience. >> jimmy: yeah, but you're serious. >> to get that 3:00 a.m. kabob going. >> jimmy: they must high-five their arms off when they came up were that one. >> there was one particular abrakabobra was very dangerous. it was in a part of town where there were a lot of clouds around, and there would be murders. >> jimmy: with sticks? >> no, with knives. >> jimmy: not the kind of brand you want. did they get excited when you go in t

our next item is -- yehya?mmy: not a little oven. that is a panini press. our next item is -- yehya? >> the -- the -- what's it ca called. >> jimmy: i don't know. >> ping-pong. >> jimmy: ping-pong is correct. if you can name it you get to keep it. thank you, dicky. our beautiful assistant. what is this? >> mixing. >> a blender. >> jimmy: what's the name of it? >> it's a mixer. a blender mixer. >> jimmy: yes. >> i talk? >> jimmy: yehya, you talk. >> mix all eggs together? >> jimmy: it's a mix master, neither of you gets it, i'm keeping it myself. thank you, we'll be right back with ken jeong. >> dicky: jet.com. get $15 off your first order of $35 or more, jet.com now. start saving. ess expensive? absolutely. please. well, check out yelp. we need a great body shop. my wife just hit a deer. [upset deer bleats] he just froze. it's cool. we know just the place. i guess i need... golf... lessons? yes you do! [ka-boom!] that looks rad. whatever you need... whenever you need it... check yelp first. we know just the pla

sal, yehya- sal is going to try to dunk you while you're on the phone. yehya? >> yes? >> jimmy: did you hear that? >> i hear that. >> jimmy: are you ready for this. >> i'm ready for this. >> jimmy: here we go. let him have it. little lower. okay. he's getting closer. -- oh, he's getting a lot closer. yehya? can you hear me? >> who is this? >> jimmy: still jimmy. >> jimmy kimmel, i don't believe this. >> jimmy: look at that. it still works. >> dicky: the casio commando. available sclufly at verizon wireless. "jimmy kimmel live," back in two minutes with kyra sedgwick. blind movie critic jay forry. and music from theophilus london. i never saw the traffic stop. it all happened so fast. it was clearly too late for me to do anything as my mercedes collision system automatically kicked in. the next thing i know, the mercedes stopped itself. ♪ watching what mercedes has done in bringing together these sensors in a car with software that has the ability to save your life. that's magical software. [ male announcer ] the innovation, the engineering of mercedes-benz. the best or

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, yehya. we're going to take a break. when we come back, we will play one of our dumbest games. guillermo is up on the roof right now. he is going to drop prizes onto pedestrians in a special summer edition of "you catch it, you keep it." we'll be right back.

tonight yehya weighs in on "terminator: genesis."ere's yehya talking about the movie. >> again, talking about celebrity insight the movie. >> what do you say first before the celebrity? >> hi, it's me, yehya. i'm talking about summer movie. that the movie is called "terminator." yes, "terminator 1." "terminator 2." you don't have any what you want maybe 3, 4. anyway. the guy's terminator, arnold, arnold schwarzenegger. he comes with his body, after that you go to the movie, go to the movie with the danny devito, it's called "the twins." you know, every time in the movie you see it, i'll be back. has that la vees that, baby. california. the best guy with the fire. i got picture with him. and this girl, she look like selena coleman, maybe? i don't know what she look like. young girl. i never seen before. and the movie "terminator" look like action movie. i think some people come from the moon and the flar and they die and they come back again and they die and they come back again and you break and they come back again. i don't know, li

what's yehya talking about?in court. >> jimmy: yehya lives on another planet. >> totally. and on his planet, as i was walking by there, he said "i saw you, great actor." i said [ bleep ]! yehya's dead to me. >> jimmy: i don't blame you. >> he was never born. but. >> jimmy: he's dead to most of >> no, that was fun. that was fun. >> jimmy: well, it's very good to see you. how are you? how are you doing? everything doing well? >> yeah. >> jimmy: have you been home to ireland? >> yeah, i was there for three nights. >> jimmy: do you have a spot you go to? >> yeah, i have a kabob shop i go to. >> jimmy: i love kabobs. >> one errant laugh in the audience. >> jimmy: yeah, but you're serious. >> yeah, it's abra kabob. that's getting great press. >> oh, come on. at that's the name of it? to get that 3:00 a.m. kabob going. >> jimmy: they must high-five their arms off when they came up were that one. >> there was one particular abrakabobra was very dangerous. >> jimmy: really? dangerous why? >> this particular one was in a