and he was like, "sarah, what happened to your accent?" [ laughter ] i was like -- [ british accent ] "oh, it comes and goes." [ laughter ] >> seth: well, i'm so excited for your new show, and congratulations, and thank so much you for being here. it's just wonderful to have you. >> seth: sarah jones, everybody! "sell/buy/date" starts previews at new york city center on september 27th. we'll be right back with music from testpattern, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ? the microsoft cloud helps us stay connected. the microsoft cloud offers infinite scalability. the microsoft cloud helps our customers get up and running, u've got a bank, and we could never do that before. the cloud gave us a single platform to reach across our entire organization. it helps us communicate better. we use the microsoft cloud's advanced analytics tools to track down cybercriminals. this cloud helps transform business. this is the microsoft cloud. ? the bud light party is for everyone. men bar crowd:yeah! women bar crowd: woo! we'll sell you a beer any day of t

and he was like, "sarah, what happened to your accent?" [ laughter ] i was like -- [ british accent ] "oh, it comes and goes." [ laughter ] >> seth: well, i'm so excited for your new show, and congratulations, and thank so much you for being here. it's just wonderful to have you. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you so much! >> seth: sarah jones, everybody! "sell/buy/date" starts previews at new york city center on september 27th. we'll be right back with music from testpattern, everybody! ?? ha-ha-ha! um-hmmm! hey! nikki! what are you doing here? you tell me, stephen. what? i'm snapping. you've been streaming my videos all morning. now you're with this thing? no! it's not you! it's verizon! they limit my data. i had to choose. introducing t-mobile one. one price. unlimited data for everyone. [?diggy? by spencer ludwig] ? ? activating thrusters. target acquired. dang it! ah! come on! astronauts can vote from space. take a break from the election with red or blue tea. make time for snapple. ?? it's a tangle of multiple symptoms. ?? ?? trint

in western music, we'll use an accent on every two. for example, one, two, one, two, one, two. if you watch a marching band, you'll probably see a lot of duple time or time divided by twos or fours. if you watch the way they move, the way they step, it's often divided-- one, two, one two, one. if you watch somebody dancing to a waltz, you'll see the emphasis of their bodies moving on the first beat of every three-- one, two, three. one, two, three. and the choreography of their movement corresponds to that emphasis in time. pulse is also something that people perceive as an audience not just the musicians using accents to organize time. when you listen to music, you feel music, and you start to dance. you can see it at a large crowd of people at a concert, and everybody seems to be moving together. the rhythm is sort of a glue that holds the band together. it keeps everybody playing in time, as they say. and it keeps everybody thinking about the music the same. the beginning of the melody is here, you know, the beginning of the song is here, and the end is here, and the rhythm

and the german accent was the weirdest thing for me, it was like why accent? for all of us when escobar got killed. and the fact that we did that, in the very same place where the real guy was killed. few times in my life as an actor i felt that you know, how do you call when your -- >> yeah, goosebumps. >> yeah, it was all the time. all of us. ? i was a teenager but i remember, really clearly the image of the fat guy dead on the rooftop. and i remember thinking like "wow this guy is really fat." you know "he's really big." as much as i was eating like crazy i would never get to that point. so in that scene we had to have a prosthetic. i mean the first season covers like fifteen years of pablo's life from the first day pablo actually seized cocaine to the day he escapes from la catedral. so i was getting bigger with pablo, because when he was he was going and i just couldn't follow him. >> i have limitations -- >> i have natural limitations, yeah. ? >> carson: that was wagner mora. who is incredible in "narcos." season two, thank god, is out. it's available no

and the german accent was the weirdest thing for me, it was like why accent? come on. for all of us when escobar got killed. and the fact that we did that, in the very same place where the real guy was killed. few times in my life as an actor i felt that you know, how do you call when your -- >> yeah, goosebumps. >> yeah, it was all the time. all of us. ?? i was a teenager but i remember, really clearly the image of the fat guy dead on the rooftop. and i remember thinking like "wow this guy is really fat." you know "he's really big." as much as i was eating like crazy i would never get to that point. so in that scene we had to have a prosthetic. i mean the first season covers like fifteen years of pablo's life from the first day pablo actually seized cocaine to the day he escapes from la catedral. so i was getting bigger with pablo, because when he was younger he was not that chubby, so we were getting bigger he was going and i just couldn't follow him. >> i have limitations -- >> i have natural limitations, yeah. ?? >> carson: that was wagner mora. who is incredible i

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>> yes. ( speaking in french accent ) >> but i don't speak french, i only speak with a french accent. >> stephen: so what would she make of my outfit? >> oh, it's nothing. >> stephen: nothing? no, it's nothing, nothing is happening here, no style, nothing, it's just clothing. now, this... ( cheers and applause ) i will tell you, stefan, i want to be your friend. >> stephen: i want to be blackish. ( laughter ) "black-ish" season three premieres september 21 on abc. tracee ellis ross, everybody! we'll be right back with an important message that just might calm you down. ? (foot steps) ? (crickets chirping) ? (jet engine) ? (heart beat) ? (water splashing) (engine revving) (tires on wet road) denny's introduced new buttermilk pancakes and now we're introducing free pancakes for kids. who's crazy idea was this? well, we're pretty sure we know who. for a limited time, kids get our new pancakes in any of these flavors, free. look at you. mr. spontaneous. feeling good today. until you realize, your phone is in your pocket. sure, you could get a new one... but your photos? what, will you do?

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>> the accent gives it away. >> what? where? >> the deal, a woman again called the massachusetts police department. and she was trying to report a suspected hit-and-run but you heard the dispatcher, he has no clue. he doesn't know where she is calling from. >> so you have called the police department. >> yes. >> in massachusetts. >> massachusetts? >> yes, massachusetts. >> sorry, there's no way you can help me is there? >> where exactly are you calling from? >> england. >> yeah, you got to love that british humor. f0 i love when she asks him. how did this happen? all right, the caller used a program similar to siri that gave her the number in massachusetts instead of england where she lives. so siri does not know everything. >> if she called the south, you're not around from these parts, are you? >> if they called me, i wouldn't even be able to understand them. >> i love that charming accent. > florida attorney general pam bondi is playing defense this morning. >> she is accused of taking a bribe from donald trump. and in the ne

he would be judging this accent. these are terrible accents. he would have some salty language from the boston area. >> he's a boston guy. >> he is. he would really nail it down. >> red sox. >> exactly. that will do it for us. i got to go before he starts blowing up my phone. >>> another rumor on brad's phone. >> every rumor, every head line, we're breaking them all down now on "extra." >> brad and angelina in top secret meetings to hammer out a divorce deti. ke details on angelina's half million break up. and kate hudson's crush on brad revealed. >> trump's trouble with women. >> if you want to increase your numbers with women, just stop tells how fat we are. >> and the beauty queen she fat shamed a shocker from the past. the cameras for the first time since the victory. >> and justin theroux just past the one year marriage mark with jen. what doesn't he want us to reveal? >> don't tell anybody. >> in the "extra" fooed, tom and gisele's postcards from italy. plus tom sparking up romance battle between matt and benn. >> let's ask tebow and see

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futuristic. >> seth: what is a futuristic accent sound like? >> seth: in the future -- in the future people have scottish accents? >> fred: seth, watch the show. i don't know. and it's great. great characters. and very beautifully shot. >> seth: great. >> fred: you know? >> seth: now according to this, "gomorrah", is a drama exploring the dark web of crime, loyalty, and sacrifice at the heart of the camorra. the brutal and neapolitan crime organization. >> fred: in the future. [ laughter ] >> seth: okay. give it up for fred armisen everybody. [ appl ] if you had a chance to look at the paper this morning you might have seen there was a new study on migrating tree frogs and this is -- excuse me. i'm sorry, i could be wrong here but i think i smell some smoke and that can mean only one thing, it's time for -- "ya burnt!" [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: welcome to the burn zone! we got a lot of topics to sizzle through but not lot of time. over here is the burner, let's whoo hoo hoo! gadzooks! all right, first up, anthony weiner, i've seen your p

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((michael stevens)) >> wait wait.....what's with the accent? ((brian loftus)) >> i don't know ((sherry swensk)) >> i don't know he pulled out the accent. ((brian loftus)) choice. it coul've been an irish guy i mean everyone gets kidney stones. ((kirsten joyce)) >> do julia childs ((brian loftus)) >> well that's what you sound like earlier. ((sherry swensk)) >> that's what you did when you said hello to michael. ((brian loftus)) >> hellooooo!!!! you sound like julia child or robin williams in mrs. doubtfire. ((kirsten joyce)) >> "i've got dinner on the stove." ((brian loftus)) >> i don't know what we're channeling today let's move on folks julia childs audio background: >> helloooo!!! ((sherry swensk)) >> hellooo laughing ((sherry swensk)) >> that you just gotta walk away. >>> thanks for joining us. "c-b-s this morning" starts right now./// <<<>>> it's 7:26 ... it is friday, september 30th, 2016. welcome to cbs "this morning". >>> what caused a packed commuter train to slam into a we are getting new details on the investigation in new jersey. an

trying to in an english accent. >> i can barely do the american accent. i can't say words with the letter "s." it's very tough for me, too. but i'm excite frd you. you're great on this show. u' murderer. i understand what you saying. your co-star, eddie cahill, you two spar a lot. sit like that -- >> when we're on-set and waiting for cameras, we play banana grams. we keep the level of competition up because, in the scenes with eddie, it's like psychological warfare. we want to keep the energy up. we play pranks. we tease each other. really. >> on captain america, civil war. chris evans, your co-star, he sends you stuff. he sent you stuff from the set. something about your funeral? >> e he texted me going, we're -- we're filming your funeral today. there's a picture of me they made to look old person i totally still would. you're really hot. and then he was like, and you've got a great turnout. i felt they gave peggy a good sendoff. he kept the -- me, the pamphlet they gave out. >> that's a sweet froend keep your obituary to give to you. what a great guy c