english accent.you're in space you can't have your english accent? >> it was meant to be a mid atlantic thing. >> stephen: out with the titanic? you can drown out there. don't go there. >> it was a mixture of what an english-american accent would sound like. everyone has a general accent. we thought it would be strange if i had an english accent and dane had an american one. >> stephen: why do you think that is? >> i've never done a movie with an english accent. >> stephen: do you want to? no. i love doing accents. i grew up doing them as a kid. actually, it annoyed my family a lot. >> stephen: do you have a favorite accent other than american? can you do an american southern accent in. >> okay, someone has to do it and i'll copy. >> stephen: my name is stephen colbert. >> my name is stephen colbert. >> stephen: that's real good. that's real good. >> stephen: i never met a girl like you before. >> i never met a girl like you before. >> stephen: do you want to arm wrestle? ( applause ) that's lovely.

because of your accent?he andrew marr show yesterday. somebody treated her and said she was thick. she responded and said, it's because of my accent. iam and said, it's because of my accent. i am proud of it. i am not going to change it. stop it. let's get some sport now with leah boleto. it is manic monday at wimbledon, andy murrayjohanna konta attempting to give us a british man and woman in the quarterfinals since how long? you would have to go back 44 years to the last time britain had a man and woman in the quarter—finals. but andy murray and johanna konta could make that a reality this manic monday. after a day's rest there was a bit of training for the defending champ. but today, murray is up against frenchman benoit paire who — by the way — hasn't made a grand slam quarter—final, ever! expectations are high for murray but he is favourite going into this match today. all the action on centre court at around 3 o'clock today. but it'sjohanna konta who holds the first slot on centre court this afternoon,

what do you mean my accent? yeah. ( laughter ) oh, you get the cold water, huh? some, but i've got, you know, i used to audition for cab drivers and 7-eleven employees and that kind of stuff. i don't know why you're laughing. it was a nightmare. and i had auditions but, you know, they would be, like -- they would be, like, could you do your accent but, like, could you mike it -- they'd use code words -- could you make ut funnier? which i know they wand me to do this apu indian accent which is what a white guy does. i decided i would never play up my accent anymore. ( applause ) so there was just one person -- it's fine. thank you. i look over there and it's hanker's area clapping. ( laughter ) he's, like, i'm so sorry, i didn't mean anything. >> trevor: oh, that's funny. >> but even when i did small parts, i would try to find something specific that wasn't about my ethnicity or the way i looked or sounded, something about each part that was different and unique and comedic in a specific way, you know. >> trevor: you've done that really well. a lot of people talke

accent when he played bert in the musical “119611.ed bert in the musical in 1964. his accent is almost as famous as the film and the songs, isn't it? as a child, i didn't notice. i didn't either, i grew up in yorkshire and i didn't really know what cockney accent sounded like either! for me, i don't remember thinking it was a bad thing. clearly you watch it as an adult, you think, that is cringeworthy. apparently he was given some bad advice from the lead actor in northumbria six. david tomlinson who also played the father in mary poppins advised it van dijk on what a complex and should sound like. -- the lead actor in bed knobs and broomsticks. he went back to tomlinson and said, what were you thinking? and tomlinson, with his silver spoon mouth, said i only told you what i thought cockney sounded like. idid you what i thought cockney sounded like. i did not say i had ever met a cockney. check the person you're taking advice from? a nice if true. and that is the papers for tonight. don't forget you can see the front pages of the pape

. >> foreign accent syndrome. >> what she thinks caused the curious medical condition. >> gosh, that's what's up with you, dude. >>> usually when somebody's on a late night food raid, the refrigerator -- >> is your own. >> the creepy footage that has you asked -- >> who is that? >>> and a hot hollywood dance studio. >> very professional amazing dancers coming from there. >> but see how one talented duo managed to upstage everybody. >> oh! >> the next choreography should be this. >>> tim here and maria, they're in france where they're going to pull off a stunt which to me was made famous by my hero, bond, james bond. that's right. they're going to pull off their best impression of the opening scene of "the spy who loved me." >> but james, i need you. >> so does england. >> they get the camera set up and they're planning where they're going to go. because while there is a bit of mountain in front of them, there is after that a whole heap of nothing. which means you get to do this. oh, oh, oh. >> yes! >> it worked. i'm speechless. >> hold on. they didn't land yet. >> they jumped off. >> w

. >> the condition she's talking about is foreign accent syndrome.ayla is from lancaster, england. she believes this condition was aggravated from an mri as she was seeking treatment from a chronic migraine and this is what it caused her to do. >> the signals in the brain aren't working properly and also the muscles in the tongue aren't moving correctly. >> she says on any given day she could wake up and it might sound like she has a foreign accent. >> gosh, that's what's up with you, dude. >> finally we can put it all to bed. >> this is a documented thing. this is a real case. sometimes people think she sounds italian, french, chinese and she says because of that she suffered some incidental racism because of that. so she posted some other video of her waking up where her tongue isn't working exactly how she wants. >> do i sound french or belgian? >> it's very european, isn't it? >> i'm not sure. all of this side is swollen up. >> there are physical issues that result from this. sometimes her arm just won't work. whatever doctors diagnosed it as? >>

>> trevor: what accent is that?> boston. >> trevor: that accent is so bad, i think you owe matt damon rep rations, man. ( laughter ) >> look, trevor, here's the bigger question, do we need any more what if shows, what if the gnats requests won world war, two what if women wore dumb hats and had to have other people's babies, what if in other words were (bleep)able? enough is enough, trevor! ( applause ) >> trevor: so you don't think there should be any more of these alternative history shows at all? >> oh, no, no, well, there is one project i've heard of that actually sounds a little promising. it's a show where -- all right, these africans colonize europe, and then the white people became slaves. it's called bitch better have my cotton. ( laughter ) ( applause ) see? now it makes sense to have a slave mat matt damon right ther, you've got to have a white slave. >> trevor: i don't see it. white slaves is this a cool premise but it wouldn't work. >> they're working. >> trevor: they're getting outside and getting sun

first of all, now with linguistics you call it phrenology but in the real world you call that the accent to be the white people have the accident but any american knows there is a black way to sound. most people have the sense a person is a black american even if you're not looking at them to listen to them over the phone. that has been proven scientifically again and again so black english has a different phrenology so the slang but it gives a system then how are you put words together we learn that is not a good word to use because grammar is about of bunch of things so to the general fourier --- year that is bad grammar so that is different but equally legitimate and coherent. but it is absolutely central so this lying and then that system and the of grammar from when i say black english is definitely not all black americans some do not speak black english on any but it is impossible to put the exact figure because that vast majority control two's some degree it could be the grammar and the sound but this corresponds to that that since there is a black way of speaking so that is what

i worked in bbc, my accent was different. i thought i spoke fine when i came to virginia, charlottesville you drive ten miles to charlottesville you can be in rural virginia and people have a different dialect. it took a long time for me to understand them and for them to understand me. the book is also not just about my experiences and learning about my colleagues. the more shocking thing was how i learn about poverty in the united states, people working with me making ends meet by $7 an hour. i didn't have a mortgage or loan or debt or child-support to pay for any kind of thing, people working with me had kids, had to pay child support and childcare, healthcare, mortgages and lots of debt. they were trying to do that while working with me and i often thought i could go back to india and do what i was doing, thinking of people like ron and cindy and jackie. they didn't have a place to go back to. this was the life. they were going to get out of that retail store they would end up in a different one some of the time. i develo

, cockney accent: i was talking like that, you know.you want to get beaten have to death in an irish schoolyard, go and try that accent. so i was learning to be irish game, which is a very strange experience for a child because i was irish. but they also had this mysterious book, and might parents were profound agnostics, although my mother, i think, secretly would go to mass because she didn't connect going to mass with religion particularly. she liked going to hear the noises. and this little book was the irish catechism. i don't know if they even do it any more. and it was very useful because it said, "who made the world? and god made the world." and even i, with my inability to understand language, could connect that little word, god, with the sound that i knew already. and in that way, in the marriage of the sounds that i knew and the words i was being pointed out, i learned to read. in regards to music, if i couldn't read or write, i could sing as a little boy. i am one of those children who led the procession singing ave maria. a

goes by you do not even have an accent.aughter this is saying that as workers lose their jobs this is saying that as workers lose theirjobs to robots, soft skills such as confidence and to be to become more valuable, those tend to become more valuable, those tend to be the people who are from higher social economic grounds, who i going to have those, so this is about people needing to retrain and go into labour market and be increasingly volatile, morejobs into labour market and be increasingly volatile, more jobs be automated, and they are saying 280,000 book— keepers, payroll managers and waste plants in the uk could be displaced by the shift to cloud —based accounting and around 75,000 paralegals also threatened. they say this new technology is going to offer more chances, but it will be any section of confidence and medication. next week, the newspaper review will be done by robots. they are taking over everything. laughter cheaper than you guys. they will be talking quicker. james and penny, i give a much for now. we w

doing an irish accent? most of the time not? >> there have been some successful irish accents i guess in the course of cinema history. >> stephen: lucky charms guy, obviously. >> obviously is that do you get lucky charms in ireland? >> lucky charms don't exist in ireland. >> stephen: the leprechauns hide them from you. >> yeah. >> stephen: the trix rabbit? i don't know him. >> stephen: who would do a better irish accent. are you willing to name names. >> no. >> stephen: do you still live in ireland? >> i loved in london the last four years and we moved back to dublin. >> stephen: nice town. we just went there. >> are you irish? >> stephen: all irish. colbert, i don't pronounce the "t" to sound more pretentious. ( laughter ) actual catholic education? >> yeah. >> stephen: did you have to take latin. >> did that for one year. >> stephen: didn't take? not really, nope. >> stephen: did you study over there? did you study at the gate or anything like that? >> never studied as an actor. started off doing theater.

now dick van dyke has apologised for his accent, calling it "atrocious".ent, but this is the first time he has publicly apologised for his efforts. it‘s still a great film and a great performance, despite the accent. and it wasn‘t the worst in those hollywood days. a new exhibition devoted to the works ofjim henson is opening at a museum in new york. if you‘re a fan of the muppets, the fraggles or the cast of sesame street you‘ll be able to find out more about how they came to appear on television screens. the bbc‘s tim allman has more. for generations of children, there has always been something magical about to be muppets. kermit, miss piggy. about to be muppets. kermit, miss piggy, dickie bird. just one of those appearing in those exhibition in new york. so what are the organisers trying to achieve? to tell a rich and riveting story about jim henson as a creative thinker, co nsta ntly jim henson as a creative thinker, constantly curious, pushing the boundaries of technology and bringing these amazing characters to life. you can follow the history of the

problem getting a job but i was surprised my qualifications and experience didn't matter much i my accent. i was working for the bbc and i met a woman from rural pennsylvania on a fulbright scholarship. i met her and we became more and friends and fell in love. so america became my new home. my parents wanted me to to get a job and make a lot of money and have kids and live with them forever and ever puti did get an mba but i didn't get the job they wanted. i also married a woman not by their choice but they liked her anyway. i came here and a lot of stuff is in this book. there was a lot of prejudice if you are educated and take a job people will look down on something menial and judge the basis of that so i had that in my mind when i was doing the job i had this in the back of my head people were judging me i have a good degree but i want to study detectors in a store. so what did i give up in india. i'm going to read a chapter and open it up since you can ask questions. i'd been there a few minutes i saw a middle-aged couple walked in. my heart jumped and i took off my name tab in this

and you have a great accent in the movie.tralian accent, yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: who was that person? who was that person? >> that's a little demon who lives inside of me. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> he doesn't have a name. >> jimmy: i like that guy. i want to see that next season. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: how do you get around -- how do you practice to do it an australian --? >> i tried to -- well, i thought the best way was to listen to a bunch of podcasts, australian podcasts, which i had to learn how to listen to a a podcast. i never listened to a podcast before. but now i know how to -- >> jimmy: dude, i'm totally in to the podcasts. >> download podcast. >> jimmy: what do you listen to? you use an app to listen to a a podcast. >> the podcast app. >> jimmy: there you go. [ laughter ] >> there's an app for that. >> jimmy: podcast app. >> yeah, no, yeah, it's called podcast. so yeah, i would listen to this one australian podcast and just -- you're cute. isn't he cute? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: st

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they're mostly gray, but you could choose the blue accent or the black accent. cal trains posted these renderings to show how they will look in the new car. if you care that much, we have a link on our website. voting ends at 11:59 tonight. a lot of times i just want a seat. >> look at that. there is a big difference. >> okay. sure. >> some people care. what they are looking at. the back seat. >> cool. >> okay. >>> lake tahoe has been hiding a secret from its visitors. the wilderness you can explore for the first time in 100 years. >> an investigation to a possible safety problem with ford suvs is growing. the hazards that the vehicle pose. >>> mad skills in the kitchen, but wait until you see her moves on the basketball court. but this morning's tech bites. >>> say so long to the nano and shuffle. discontinuing the two models both introduced a dozen years ago. only versions left are two of the touch. >> most people that listen to music on a mobile device use their phone. >>> it's confirmed, george cloonly has the world's most handsome face. >> using computer ma

you could see white people have the accent but any american has a sense on some level there's a black way to sound and if it bothers you for me to say that it will be talking about that in about 15 minutes. most people have a sense that you can usually tell that a person is a black american, even if you're not looking at them. you would know from looking into their over the phone even notify slang were being used. that's been pron science particularly again and again. americans both white and black are very good at that. to a linguist, black english has a different ponology. it's a system and how you put words together. the way we're all taught grammar is grammar is a bunk ol' thing -- a bunch of things that people do wrong, and to the extent that black english has grama, it's bad grammar. and english is legitimate grammar. more to the point the grammar is absolutely central to what we mean by there's a different way of speaking. so slang, which i'll never mention again, and then really mainly the sound system and the grammar, that is what i'm talking about when i say black english. a

now dick van dyke has apologised for his accent, calling it "atrocious."ve the britannia award for excellence in television. the star has long been derided for his attempt at an east end accent, but this is the first time he has publicly apologised for his efforts. i don't think he needs to apologise. that made the film personally. i should try... no, it will be atrocious. that clip we had was not the worst of it. he had mastered during the songs. it was not as good out of them. that was part of the charm, though. still going strong. the open, the golf. who would bet againstjordan spieth? playing in winds of 35 miles per hour! have you ever played in that? yes. into the breeze, swing with ease. you have to be calm. don't get flustered. and so it's the american, jordan spieth, who heads the field at the halfway stage of the open championship. he negotiated some foul conditions at royal birkdale yesterday afternoon. the two—time major winner, lies on six under par, two shots ahead of his nearest rival, despite playing in the worst of the conditions. ian poul

i worked in bbc with the english folks and my accent was different. but i thought i spoke fine when i came to charlottesville. if you drive ten miles out of charlottesville you will be in rural virginia and people have a southern drawl there. it took a long time for me to understand them and them to understand me. it was rough in a lot of ways. but the book is not just about my experience. it is about me learning about my colleagues. the most shocking thing was how i learned poverty in the united states, people who were working with me were trying to make ends meet on $7 an hour. i didn't have any kids, mortgage, loan, debt, i didn't have any child support to pay or any kind of burden. the people working with me had kids, they had to pay child support and child care and health care, and mortgages and lots of debt. they were just trying to do that while working with me in retail. i often thought, you know what, i can quit this is go back to india and do what i was doing there. but thinking of the people like ron and cindy and jacky they didn't have a p

i don't know him. >> stephen: who would do a better irish accent.you still live in ireland? >> i loved in london the last four years and we moved back to dublin. we just went there. >> are you irish? >> stephen: all irish. colbert, i don't pronounce the "t" to sound more pretentious. ( laughter ) actual catholic education? >> yeah. >> stephen: did you have to take latin. >> did that for one year. >> stephen: didn't take? not really, nope. >> stephen: did you study over there? did you study at the gate or anything like that? >> never studied as an actor. started off doing theater. >> stephen: i thought you had a band to start off. >> yeah, i have a failed career as a musician. >> stephen: okay. that's what i wanted to do. i really wanted to be a musician for years and years, and then the theater just became more, i suppose, like that was the form of expression that became more relevant or whatever. >> stephen: when sphwroag growing up, did you traditional irish tunes, ballads and things like that? >> not really. >> stephen: that's the stereotype. >>

you knew i could do the face, but nobody knew i could do the accent because we never heard her speak.roadway star, baby! >> that's true! ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: you've got that indefinable "it"! ( laughter ) so where did you work on the impression? >> so on the train, my mom and sister drove me to wilmington delaware. ( laughter ) thank you, one person. so i was on the train obsessively watching her speech and i was sitting next to this gentleman what looked very disturbed. i kept zooming in on her mouth and kept doing it and saying, like, my husband -- ( in accent) -- and he was looking at me like, this woman is insane. i thank you for not calling the police, if you're watching. i was not trying to wear her skin as a suit. ( laughter ) is that your vocal impression of the first lady is fascinating. when you don't talk, you smolder. can i have a hint of smolder at the camera? >> sure, sure. ( cheers and applause ) ( piano riff ) >> stephen: i mean, we've done her several times on the show, luckily for us, over the past year. i suppose you've thought about her as a person.

the accent was neat. >> reporter: the accent? yes, and quickly got into the score.nd why did it go to 15, 30 and then 40 and then love. >> reporter: it was the beginning of what became a life-long obsession with wimbledon. of course, a lot of people like wimbledon and grass court tennis. but what makes mark outstanding in this field is what is now outstanding in his field. what was formerly a cattle feed lot is now the iowa lawn tennis club, a replica of wimbledon center court. it took mark a year and a half to build it and learned how to maintain it during an internship with the wimbledon ground statute that's all he wanted, just to grow and groom the grass, which is why mark was as surprised as anyone. when he build it -- built it, they came, from around the world, to play on his court of dreams. these kids are from iowa and minnesota to compete in an invitational tournament. and that's umpire barron whittet also from minnesota. >> when i found a place in the middle of iowa in a corn field, i was, like, get in the car, and came as fast as i could. >> reporter: wha

. >> okay, girls, that was the accent. jane and barbara are missy's great nieces and y'all stand up, please. [applause]. >> barbara and jane scarborough and they were so wonderful to work with and so generous in sharing their great aunts papers with me. the book could not happen without them and i have been a little nervous doing the boston accent since obviously i'm not from the part of the country. my husband leo in the front row and his father is, so i just kind of imitated his yankee relatives. sounds like the one on my desk at the white house. anyway, missy in 1933 came in as the private secretary to fdr. she was part of a four person management team. can you imagine the whole west wing managed by four people? three men, louis houck, political advisor, steve early who is they are able press secretary, marvel mcintyre, appointed secretary and missy who did everything else. overtime as health health declined he was in an oxygen tent by 1935 and then they shipped him off to enable-- naval hospital because he was causing

i want to hear your russian accent. >> we're done with accents. >> stephen: okay. >> ( in russian accentf you wish to be done. >> that was very good! i liked that very much. okay. >> you did that very well. >> stephen: you come to moscow with me. >> okay, let's go. >> stephen: i'm not going back. ( laughter ) spicer banned cameras from last week's briefings, and then banned them again today. evidently, while i was in russia, we turned into russia. i don't know how long this is going to go on, but with cameras banned from the briefing, cnn sent a courtroom sketch artist to cover spicer's briefings. yeah, yeah. something tells me it won't be the last member of the trump administration we see in a courtroom sketch. ( cheers and applause ) also-- first of all, someone bleeding badly at your door and you say no? it sounds like your health care plan. ( laughter ) ( applause ) >> jon: whoa! >> stephen: a super conductor detests magnetic fields. and this is a circular magnet. give this a little spin. a little gentle spin. >> stephen: is that how fidget spinners were invented? mr. trump, we know

aboute thing understanding southern but speaking without an accent is translate for trey gabi. we would go places and when we were in the deep southern part of the district, he would tell people what i was saying, and i could translate for him. it was a fun company should. host: what was -- fun, nation. -- fun combination. host: what was the biggest learning curve for you in congress? mr. mulvaney: everybody who comes out of state legislature ve kind of ahead of the cur when it comes to congress. so much of what we did when i was on the hill has parallels and analogies in the state legislature. it was in process as much as size and scope of what you were doing. our budget in the state government was $7 billion or $8 billion. the budget here is $1 trillion. we will spend $4 trillion. the scope and size really surprised me. -- $8 billion, our entire , is not a lot of money, if that sounds right, in a federal government when you are spending $4 trillion. host: a $20 trillion debt. due debts and deficits matter? yes.ulvaney: i thought dick cheney was wrong when he said deficits don

host: and you come from a part of the country that has a distinct accent, but you don't have one. mr. mulvaney: no, i went to catholic school with yankees even though i was born in the south and raised there. i can do it if you need me to. i do it a lot easier after a couple of beers or a glass of wine at the end of the day. it is still part of my vocabulary, it just doesn't sound like it coming out of my mouth. the one thing about understanding southern but speaking without an accent is that i can translate for trey gabi. we would go places and when we were in the deep southern part of the district, he would tell people what i was saying, and i could translate for him. it was a fun company should. host: what was -- fun combination. host: what was the biggest learning curve for you in congress? mr. mulvaney: everybody who comes out of state legislature is kind of ahead of the curve when it comes to congress. so much of what we did when i was on the hill has parallels and analogies in the state legislature. it was in process as much as size and scope of what you were doing. our bud

(southern accent) why don't you just sit a spell? we're just makin' pictures. are you being all missouri? i don't know. i guess i'm excited to go back to the farm. is it that obvious? you said "dagburn" at breakfast. have you booked our tickets yet? you know, i-i'm sure if i can get off work. yeah, but you have to get the tickets before all the good seats are taken. (under breath) you mean the ones that aren't on a plane to missouri? okay, sweetie, break's over. it hasn't been five minutes. yes, but it has been five animal crackers. which is five too many to eat on a shoot day. so... no more! i quit! oh, my gosh. what has gotten into her? we've been doing this for six hours, and now all of the sudden, she doesn't love it? you know, i have a theory. okay. (sighs) well, we're only halfway through all the pictures that i wanted to do. lightbulb. hello, baby joe! (laughs) hey, handsome. uh, can you sign this? you don't need to read it. (singsongy) never do! (clicks pen) right there. (cell phone rings) oh. quick--nature's sure-fire sunburn remedy? (beep) aloe

you have to physically become the indian accent. like this, but if i had to change, suddenly my body has changed. my hands, eyes, everything is different. >> we have to morph. and that's really what it's about. you know? >>> remember when comedy meant males doing jokes about females like wives and mothers-in-law. well, the tables have turned. >> the idea that chicks aren't funny, i hate to tell you, it's still very much a thing. >> there are some people that can't get their heads around what they don't know. >> i said i wanted to be a comedian. she said, or maybe it's better if you just die. >> i think they thought of women as a different species. >> very few ladies are capable of being comedian. >> so everybody is like, here's somebody who thinks she can do it. >> this is a great argument that women are doing much better work than men.

fortu nately football team—mates to understand her accent.ther. here's sarah keith—lucas. the main theme is heat and humidity. there's a lot of sunshine around. here's a weather watcher in merseyside. a bit of rain and cloud there. there's some cumulus cloud bringing heavy downpours around the country. if we look at the satellite image we have more cloud towards the north—west. there's rain in merseyside, down towards willing in cambridgeshire, where the second weather watch picture comes from. here we have some thunderstorms in the area. some big threatening skies ca ptu red the area. some big threatening skies captured in cambridgeshire. we'll continue to see that threat of some heavy showers and sam saunders —— thunderstorms across east