we have more on our plate than alec baldwin's shrink. let's do it, america.the five" starts as long as i stop sending kimberly keeppy photos of my teeth. ♪ ♪ >> greg: a rick perry moment is now officially part of the english language. last night's republican debate had more highlights than david beckham's hair but it's known for one sad thing. for once, it's not jim kraemer who really is crusty the clown without makeup. >> it's your fault. it's your fault. it's your problem. but if this goes, the world banking system could shut down. doesn't it involve our banks, too? >> greg: a hernia in human form. the words, the freeze that brought rick perry to his knees. i know you have seen it 400 times already. >> i would do away with education, the commerce. let's see. i can't -- the third one i can't. sorry. oops. >> greg: wow! was that bad or what? i got to say, i've never seen anyone look that dumb. >> i stepped in it last night. that's for sure. >> i was thinking about the number of federal agencies that were coming to mind but the one -- >> greg: we are going to

. >> an angry alec baldwin is now unhinged on twitter.t in moments. ♪ daddy, come in the water! somebody didn't book with travelocity, with 24/7 customer support to help move them to theool daddy promised! look at me, i'm swimming! somebody, get her a pony! [ female announcer ] the travelocity guarantee. from the price to the room to the trip you'll never roam alone. a anywhere? >> anywhere "town hall" is sold. >> can i see the middle? >> there was an article, done back in june. >> you got a centerfold? let me see. >> don't bring that up. >> can i talk about what happened last night? alec baldwin went on twitter and started raging against everybody and anybody. it got nasty. i want to read a couple tweets. first one do you have it up there, people? there you go. what does this one say? i can't read that. >> i assume you can right off your write wing dry-cleaning bills. clearly he's doing a ambien or whiskey. get this. he's making fun of a twitter of doing 15,000 tweets and having only 1500 followers. what kind of celebrity would make fun

. >> an angry alec baldwin is now unhinged on twitter.in moments. ♪ [ woman ] my boyfriend and i were going on vacation, so i used my citi thank you card to pick up some accessories. a new belt. some nylons. and what girl wouldn't need new shoes? we talked about getting a diamond. but with all the thank you points i've been earning... ♪ ...i flew us to the rock i really had in mind. ♪ [ male announcer ] the citi thank you card. earn points you can use for travel on any airline, with no blackout dates. ♪ >> he's so dreamy. sorry. >> "town hall," you can get it anywhere? >> anywhere "town hall" is sold. >> can i see the middle? >> there was an article, done back in june. >> you got a centerfold? let me see. >> don't bring that up. >> can i talk about what happened last night? alec baldwin went on twitter and started raging against everybody and anybody. it got nasty. i want to read a couple tweets. first one do you have it up there, people? there you go. what does this one say? i can't read that. >> i assume you can right off your write win

jerry seinfeld and alec baldwin live around here. the last thing we should get is free stuff from taxpayers. a few blocks to my apartment they are giving away bike helmets. local politicians got a federal grant to help them do this. >> if it's a big success? >> it's a tremendous success. >> john: it's dumb to do this but if you offer free stuff. the line went around the block. >> people can afford their own helmet but why not take advantage. >> why not, it's money flying around. i'll grab all i can. it has to come from someone, the entrepreneurs that create wealth. >> the stores down the street, it's not nice to them that are. >> give me a break. bureaucrats proudly told us they gave away 45,000 helmets. >> why is to take tax money to give away bike helmets. it's a federal grant. it's zbloojts but with our crushing debt some of this shouldn't do. this this is my city councilwoman. >> how do politicians feel they have a right to spend money in rich neighborhoods. this is public money? >> i don't believe that. if you live here there ar

celebrity there is a pre sum -- pre sum presumption we care about their political points of view, alec baldwin, george clooney. >> i care about them because they are both dreamy. >> if she wants to do something, why not donate money -- like she is a 1%er. you are stuck under a car and superman calls 9-1-1 instead of lifting the car. >> if she really cared smee would donate her -- if she really cared she would donate her liver. i bet if we told her -- >> those are kidneys? >> she has hannah montana liver. >> bill, you brought up the point, and are you surprised she is this misguided? her dad had a mullet. >> how dare you? >> everyone keeps saying the occupy wall streeters don't have an anthem. milely puts herself in a position to write an anthem. >> let's write a song about boys that have been mean to her. she was too lazy to write original lyrics. and not to change topics, but have i to -- but i have to say, i think it is amazing. i would like to occupy paul street. i would. >>> before we go to break we would like to show you the promo for the morning joe. that's the show. it is not slang for

. >> i was going to say billy crystal or alec baldwin. >> he's been down that road. >> i wanted it toe thtina. she would be awesome. billy crystal, you can't go wrong with him. >> eddie wouldn't sing and dance. >>> last week, a local hip hop star paid a surprise visit to a school in the area. >> he that has number one hip hop album in the country. that's really big. two years ago, he sold 28,000 units. 164,000 units last week. he's up against justin bieber. when you go against him, what regoing to do. we love him. shout outs d.c. we got a great interview with him. you need to check that out. he's a great guy. >> he is on fire. >> and local. >> he loves local. >> he was on our show and called me his celebrity crush. >> wow. where is the tape on that? that's a keeper. >> put it on my ringer. >>> one of the best known sister acts, we are not talking the kardashians. they were voted best dressed? >> yeah. mary-kate and ashlee. they have a line that i love. when ever i see them out, they look like old ladies. >> i have seen that. all that baggy stuff. >> it's odd. are they best dressed? be

which is what alec baldwin did after visiting the protest.they feel all that liberal guilt. since they have had the gas run generators removed they must use a stationary bike to charge battery, that means by hopping on, alec can lose the fat without spending a precious dime. eric? >> eric: yes, sir. >> greg: i think you have a problem. >> eric: i do. a big massive nor easter coming up the east coast. what will happen to protesters when the snow falls on them and gets cold? it hit them and didn't. so i have a great idea for a capitalist idea. i'm going down to the protest and sell them hot chocolate and blankets. the good news is daddy's credit card accepted there. i'll take it. guess what? the best part is i'll pay taxes on it. >> greg: i don't think you will really do that. >> eric: probably not. kentucky not safe. >> greg: this is what interests me about the protest, there are an element of people entering the protest that aren't great. that guy bothering the reporter is one of them. the protesters don't want to report this stuff. it makes

susan sarandon alec baldwin. >> they can play a wily character and then slink away. >> that's a goodand i do that many times. >> come winter this whole thing will be over. it is going to be too cold in new york city for those people to stand outside. >> i disagree with you. if they were smart they would go home in the winter and then this is what dana marine gnaw said last -- parina said you take off and organize like a high better nateing bear -- like a high better nateing bear and then you come back in the summer and everything is ready. what they are doing wrong now is they are sitting out there and allowing themselves to be co-opted by the homeless and criminals. and people are less patient. they are rioting. there are things going on in oakland that are horrible. i want to show this picture. this is a whole foods today. they heard a rumor that whole foods -- the people at whole foods were going to fire employees if they took the -- wept to the oakland -- went to the oakland strike. oakland had a general strike that was sponsored by their idiot mayor. their idiot mayor backed a s

next in hollywood where film maker michael moore, alec baldwin, russell simmons have all voiced theirare among the elite 1%. it's good to know the occupy wall streeters have friends in high places. that does it for me today. i appreciate your time. see you tomorrow at 11:00 a.m. eastern time. until then follow me on twitter. @thomasaroberts. alex, what'sç next? >> hey, thomas. thanks. is president obama obsessed with mitt romney? also, rick perry's hail mary plan to overhaul d.c. and profiting from politics. are the rule it is same for wall street as they are for washington? i'll be joined by hard ford, jr., alicia menendez, jed die i can't bila and wes more next on "now." year ♪ ♪ co-signed her credit card - "buy books, not beer!" ♪ ♪ but the second that she shut the door ♪ ♪ girl started blowing up their credit score ♪ ♪ she bought a pizza party for the whole dorm floor ♪ ♪ hundred pounds of makeup at the makeup store ♪ ♪ and a ticket down to spring break in mexico ♪ ♪ but her folks didn't know 'cause her folks didn't go ♪ ♪ to free-credit-score-dot-com hard times for daddy and mom

this is actually the actor alec baldwin. he came out as a spoof and a joke at the mirrors--mayors ceremony last night. now baldwin may be jumping into that arena but we will see what life holds for him after atherton are.--life after 30 rock. now 1 01 south bound is moving well we will have more on whether and your commute in just a moment. city of napa, a while fire has destroyed a least one home. several other structures have been evacuated. homes in the area around so canyon--soda can yen. about 90 a. have burned so far we have no reports of any injuries. we have a crew headed to the scene in we will have a live report coming up in just a few moments. we have been talking about the concerns around the bay area and james fletcher has more on this. pajama that red flag warning has been extended it was set to expire at 6:00 a.m. but it has been pushed back to 9:00 a.m.. it is up in napa county that we see the fire right now. the difficult part is when the wind gusts to 40 mouse, hour or more--at 40 mi. per hour or more, you

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i read a tweet from alec baldwin that said, how do you feel when you're with the wrong person for 72 and i actually thought that was so impactful for me because of course we're devastated. talk about being invested in our family. how about our family? we feel horrible for kim. and for the decision she had to make. this isn't fun. i started out on this journey to go on a book tour this week and suddenly was thrust in the middle of a media storm. this isn't nothing that we enjoy doing and it's devastating. and if it was a sham and if it was for a television show, we would be filming this right now. we're not even filming our show. so it doesn't make any sense logically. think about it, people. these numbers that people are throwing out are absolutely ridiculous and the thought that it's a sham and the media keeps perpetuating this. stop. it's not a sham. it's somebody in a lot of pain. >> brian: in your book, it tells the whole story. it lives up to the hype, your book. it tells how your family, where you came from, where your family headed and how you became these international celebr

that was alec baldwin and steve martin. good morning, guys. video out of alaska. no joke.st storm these folks have seen since 1974. told you about it all day. boy, it was a monster. over a thousand miles in size. some of the waves crashing on the shore. over 20 feet. 40 on, 50 footers offshore. big-time coastal, blizzard conditions. it was a rough one. even for our hearty friends on the frontier of alaska. 80-mile-an-hour winds in wales, alaska. tent city. 85-mile-an-hour winds. a storm that rolled through oklahoma, rolled through wisconsin and iowa with snowfall totals in parts of wisconsin up and over a foot yesterday. it is now weakening and heading across the allegheny and appalachians in central new york and central pennsylvania. it will team up with a little bit of moisture from this. tropical storm sean, winds of 65 miles an hour. this is almost a hurricane. it will run the gut here between bermuda and the states. obviously some rough seas. we will also bring in some moisture. some of that training into this front. heavy rain expected, eastern new england tonight an

it's like with the-- baldwins, billy is great but given a choice you're going to go with alec. (applause) which brings us to santorum. why can't he win? because nobody when given a choice of baldwins is going with stephen. (laughter) and now ladies and gentlemen, we have reached our destination. james richard perry, rick. the tough-talking, god-fearing, boot-wearing, prisoner-killing% dispense dispenser-collecting, that last one is probably not right, texan. many republican faithful thought perry would be the answer to their prayer. but it turns out he was the answer to ours. you know, a comedian can spend his whole life digging through the comedy minds for sound bites that he can use to sustain his family. sometimes a fellow can lose hope. and then rick perry gives you 53 seconds that can change a man's life. oh lordy, i give you this thing i found, the dope diamond. >> i will tell you, it's three agencies of government when i get there that are gone. commerce, education and the, uh, what's the third one there, let's see -- >> you mean five. >> oh, five, commerce, education, an

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