and "how to be single" alison brie is with us. >> hi, jimmy! hi! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you're just a little bit early. like -- yeah. >> no, no, i wanted to know if you'd like to buy girl scout cookies. all the talk show hosts are buying them. ellen bought 400 boxes. >> aren't you a little old to be in the girl scouts? >> jimmy. i'm not selling them, my kids are selling them. >> jimmy: you have kids? >> jimmy: are you sure? >> yes. they're here. they're right here. come on out, kids! there's my girls. >> jimmy: hi, kids. >> my beautiful girls. >> jimmy: these are your -- >> jimmy: because one of them looks like he's -- >> no, this is a girl. her name is -- lady. >> jimmy: hi, lady. hi, kids. >> lady and other -- other one. >> jimmy: is this your mom? what's her name? >> they just call me mommy. just stop [ bleep ]ing around and buy the damn cookies. >> jimmy: i'm sorry, kids, all right, all right. >> just pie them. >> jimmy: how many did you say ellen bought? >> 400. >> jimmy: oh my god, how much is 400? >> $2,000. >> jimmy: i only have

still to come, alison brie and music from banners. in the meantime, to celebrate guillermo's 45th birthday today we built -- when i say we i do not mean me, kidd i did nothing for this -- someone here built a 432-foot-long margarita funnel. [ cheers and applause ] it runs up four flights of stairs to our roof. what we're going to try to do is have guillermo pour tequila and margarita mix into the funnel, then run down the stairs and make it here in time to beat the liquid down to have a victory sip for your birthday. >> guillermo: okay. >> jimmy: all right, very good. ready? think you can do this? >> guillermo: i'll try my best. >> jimmy: go to the roof now so you're up there and ready. there goes guillermo. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: there's a very good chance that guillermo will die tonight. because if the tequila doesn't kill him, running the stairs will. r. kelly did something strange "gq" released a video in which r. kelly sings his life story, unscripted, he just sings the story of his life, for 45 minutes nonstop. i watc

alison brie, everybody! "how to be single" opens february 12th. >> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by avo: when laquinta.com sends craig wilson a ready for you alert the second his room is ready, ya know what he becomes? client: great proposal! let's talk more over golf. craig: great. client: how about over tennis craig: even better. avo: a game changer! avo: the ready for you alert, only at laquinta.com. >> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by >> jimmy: thanks to shaquille o'neal, alison brie. apologies to matt damon, we ran out of time. "nightline" is next but first, this is his self-titled e.p., making his late night tv debut with the song "shine a light" banners! ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh light will lead the way will set you free ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ' cause i'm only looking for a little peace and when the night falls oh, call on me just don't forget to ooh say you're mine ooh take me higher oh-oh-oh-oh shine a light on shine a light on me oh-oh-oh

[ cheers and applause ] >> seth: my thanks to susan sarandon, alison brie.band. stay tuned for "carson daly." we'll see you tomorrow. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> carson: hi from the skylark. this is carson daly and here's what's coming up tonight on "last call." our music is hound's coming to you fr the el rey. our spotlight tonight n

tonight -- susan sarandon, from "how to be single," actress alison brie, fox sports 1 host, katie nolanfeaturing the 8g band with jaleel bunton. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers! [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers, this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] wonderful to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. hillary clinton and bernie sanders earlier tonight faced off in a debate on pbs, or as pbs calls it, "antiques roadshow." [ laughter ] chris christie announced yesterday that he's dropping out of the presidential race. christie said he's not sure what he'll do now, and then someone reminded him he's still the governor of new jersey. [ laughter ] "oh, man. ugh!" bernie sanders, yesterday, had breakfast in harlem with the reverend al sharpton. interesting, usually when an old white guy goes out to harlem, it's because he fell asleep on the train. [ laughter ] jeb bush today said he is the only candidate who has the you know what to go up against donald trump. oh, my god, jeb. you can't claim t

we'll be right back with alison brie. at edible arrangements, we want valentine's day visit a local store or place your order at edible.com today. (music) woman: i'll never remember all the projects, presentations, or meetings i gave up my nights for. (music's drums intensify) but days like this, i'll never forget. get out there, in the 2016 ford escape. be unstoppable. this is my fight song take back my life song dry spray? that's fun. it's already dry! no wait time. this is great. it's very soft. can i keep it? (laughs) all the care of dove... ...now in a dry antiperspirant spray. so my kids don't have to forage, got two jobs to pay a mortgage, and i've also got a brain. i'll be working while you sleep. still don't think i've got a brain? you think a resume's enough? who'll step up when things get tough? don't you want that kind of brain? a degree is a degree. you're gonna want someone like me. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: welcome back to "late night," everybody. our next guest is a talented actress you know from sh

alison brie stops by the show. [ cheers and applause ] of "garbage time" on fox sports 1. katie nolan is joining us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] sports. i'm so excited that she's here to talk to us about her show. but before we get to all of that, this is a very important service we provide on the show.ys, slang terms are evolving so fast that sometimes, it is hard to keep up with them. and so we here at "late night" have decided to give you a little primer and we like to ed in a lause ] >> seth: our first slang term is, "basic." many of you have probably heard someone be described as "basic." so what does it mean?d to describe anything involving extremely obvious behavior, dress, or action. for example, "gina has worn his week. she basic." [ laughter ] now, that's a term you've probably heard before, but there are some new terms that are justcome popular. here's a new one called, "tinderella." it's a term that means, "a tinder date who seems cool until they black out and become a different person." [ laughter and applause ] let's see it in a sentence -- "heather was f

pstill to come, alison brie and pmusic from banners. pin the meantime, pto celebrate guillermo's 45th pbirthday today we built -- when pi say we i do not mean me, kidd pi did nothing for this -- psomeone here built a p432-foot-long margarita funnel. p[ cheers and applause ] pit runs up four flights of pstairs to our roof. pwhat we're going to try to do is phave guillermo pour tequila and pmargarita mix into the funnel, pthen run down the stairs and pmake it here in time to pbeat the liquid down to have a pvictory sip for your birthday. p>> guillermo: okay. p>> jimmy: all right, very good. pready? pthink you can do this? p>> guillermo: i'll try my best. p>> jimmy: go to the roof now so pyou're up there and ready. pthere goes guillermo. p[ cheers and applause ] p>> jimmy: there's a very good pchance that guillermo will die ptonight. pbecause if the tequila doesn't pkill him, running the stairs pwill. pr. kelly did something strange p"gq" released a video in which pr. kelly sings his life pstory, unscripted, he just sings pthe story of his

. >> yeah, dakota johnson, leslie mann, alison brie. >> jimmy: alison brie. >> a hot bunch of hot guys who we get to kiss. >> jimmy: yeah, come on. >> a pretty good day at the office. >> jimmy: and it's you being really fun. with have a clip. here's rebel wilson and dakota johnson in "how to be single." take a look at this. >> in every male/female friendship there's total number of drinks and if you hit that, it means you will definitely have sex. so how many drinks does it take to get you wasted? >> 2 1/2 but maybe 3 if i've eaten. >> okay, and tom is just eight. so you can't hit 11 drinks between the two of you. not one for you, not ten for him. not six for him, five for you. >> if i had more than five drinks, i'd hook up with you. >> my drink number is 27. i wouldn't even touch myself on less than 24. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: more with rebel wilson when we come back, rootmetrics, in the nation's largest independent study, tested wireless performance across the country. hundred fifty three state wins. sprint got two, and t mobile got, zero. for data, call speed, and reliab