yang, and music from amelia moore. with cleto & the cletones. and now, simu liu. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> simu: wow. wow, wow, wow. well, good evening, everybody. good evening, good evening. and welcome to "jimmy kimmel live." i am your guest host, simu liu. [ cheers and applause ] i wish every room i walked into was like this. this is a historic night for the show because i am the first jimmy kimmel guest host who actually has never met jimmy kimmel. that's not a joke. this is actually my third time on the show, and never met the guy. [ laughter ] last time i was a guest, chelsea handler was the host. before that, sean hayes was filling in. and now i'm hosting. [ cheers and applause ] and jimmy's not here. [ laughter ] again. he's actually avoided me so many times, i'm starting to feel like matt damon. [ audience: aww ] feels kind of gross, if i'm honest. this is not unfamiliar territory for people like me. it's just another story of an immigrant doing the job of a white guy, getting paid 900% less. [ laughter ] am i right, guillermo? >> gu

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yang, and music from amelia moore. with cleto & the cletones. simu: wow. [ cheers and applause ] wow, wow, wow. well, good evening, everybody.

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yang and amelia moore.ith danny devito, jameela jamil, and ingrid andress. our first guest is a very funny woman you know from four scary movies, two think like a mans, and hosting one apocalyptic oscar night. next, she stars alongside kevin hart in the movie, "me time." it premieres friday on netflix. please welcome regina hall. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> lamorne: wow, you look fantastic. >> thank you. it's so good to see you. >> lamorne: thank you, i know. [ laughter ] we did a movie together. >> we're neighbors. >> lamorne: we are neighbors. but everything you do, you're great at. [ cheers and applause ] she is. i think i saw a message after i watched "nine perfect strangers." >> did you? >> lamorne: i did, you didn't respond. [ laughter ] >> i think you did, you texted me. >> lamorne: i told you how great you were, you were great in "barbershop," everything that you do. my question to you is, based on another message you sent me, why do you want to kidnap my daughter? [ laughter ] >> oh! [ audience: a

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