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>> jimmy: that's amy schumer from "inside amy schumer." tuesday nights on comedy central.dy of what we do every night. >> it's so weird. the show has been on three years and no one has ever cared and now things are going viral. it was not about anyone specifically. people were like, this is about letterman or conan. no one said you. >> jimmy: huh! >> you're not flirty. no girl is going to -- i don't know why. >> jimmy: let's go through names. >> but i regret doing that like so many times. you know, and it's always just like -- i don't know! i was on vacation. how do i sit! >> jimmy: don't you think america loves hearing about rich people's vacations and how very attractive women were tom boys. >> if you get a private helicopter, hear me out. a helicopter made of diamonds. everyone do it. it's just insane. >> jimmy: i am very excited. in two weeks, you are going to be part of "the bachelorette." the fresh new season. that means you know who they picked. who the bachelorette is. >> it's juan pablo. yes, i know. i have coveted information. >> jimmy: have you told anybody? >>
>> jimmy: that's amy schumer from "inside amy schumer." tuesday nights on comedy central.dy of what we do every night. >> it's so weird. the show has been on three years and no one has ever cared and now things are going viral. it was not about anyone specifically. people were like, this is about letterman or conan. no one said you. >> jimmy: huh! >> you're not flirty. no girl is going to -- i don't know why. >> jimmy: let's go through names. >> but...
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amy schumer is on "jimmy kimmel live". >> ♪ >>> from hollywood!'s jimmy kimmel! ♪
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[laughter] but with allegations amy schumer purves she is not like the rest. there is stuff that may or may not have happened. would anybody like a putting pop? looked at that. look under your seat. what a fun and snack. >> they give for defending them. kennedy: is having a great time. have our panel back to discuss. there they are. i will marry them in the civil ceremony. deal never find yourself in a position to defend bill cosby? back in 1920 was just a comedienne. i see cute stories about going to the dentist. not even when he was not a rapist. all these guys say and a jumper then we comedic police speaking the overview influenced by crosby? >> not representative -- not really i am a generation past i influenced by the guys who were influenced by caused a. but i think some of those are like and i started in the '90s. i was fine with him forever. kennedy: so what did you make of amy schumer take it is up parity but she is in a court of law asking light blue dash checked my she is the defense lawyer. >> it is but a making it seem like everyone in the broom i
[laughter] but with allegations amy schumer purves she is not like the rest. there is stuff that may or may not have happened. would anybody like a putting pop? looked at that. look under your seat. what a fun and snack. >> they give for defending them. kennedy: is having a great time. have our panel back to discuss. there they are. i will marry them in the civil ceremony. deal never find yourself in a position to defend bill cosby? back in 1920 was just a comedienne. i see cute stories...
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, spent on the subject on her brilliant comedy central show "inside amy schumer.live a busy life. the last thing you want to have to worry about is your birth control pill. that's why we're introducing orthoestron, a daily pill with little to no side effects. ask your boss if it's right for you. ask your boss to ask his priest. find a boy scout and see what he thinks. tap a mailman on the shoulder. tell him you didn't mean to starlts him. then ask him if birth control is right now you. put it online and see how many likes it gets. ask an old black man and an asian boy playing chess in the park. then ask them how they became friends because there has just got to be a story there. ask someone who just got one of those cochlear implants and is hearing for the very first time. >> yeah. but can i get birth control? ask jeeves. i'm supposed to ask you, too. ask your mom's new boyfriend. then ask the supreme court. finally, ask yourself why you insist on having sex for fun. i have to go through all this again next month? no refills? >> yep. see you then. >> can i have a
, spent on the subject on her brilliant comedy central show "inside amy schumer.live a busy life. the last thing you want to have to worry about is your birth control pill. that's why we're introducing orthoestron, a daily pill with little to no side effects. ask your boss if it's right for you. ask your boss to ask his priest. find a boy scout and see what he thinks. tap a mailman on the shoulder. tell him you didn't mean to starlts him. then ask him if birth control is right now you. put...
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>> amy schumer. amy schumer. give it up for amy. i believe she actually said to kaitlyn. >> she did. right. she's like could i just have a couple of the -- she said it was like thanksgiving. i'm packing them up in tupperware in my head already, so amy schumer just speaking for us all sort of being the voice of reason on this show. >> and what she did was gave the guys tips. they had to do comedy. >> it was dreadful. >> what did she say to the guys? she's like, you're not funny. >> well, jared. jared kept saying -- not jared. j.j. kept saying, i just feel like i'm smarter than everybody else. she's like, yeah, no you're not. not even close and then okay so then we get to the rose ceremony and jared, who has the rose already, does the jerk move. when kaitlyn shows up, he yanks her away. from the men who have had their time with her. >> yeah. >> then he says like i'm smugness wrapped in confidence wrapped in cockiness wrapped in i just got the girl. he was like a jerk turducken. layers and layers of unkindness. and coopa lost his busin
>> amy schumer. amy schumer. give it up for amy. i believe she actually said to kaitlyn. >> she did. right. she's like could i just have a couple of the -- she said it was like thanksgiving. i'm packing them up in tupperware in my head already, so amy schumer just speaking for us all sort of being the voice of reason on this show. >> and what she did was gave the guys tips. they had to do comedy. >> it was dreadful. >> what did she say to the guys? she's like,...
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and colbert and chris rock and amy schumer and if you are interested in the arts or comedy there's ar: out of all the people you talked to was there one thing that stood out more than the others? >> when i was young, what they told me is it took a long time to get funny. when i was a kid, someone said it takes seven years to find myself. that helped me. i thought it is okay to be bad for a really long time. >> jimmy: which happens and has to happen. every once in a while lightning strikes and you get a teenager eddie murphy or something like that. but it doesn't happen frequently. >> most of us it takes over 40 to figure it out. that made me not as obsessed with making it happen in the moment. >> jimmy: it seems to have worked out. you brought some photographs of yourself -- >> tell the story. >> jimmy: yeah, tell the story before i show the photographs. go ahead. >> this story involves you. >> jimmy: it does. >> i went to see the president speak. >> jimmy: okay. >> it was the day he did mean tweets. >> jimmy: on our show. >> on your show. >> jimmy: okay. when you meet the president.
and colbert and chris rock and amy schumer and if you are interested in the arts or comedy there's ar: out of all the people you talked to was there one thing that stood out more than the others? >> when i was young, what they told me is it took a long time to get funny. when i was a kid, someone said it takes seven years to find myself. that helped me. i thought it is okay to be bad for a really long time. >> jimmy: which happens and has to happen. every once in a while lightning...
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julian mccullough performing at the stress factory this weekend on inside amy schumer as well as -- >night show. >> the tonight show. >> graduated with an english degree and look. teaching english. bill: what do you think of the dad bought? >> i have one. [laughter] so i am going to say it is sought. i think it means you have more important things going on in your life than going to the gym everyday. i don't know why she likes guys the they go to the gym. i've met them. they are awful. >> if you are wondering when someone says to me what is the definition? well, there is no definition. bill: nice. >> they are sexy. other priorities besides looking in the mirror which is an asset. maybe you will ask questions about you. >> no woman wants to be with a man that looks better and more attractive than her. that will never work. bill: really? self absorbed if you have a sixpack. come on. stick around. we will keep talking to you. >> no i'm going to go. bill: thanks. ♪ >> i headed down to the hoagie haven the sanchez, mac daddy middle finger. >> i'm ♪ >> all right. second edition. i headed do
julian mccullough performing at the stress factory this weekend on inside amy schumer as well as -- >night show. >> the tonight show. >> graduated with an english degree and look. teaching english. bill: what do you think of the dad bought? >> i have one. [laughter] so i am going to say it is sought. i think it means you have more important things going on in your life than going to the gym everyday. i don't know why she likes guys the they go to the gym. i've met them....
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rand paul now >> chuck schumer has been talking about a woman's right to choose her own reproductive freedom for decades now. and in 90 seconds his little cousin, amyery word chuck schumer has ever said about it. >> that's right. he can now just said like she said and we'll all get it much more clearly. >> thanks, rachel. >> thanks, lawrence.
rand paul now >> chuck schumer has been talking about a woman's right to choose her own reproductive freedom for decades now. and in 90 seconds his little cousin, amyery word chuck schumer has ever said about it. >> that's right. he can now just said like she said and we'll all get it much more clearly. >> thanks, rachel. >> thanks, lawrence.
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amy schumer, chris "ludacris" bridges, and music from jose gonzalez! here's jimmy kimmel! ♪
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amy schumer, chris "ludacris" bridges, kerry washington music from jose gonzalez with cleto and the cletonesnce again, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
amy schumer, chris "ludacris" bridges, kerry washington music from jose gonzalez with cleto and the cletonesnce again, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
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charlize theron and amy schumer. hi everybody. i'm shaun. welcome to "access hollywood".nd edition. the summer season is officially here and that means the biggest and the best movies are in theaters. returning favorite. laugh out loud comedy. big action adventure and bio pick and romance this summer has it all and we start with a little film with magic to the theater. get the dollar bill ready ladies because these guys can dance. >>
charlize theron and amy schumer. hi everybody. i'm shaun. welcome to "access hollywood".nd edition. the summer season is officially here and that means the biggest and the best movies are in theaters. returning favorite. laugh out loud comedy. big action adventure and bio pick and romance this summer has it all and we start with a little film with magic to the theater. get the dollar bill ready ladies because these guys can dance. >>
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hi, i'm amy schumer, and for years, i've enjoyed excellent breasts and the male respect that they broughtand what white guys like have changed and it's my responsibility as a role model to change with them. wearing swanks means that i can be taken seriously
hi, i'm amy schumer, and for years, i've enjoyed excellent breasts and the male respect that they broughtand what white guys like have changed and it's my responsibility as a role model to change with them. wearing swanks means that i can be taken seriously
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amy schumer, chris "ludacris" bridges, kerry washington music from jose gonzalez with cleto and the cletonesagain, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
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amy schumer, chris "ludacris" bridges, and music from jose gonzalez! here's jimmy kimmel! ♪
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train wreck starring amy schumer and spy with melissa mccarthy.or "nightly business rep" in los angeles. >>> finally tonight, if you plan on having lots of barbecues this summer indejegs isn't the only thing you're going to be suffering from. be prepared for sticker shock too. jane wells explains. >> reporter: holy cow, have you noticed beef prices? memorial day kicks off the summer barbecue season and for many who've suffered through a harsh winter -- grilling is good. >> yeah beef. >> reporter: but this holiday you may find yourself eating more bun than burger. beef prices remain high. in the last month what have you seen with prices? >> skyrocketing. i mean, ther >> reporter: america's cattle ranchers are still replenishing herds after cutting back after droughts in texas and the midwest. ground beef prices are up 14% in the year steak prices up nearly 20%. >> this is like the top quality as far as meat goes. >> reporter: in burbank, california the store competes by kee margins as thin as a butcher's blade. >> every week we have to re-evaluate
train wreck starring amy schumer and spy with melissa mccarthy.or "nightly business rep" in los angeles. >>> finally tonight, if you plan on having lots of barbecues this summer indejegs isn't the only thing you're going to be suffering from. be prepared for sticker shock too. jane wells explains. >> reporter: holy cow, have you noticed beef prices? memorial day kicks off the summer barbecue season and for many who've suffered through a harsh winter -- grilling is good....
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charlize and amy schumer. hi everybody.m shaun robinson welcome to "access hollywood", weekend edition. summer season is officially here and that means the biggest and the best movies are in theaters. returning favorite laugh out loud comedy. big action adventure and biopick and romance. this summer has it all. and we start with the film bringing a little magic back to the theaters. get your dollar bills ready ladies because these guys can dance. fight love a 3 way. can i have both? is tha is that possible? can i they are both the best dancers. >> too much man candy to choose from in magic mike xfl. couldn't pick down the best male dancer with the moves but mostly clear channing tatum and joe manage nell were spiten with each or. you said joe was the best dancer how do you feel the best dancer how do you feel. >> channing the best dancer. that's him humble >> perspective in my pip my friend. that's all about perspective and i like mine from here. >> you make me feel
charlize and amy schumer. hi everybody.m shaun robinson welcome to "access hollywood", weekend edition. summer season is officially here and that means the biggest and the best movies are in theaters. returning favorite laugh out loud comedy. big action adventure and biopick and romance. this summer has it all. and we start with the film bringing a little magic back to the theaters. get your dollar bills ready ladies because these guys can dance. fight love a 3 way. can i have both?...
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amy schumer is on "jimmy kimmel live". >> have a good night ing entries, 150 bucks and an essay of 200r less. the person who writes the essay he picks as the winner gets the house. >> essentially, i have this right, you're only paying 150 bucks. you have to pay the closing costs but you get the house. the guy who set it up says he'll need about 3,000 applications to part with the house at market value. he's found a way to now essentially pay the house off, get rid of the debt, you get -- maybe you'll get it for 150 bucks. >> he got the idea. not the first person to do something like this. there have been raffles, you buy a ticket. i haven't heard of it with an essay before. i wonder what the topic is. >> i think i might submit this thing. >> it's not a bad idea. >> you get the house, 150 bucks, closing costs and i'm putting it right back on the market. >> so then am i competing against you in this essay contest? >> yes. >> it's on. >> that's what we'll be doing in commercial breaks. >> we need to submit, we need to do this. >> as a team? >> we should. >> we've got good writer around he
amy schumer is on "jimmy kimmel live". >> have a good night ing entries, 150 bucks and an essay of 200r less. the person who writes the essay he picks as the winner gets the house. >> essentially, i have this right, you're only paying 150 bucks. you have to pay the closing costs but you get the house. the guy who set it up says he'll need about 3,000 applications to part with the house at market value. he's found a way to now essentially pay the house off, get rid of the...
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>> amy schumer. give it up for amy. showing up and explaining why we all love the show.lief she said to kaitlyn. >> she did. it was like thanksgiving. i'm packing them up in tupperware already. amy schumer speaking for us all. >> and what she did was gave the guys tips. they had to do comedy. what did she say? you're not funny. >> well jarrod not jarrod j.j. i just feel like i'm smarter than everybody else. she's like, yeah no you're not. then, the rose ceremony. jared, who has the rose already, does the jerk move. he yanks her away. he says i'm smugness wrapped in confidence, wrapped in i just got the girl. he was like a jerk turducken. layers and layers of unkindness. and coopa lost his business. he lost it. >> can you imagine the show if he did this in real time? >> in real time? hours. >> she does it on twitter. >> he's like i don't want to be the token man of color. respect. he wasn't talking to her like during the boxing match, he was all up in laila ali's business. >> who is on the leader board? >> jared. jared with the patchy soul patch. >> not the turducken guy.
>> amy schumer. give it up for amy. showing up and explaining why we all love the show.lief she said to kaitlyn. >> she did. it was like thanksgiving. i'm packing them up in tupperware already. amy schumer speaking for us all. >> and what she did was gave the guys tips. they had to do comedy. what did she say? you're not funny. >> well jarrod not jarrod j.j. i just feel like i'm smarter than everybody else. she's like, yeah no you're not. then, the rose ceremony. jared,...
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so i'll just throw to a clip inside amy schumer.to know. >> is it someone's birthday. >> opposite. we're celebrating julia's last day. >> in every actress's life the media decides when you finally reach the point where you're not believably f-able anymore. >> who tells you? >> nobody tells you but there are signs. you know how sally is tom hank pfls love interest in punch line and then like five minutes later she's his mom. >> i didn't get a commercial for arp because the director said i was too old to play larry king's wife. >> anyone remember a little film called titannic, there's only a one year age difference between those two. and they would have had to have hired a 3-year-old to play kate winslet's part and they're probably not allowed to have toddler hanging off the boat. and kudos to maggie gillenhal for talk about s gotta do it" starts now. >>> i'm mike rowe. and i'm on a mission to find people on a mission. >> on a scale of 1-10, how much do you like what you do? >> 25. >> what are they doing? >> freaking me out. >> how ar
so i'll just throw to a clip inside amy schumer.to know. >> is it someone's birthday. >> opposite. we're celebrating julia's last day. >> in every actress's life the media decides when you finally reach the point where you're not believably f-able anymore. >> who tells you? >> nobody tells you but there are signs. you know how sally is tom hank pfls love interest in punch line and then like five minutes later she's his mom. >> i didn't get a commercial for...
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tomorrow night amy schumer will be here, chris "ludacris" bridges will join us, and we'll have musicience bob" pflugfelder who has promised to dazzle us with all manner of weird science stuff. >> jimmy: our first guest is an emmy-nominated actress and person who is about to make a very high profile directorial debut with the highly anticipated movie "pitch perfect 2." >> oh, my god. oh, my god. >> chloe, don't blame yourself. you're a ginger. that's punishment enough. >> this is not all your fault. it's on all of us. >> what are we? a bunch of girls that hang out? >> what's wrong with that? >> if we don't win the bellas are over. this is the biggest challenge that any of us have ever faced. when i worked nine years old my brother tried to sell me fried chicken. >> i will do whatever it takes in order to get us back to the top. >> you mean whatever it takes? >> i'll do that, too. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: "pitch perfect 2" opens in theaters friday, please welcome elizabeth banks. [ cheers and applause ] >> hey, hi! >> how you doing? >> i'm great. >> jimmy: first of all, i got to tell you
tomorrow night amy schumer will be here, chris "ludacris" bridges will join us, and we'll have musicience bob" pflugfelder who has promised to dazzle us with all manner of weird science stuff. >> jimmy: our first guest is an emmy-nominated actress and person who is about to make a very high profile directorial debut with the highly anticipated movie "pitch perfect 2." >> oh, my god. oh, my god. >> chloe, don't blame yourself. you're a ginger. that's...
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with a campaign to make amy schumer the next bachelorette. it seems like it's working.al. >> it would be a rom com. >> it would go out with a bang. >> watch out, men. >>> and just a last little quickie. it's hump day. what do you say? hump -- hump day? how do you say it? it's hump day? how do you do it. >> no pressure. >> hump day! >> there you go. because of that. >> mike, mike, mike, mike, mike. mike, mike, mike, mike, mike. >> otherwise known as wednesday. this guy we found online. we thought it was because of this that he was shaking his tail feathers. according to his owners, he does this all the time. set to irish music. we're sure it's because we're over the hump. keep going, buddy. michael flaherty, watch out. that's "pop news" everybody. >> it is hump day. thank you, lara. we needed that. >>> and we have so much more here on "gma." getting ready to sculpt, sweat, and rock your way to a rock hard summer body. the secrets just ahead. did i say that? come on back. >>> how would you like to win vip tickets to see one of these mega acts on "gma" in central park? and
with a campaign to make amy schumer the next bachelorette. it seems like it's working.al. >> it would be a rom com. >> it would go out with a bang. >> watch out, men. >>> and just a last little quickie. it's hump day. what do you say? hump -- hump day? how do you say it? it's hump day? how do you do it. >> no pressure. >> hump day! >> there you go. because of that. >> mike, mike, mike, mike, mike. mike, mike, mike, mike, mike. >>...
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starting at 9:00 and join us for abc 7 news and jimmy kimmel with tonight's guest actress and comedian amy schumeralong with ludakris. >>> the oakland as are having a turn back the clock day next month and they'll be wearing their old uniforms as they play the kansas city royals. wayne freedman is live at the coliseum with that part of the story. wayne? >> well, it's the image on that t-shirt, actually. the image of a mule and not just any mule a very famous mule. used to be famous mule. >> it's an obscure resting place for what has been a more obscure figure in bay area history, a character so big that it takes two boxes to hold all of them. >> what does it mean for the individual interred in the garage? >> charlie oh. >> charlie oh is a mule. >> not just any mule. ask any oakland as fan. charlie oh. he wasn't down for -- okay maybe you shouldn't ask the fans. most of them don't know the as history like nancy fennelly and she's writing a book about the franchise and a woman who grew up as a teen in the family. enters the mule mascot that move with the team from kansas city and a well known kansas
starting at 9:00 and join us for abc 7 news and jimmy kimmel with tonight's guest actress and comedian amy schumeralong with ludakris. >>> the oakland as are having a turn back the clock day next month and they'll be wearing their old uniforms as they play the kansas city royals. wayne freedman is live at the coliseum with that part of the story. wayne? >> well, it's the image on that t-shirt, actually. the image of a mule and not just any mule a very famous mule. used to be...
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we will be visited by elizabeth banks, amy schumer, paul giamatti, marc maron, chris "ludacris" bridgesusic from jose gonzalez and earl sweatshirt backed up by bad bad not good. join us for that next week. our first guest tonight is a great actor, everything he does is good. in fact, in a way if . his very funny new movie "the overnight" opens in select theaters june 19th, please say hello to jason schwartzman. [ cheers and applause ] >> how are you? >> jimmy: good. you are very beardy. you have a heavy beard. >> thank you. >> jimmy: that's something else. >> more than welcome to reach out during the interview and touch it. >> jimmy: is that right? >> absolutely. not a problem. >> jimmy: i would but i will tell you earlier this week that said beards are filled with human feces. >> really? >> jimmy: you know how they say human mouth is -- dog's mouth is cleaner than a human mouth. >> yes. >> jimmy: a dog's butt is cleaner than a human beard. >> oh, no. well,ly shave it. i moon, i'll take it off if it freaks you out. >> jimmy: i don't feel any germs a all. >> it feels clean. >> jimmy: do
we will be visited by elizabeth banks, amy schumer, paul giamatti, marc maron, chris "ludacris" bridgesusic from jose gonzalez and earl sweatshirt backed up by bad bad not good. join us for that next week. our first guest tonight is a great actor, everything he does is good. in fact, in a way if . his very funny new movie "the overnight" opens in select theaters june 19th, please say hello to jason schwartzman. [ cheers and applause ] >> how are you? >> jimmy:...
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by the way, i saw you in the sketch you did for amy schumer show which is one of the funniest thingsimmy: you are really funny in it. >> oh, yeah. she's amazing. one of the best. >> jimmy: she was here last night as a matter of fact. >> wow, i love that woman. >> jimmy: it is pretty crazy. i mentioned your creds, big mama's house, "private parts" then you are john adamss and then managing mwa. is that intentional? do you always want to play a wide variety of characters? >> absolutely. it is also who will hire me. who will have me along. but, yeah, i see it as part of my job to be in as many different things. i get bored, too. >> jimmy: you do? >> i get bored easily. >> jimmy: do you really? >> with myself. i have to get out of the house and do something. >> jimmy: i look forward to seeing that. in all of them, as a matter of fact. the great paul giamatti everybody, "san andreas" opens in theaters may 29th. we will be right back with "this week in uncensorship. [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by sanuk.com. oints right now. but you'r
by the way, i saw you in the sketch you did for amy schumer show which is one of the funniest thingsimmy: you are really funny in it. >> oh, yeah. she's amazing. one of the best. >> jimmy: she was here last night as a matter of fact. >> wow, i love that woman. >> jimmy: it is pretty crazy. i mentioned your creds, big mama's house, "private parts" then you are john adamss and then managing mwa. is that intentional? do you always want to play a wide variety of...
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. >> the great amy schumer, everybody.cal genius is when it accidentally or on purpose predicts the real theme. that just happened in real life. the part about asking your boss if it's okay to use birth control? d.c. passed a law recently saying if your boss has a moral problem with birth control and you are on birth control, your boss cannot use that as a basis for firing you. republicans in the house of represents just voted to repeal that law in d.c. house republicans just said, yes, your boss absolutely should be able to fire you if you take birth control or if you have premarital sex or if you get pregnant out of wedlock or if you have in vitro fertilization. the push to get congress to repeal that d.c. law to say it's okay if your boss fires you if you fight birth control, that push came from powerful conservative groups from d.c. and is coming from 2016 presidential candidates. ted cruz sponsored the bill to do that in the senate. rand paul now says he supports it, as well. every year the beltway media tells us this
. >> the great amy schumer, everybody.cal genius is when it accidentally or on purpose predicts the real theme. that just happened in real life. the part about asking your boss if it's okay to use birth control? d.c. passed a law recently saying if your boss has a moral problem with birth control and you are on birth control, your boss cannot use that as a basis for firing you. republicans in the house of represents just voted to repeal that law in d.c. house republicans just said, yes,...
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charlize and amy schumer. hi everybody.lcome to "access hollywood", weekend edition. summer season is officially here and that means the biggest and the best movies are in theaters. returning favorite laugh out loud comedy. big action adventure and biopick and romance. this summer has it all. and we start with the film bringing a little magic back to the theaters. get your dollar bills ready ladies because these guys can dance. fight love a 3 way. can i have both? is that possible?
charlize and amy schumer. hi everybody.lcome to "access hollywood", weekend edition. summer season is officially here and that means the biggest and the best movies are in theaters. returning favorite laugh out loud comedy. big action adventure and biopick and romance. this summer has it all. and we start with the film bringing a little magic back to the theaters. get your dollar bills ready ladies because these guys can dance. fight love a 3 way. can i have both? is that possible?
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and i'm going to throw to a clip from inside amy schumer. >> is it someone's birthday?'re celebrating julia's last couple of days. >> in every actress' life the media realizes there is a point when you are not believable -- any more. >> who tells you. >> nobody overtly tells you but there are signs. you know how sally field was tom hank's love interest in punch line or then his mother in forrest gump. >> what about men? when do men get that day? >> i was told i was too old to play larry king's life. >> you don't have to pair a injuriy attic man with a teen-ager woman to make money. does anybody remember a film call titanic. there is only a one year sage difference. dicaprio was 23 at the time but they would have have hired to hire a 3-year-old and you're probably not allowed to hire a 3-year-old, but kudos to maggie gyllenhaal for talking about it. and so kudos to forever young on the ridiculist. >>> i'm mike rowe. and i'm on a mission to find people on a mission. >> on a scale of 1-10 how much do you like what you do? >> 25. >> what are they doing? >> freaking me out.
and i'm going to throw to a clip from inside amy schumer. >> is it someone's birthday?'re celebrating julia's last couple of days. >> in every actress' life the media realizes there is a point when you are not believable -- any more. >> who tells you. >> nobody overtly tells you but there are signs. you know how sally field was tom hank's love interest in punch line or then his mother in forrest gump. >> what about men? when do men get that day? >> i was told...
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amy schumer and john oliver were there. a bunch of world leaders, musicians, actors.great night. i will say because it is tuxedos, it's very fancy. you have a lot of very serious people talking about very serious things, it's not the hottest crowd for performances. tim mcgraw was on the list. a great country singer, tim mcgraw who my wife and i love. he opened the night by playing. he was great. he was wonderful, but again, he and i were talking afterwards. you have sort of just 500 people in tuxedos just -- which i don't think a country singer is used to. and so then over the course of the night, people makes toasts and it's wonderful. and then kanye closed the night. kanye west, who was on the list as well. let me just tell you this about kanye west. over the course of the evening, not one person in their toasts, in the speeches, in talking about the year, had said [ bleep ] even once. [ laughter ] and then man oh man did kanye just make up for it. [ laughter ] even songs i knew that didn't have it in there got it in there. and let me tell you something about kanye.
amy schumer and john oliver were there. a bunch of world leaders, musicians, actors.great night. i will say because it is tuxedos, it's very fancy. you have a lot of very serious people talking about very serious things, it's not the hottest crowd for performances. tim mcgraw was on the list. a great country singer, tim mcgraw who my wife and i love. he opened the night by playing. he was great. he was wonderful, but again, he and i were talking afterwards. you have sort of just 500 people in...
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from mad max fury road to train wreck, a comedy that i star that stars amy schumer, who is at the topantastic film. i think it's the comedy of the year. could not stop laughing. a lot of female driven talent between "inside-out" and minions. >> we love having you on the show because we love talking about the movies and saying the word fandango for a made up brand, fandango you could be on a tv show and keep saying the word and everyone would be fine with that. >> not true of every brand word. i know there was talk about consulting on that and then lisa was too busy despite her expertise on "compton." i want to talk about jurassic world. let's take a look at that. >> something is wrong. they are communicating. >> we're talking about an animal here. >> highly intelligent animal. >> wow. >> yeah this one takes place 22 years after the original jurassic park full of dinosaurs and things go wrong. >> what could go wrong? >> chris pratt is the hero this time, an action star right now. a lot of friends who watch trailer, there's no way i would ever go to an amusement park. >> yes, you would.
from mad max fury road to train wreck, a comedy that i star that stars amy schumer, who is at the topantastic film. i think it's the comedy of the year. could not stop laughing. a lot of female driven talent between "inside-out" and minions. >> we love having you on the show because we love talking about the movies and saying the word fandango for a made up brand, fandango you could be on a tv show and keep saying the word and everyone would be fine with that. >> not true...
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>> amy schumer would be a great "late night" host. >> i'll take it. i'll take it. >> how hollywood from the inside out. it's "the insider" together with yahoo! >> david letterman says good-bye to late night tv. j-law pleading, don't do this! but he has. hi, welcome to "the insider." >> his departure trending hot and so is bill o'reilly. a bombshell article that leaks claims in recorded testimony in his custody dispute with his ex over their two children. >> bill o'reilly's daughter saw him, quote, choking his mom. that's the alarming moment described in new court papers obtained from gawker from the nasty custody trial involving the popular fox news anchor and his ex-wife. >> we got the documents from are a source. the transcript as a whole paints a picture of, you know, a disintegrating household. >> but o'reilly is not having it. releasing this statement
>> amy schumer would be a great "late night" host. >> i'll take it. i'll take it. >> how hollywood from the inside out. it's "the insider" together with yahoo! >> david letterman says good-bye to late night tv. j-law pleading, don't do this! but he has. hi, welcome to "the insider." >> his departure trending hot and so is bill o'reilly. a bombshell article that leaks claims in recorded testimony in his custody dispute with his ex over...
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"trainwreck" is a big, restoring am -- a big comity starring amy schumer. pixar's first original film since " brave." "mad max: fury road" i hear is very good. betty: what about "minions"? paul: that is another coming out for the kids and this is supposed to be a record summer. hollywood needs it. we had a couple of soft years. last year was particularly disappointing in terms of box office receipts. this is the year that theater owners of a big media moguls and hollywood, everybody hopes 20 15 at 2016 to be the figure for hollywood but this is the year then used to pull the movie business out of the doldrums. betty: even though we are talking about $2 billion for a movie like this, how much goes back to the studio? what are we talking about in terms of earnings? these movies are not cheap to make either. erik: "avengers" is north of $200 million. betty: we are obviously not talking $1 billion. paul: typically about half the box office goes to the theater. the result the ancillary revenue streams with home entertainment -- there is all the ancillary revenue
"trainwreck" is a big, restoring am -- a big comity starring amy schumer. pixar's first original film since " brave." "mad max: fury road" i hear is very good. betty: what about "minions"? paul: that is another coming out for the kids and this is supposed to be a record summer. hollywood needs it. we had a couple of soft years. last year was particularly disappointing in terms of box office receipts. this is the year that theater owners of a big media...