andrea riseborough. watch "nocturnal animals" in theaters now. brought to you by the dick's sporting goods foundation. go to sports matter.org to help save youth sports. >> the latest political bombshell. >> they were referring to the senior most government official in russia. >> will allegations that president putin i'm at higher risktwice as likfor depression.troke. i'm 26% more likely to develop an irregular heartbeat. i have a 65% higher chance of developing diabetes. no matter who we are, these diseases can be managed or prevented when caught early on. because with better research, the right medicine, and with doctors who help keep me healthy to begin with, we will thrive. >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live!" concert series is brought to you by the dick's sporting goods foundation. go to sports matter.org to help save youth sports. >> jimmy: thanks to joey fatone, andrea riseborough, and i do want to make an apology to matt damon. we ran out of time for him again. we will try to get matt on the show in 2017. "nightline" is next, but first his

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andrea riseborough. watch "nocturnal animals" in theaters now. to you by the dick's sporting goods foundation. go to sports matter.org to help save youth sports. >> the latest political bombshell. >> they were referring to the senior most government official in russia. >> will allegations that president putin >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live!" concert series is brought to you by the dick's sporting goods foundation. go to sports matter.org to help save youth sports. >> jimmy: thanks to joey fatone, andrea riseborough, and i do want to make an apology to matt damon. we ran out of time for him again. we will try to get matt on the show in 2017. "nightline" is next, but first his album is called "if i'm honest," here with the song, "a guy with a girl," blake shelton! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ sometimes i'm the guy with the boys kicking it back or the guy with the guitar singing on a country track ♪ ♪ i might be the guy with an ice cold can stirring up dust on some old farmland ♪ ♪ when i walk into the party with you, girl you change all that i

from "nocturnal animals," andrea riseborough. and this year in unnecessary censorship. now, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> hi, everyone. welcome to the show, i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for coming. [ crowd noise/inaudi we all appreciate it. this is our last show before the new year. i have to say, it is weird that 2016 was only one year, i feel at least five years older than i did last year. so much arguing and fighting. people keep saying, i can't wait for 2016 to be over. but 2017, that isn't looking so great either. [ laughter ] like the movie alien. 2016 may have been the moment when the alien attached itself to our face, but 2017 is when it rips its way out of our stomachs and tears the ship apart. and as if 2016 wasn't difficult enough, we get news today that america, this country, is facing a whipped cream shortage. i know, just when you thought it couldn't get worse. america, apparently, there's a shortage of nitrous oxide. there was an explosion in august at a nitrous oxide factory in -- well, florida, of course. where else do you th

from "nocturnal animals," andrea riseborough. and "this year in unnecessary censorship."re's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone. welcome to the show, i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. we kno

from "nocturnal animals," andrea riseborough. and this year in unnecessary censorship.[ cheers and applause ] >> hi, everyone. welcome to the show, i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for coming. [ crowd noise/inaudi

from "nocturnal animals," andrea riseborough. and this year in unnecessary censorship. cheers and applause ] >> hi, everyone. welcome to the show, i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for

from "nocturnal animals," andrea riseborough. and "this year in unnecessary censorship."here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone. welcome to the show, i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. we know why

tomorrow night, blake shelton and andrea riseborough will be please join us then. [ cheers and applause ] our first guest is an american treasure. you know him from so many things i would be exhausted to even try to name them. and if you are in las vegas, you can see him live with ray romano at the mirage hotel february 24th and 25th. police say hello to david spade! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how you doing? >> hey, all right. >> jimmy: what's going on? it's good to see you. >> yeah. >> jimmy: how are you doing? what's going on with the shoe box you got down there? >> look at theet [ bleep ] shoes. these, the shoes aren't mine. i wore my wrong ones today. >> jimmy: you did? >> i wore the ones i wear around the house, forgot to change them. then they had these backstage. i think some kid from things" left them. >> jimmy: what is your shoe size? >> micro. is that one? no, it's 8. it's an 8. >> jimmy: you just got -- [ laughter ] >> i don't know. >> jimmy: you finished a major comedy tour. >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: with adam sandler. rob schneider. pick schwartzsen. >> they were the ma

and join us all week with david spade, blake shelton, andrea riseborough, and a big outdoor block partyhich will be a lot of fun. [ cheers and applause ] since she was here last, our first guest made eleven movies, won an oscar and is now legally allowed to drink. she stars alongside chris pratt in the new sci-fi film "passengers." it opens in theaters december 21st. please welcome jennifer lawrence. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very good to see you, you look great will be. >> wow. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: they don't do this for me. this is specifically for you. >> that makes me feel better. >> jimmy: when you walked out i didn't realize because you have that color thing, i thought you almost had an aneurysm. >> i'm really naked, i thought i'd try something different. >> jimmy: last time you were here you were very sick. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you had to get an x-ray. >> i had walking pneumonia. >> jimmy: right, yeah. >> i got an x-ray. my breasts are uneven. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: did the doctor tell you that? or did you figure that out for yourself? >> yeah, the doctors kn

the journey home for the holidays, we have jennifer lawrence, david spade, samantha ponder, andrea riseborough. plus music from blake shelton, phantogram, gucci mane featuring travis scott, and a block party performance by metallica. we're closing downhe street again for metallica. that will be good times. our guests tonight are the new rebels, imperial officers and droids you've been looking for. you can see them all in the new movie "rogue one: a star wars story" >> are you sure this is the way? >> they have landing trackers, patrol squadrons, you've got to keep it in the canyon, keep it low! [ sirens ] >> to the right! >> i don't know, i'm not sure, i don't really come this way. >> we're close, we're close, we know that. >> 35% chance of failure -- >> i don't want to know, thank you. >> i understand. >> now! >> the wind. >> it's going to be right over the shuttle depot, watch out! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: rogue one" opens in theaters december 16th. please welcome felicity jones, diego luna, alan tudyk, donnie yen, ben mendelsohn, [ cheers and applause ] ? [ cheers and applause ] ?

and on thursday, blake shelton and andrea riseborough. please join us for that. let's check in quickly with record for "most wrapping paper worn by a human being." wow. guillermo, when you were growing up in mexico did you ever dream one day you'd be getting wrapped like this in hollywood boulevard? >> guillermo: if i tell you yes, can we stop? >> jimmy: how do you say no in spanish? >> guillermo: no! >> jimmy: well, that's the answer. all right. we'll keep checking back in with making history. yesterday, our first guest woke up and found out he was nominated for a golden globe, and then he had coffee and oatmeal. it was a very good day. he won the emmy for playing hoodie-headed hacker elliot alderson on "mr. robot," please welcome rami malek. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you? it's very good to see you. >> it's great to see you. >> jimmy: i think the last time i saw you was when you won the emmy. >> yes. >> jimmy: i was hosting the show. i was standing just offstage. >> i was there. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and you just walked over to me -- >> it could

we brave the journey home for the holidays, jennifer lawrence, david spade, samantha ponder, andrea riseborough. we'll have music from blake shelton, phantogram, y performance by metallica. we're closing down the whole street again for metallica. that will be a good time. our guests tonight are the new rebels, imperial officers, and droids you've been looking for. you can see them all in "rogue one: a star wars story." are you sure this is the way? they have landing trackers, patrol squadrons. you've got to keep it in the canyon, keep it low! [ sirens wail ] to the right! there's a 26% chance of failure. how much farther? i don't know, i'm not sure. i never really come this way. we're close, we're close, i know that. well, now there a 35% chance of failure. i don't want to know, thank you. i understand. -now! put it down now! -the wind. if you keep going, you'll be right over the shuttle depot. watch out! ohh! "rogue one" opens in theaters december 16. . [ cheers and applause ] ? wow, look at this! [ cheers and applause ] we just got to see that -- the audience just got to see the clip for the