[laughter] thanks, andy. you're the best. >> remember, follow your heart, and thanks for lunch. >> stephen: andy cohen, everybody. [cheering and applause] oh, oh, you. he's right. if i'm not totally in love with mitt, i can't commit, but what choice do i have? he won in iowa and new hampshire. it's over. >> going into south carolina, the big question here is whether mitt romney sew this thing up with three big wins in a row. >> it's all about south carolina. no republican has ever become president without winning south carolina. >> it will really come down i think to south carolina. >> ultimately this is all going to be about south carolina. we all know this. >> stephen: yeah, we all know that. my home state of south carolina is where presidents are chosen and occasionally seceded from. but, i mean, really who is the option? everyone in the republican field has already had their "i'm not mitt" moment. i just wish there was some fresh face, untainted by the process, that could just swoop in and save the day. >

hi, andy. >> hi, greg. high dye anne. >> hi, andy. >> where can people see you? >> imus in the morning and hopefully with a starbucks beer in my hand. >> i think the whole idea of the nonsee through cup is you are not supposed to let people know that. >> now you won't know if i am lying or not. >> john, any last words before you move to los angeles? >> i want to thank you and bill and the band and tom behind the camera and you, greg, proud to be a show i have been a part of. i will watch you 12:00 p.m. pacific time. >> thank you a lot. >> thank you, buddy. >> how is the radio show going? >> you will be. it is the family c

andy, welcome to the table. >> thank you. >> a lot of scandals in the past. why is this one so more scandalicious, if you will? >> i miss seeing him. he was like my best friend. i listened to him talk. a couple of things. remember when first claimed he was hacked and then tweetd that his too he sew was on the fritz but said the toaster was very loyal. there are nights i lie awake and wonder if the toaster is still loyal. the guy i feel bad for in all of this is chris lee. marid congressman from upstate new york. had to resign after he sent a shirtless picture of himself flexing to a woman he met on craigs list. i would like to think he paveed the way for the anthony wieners of the world. >> and paveed the way for just flexing one arm. the left arm. it was his right arm i guess. the right arm flexing is now like everybody does it. >> and the fist. >> got to make the fist. >> could it have happened to a better guy, mike? >> couldn't have happened to a better guy. you have my favorite clip on there where he says if i was giving a speech to 45,000 people and i al

still to come, the half time report from andy vee vee. -- andy levy. he won nothing in life. >> tonight is sponsored by the tall, white rimless hats since the 1820's. >>> let's find out if we have anything wrong so far. hi, andy. >> hi, greg. >> that was so odd. >> greg, you mentioned that daimler apologized right before we started taping. >> yes. >> i assume that's because we told them we were going to expose them? >> yes. when we pursued the avenues with the photo which cost again $2,000, and we weren't prepared to pay. we are not into paying for our pictures. i think they got scared. actually, i don't think we even called them. >> don't kill the myth. by the way, in the past daimler has apologized for worse things than just using the image of a murderer. dana, i guess the point of mercedes using this image is according to the head of mercedes-benz they think car sharing borders on coom mu niche. who thinks that? >> i don't know because now i live in new york and i walk everywhere. i can't hale a cab to save my life. i don't know who would be car sha

>> turks andy. >> happy interest mall skeptics day, greg. >> i am not so sure it is, andy. >> i assumeefer to the fact that even though international skeptic day falls on the first friday the 13th, it is october 13th. >> that's not what i meant. >> you are questioning why it is called international skeptics day when it is not recognized outside the u.s. >> exactly, andy. >> these are all god questions. and in the spirit of international skeptics day. >> i am glad i know this. >> i am not glad. >> and i am glad i know you. >> she is cuter than a care bear trying to craft a my little pony convention. i am here with a reporter from "the daily caller" and he slays audiences with his fine wit. it is tom shaloo. he is the host of funny story that airs tuesdays on sirius xm radio. he is back from his yearly bath. it is my sidekick, bill schulz. sitting next to me is the managing editor michael money that you han. and his readership dies as it is used to swat flies. good to see you pinch. diswried in arts and leisure, we review a cracker jack of a film that looks at harry bellafonte's life. ♪

let's go to andy levy for a pre game report. andy, what is coming up in the pre game show? >> our top story, what should occupy wall street do with the 300 grand is has left? our allstar panel weighs in next. and will a tax from anti-capitalist republicans hurt mitt romney. wait, what? and how have jay-z and beyonce fellowed fellow parents. how some just don't get that celebrities are more pornts. >> thanks, andy. >> greg? >> yes. >> you said you -- we were back from our hiatus, well we did shows while you were gone. >> those were shows? >> yes, we had a lot of fun. >> that's great. i'm happy for you. >> thanks. that's all. >> go away. bores the hell out of me. this whole dry as a martini stuff is wearing off. let's welcome our guests. what happens when you combine the words hugable and cuddly? you get a huddy. and he has made audiences laugh the world over, but richard pryor is dead. so here is dan coder. and -- dan soder and please refrain from feeding him scraps from under the table, bill schulz. and he is a man to be feared with a beard. he is from streetcar negligent .

let's go to andy levy for a pre game report.ndy, what is coming up on tonight's show 1234*. >> get up off of that thing, america 1234* websites go dark to protest what they say is anti-piracy legislation. we will take a hard-hitting look the a harrowing day without wikipedia. and did the men from concordia prove that chivalry is dead? but one man named shiv -- chivalry says he is fine. and a sentence i can't believe i just read for paula deen. >> thank you, andy. >> you know what to do, g, bust a move. >> what? >> have a good show. >> > no, you said you know what to do, g, bust a move. >> i'm sorry. >> i must have miss heard you. >> no problem. bust a move, greg. >> let's welcome our guests. she is so hot that internet porn gets fired for looking at her on its work computer. i am here with meet the boss .tv reporter anna gilligan. she is like a dream. a fiery dream. and even his show "fur" is in the stop 1%. it is dana vachon, new york observer contributor. that's a long sentence. and rock bottom is the social status and the str

>> hi, andy. i have a greg update for you. they had a minor setback a as greg and the other hobbits have been captured by a giant spider trying to return the ring. and by giant spider i mean a regular sized spider. but someone as unnaturally child sized as greg. anyway, shear what is coming up on -- here is what is coming up. rick santorum received 21% of the vote. typically he was polled 6%. his polling is up 11% from 8%, and what is interesting about that is that 20% of that was polled before iowa. these figures clearly indicate there is a 286% no one will be able to understand any of thisment -- this. and herman cain is hitting the road by bus with his 9-9-9 plan. he joints the ranks of thousands of schizophrenic and goth kids. and it is an anti-childhood obesity ad campaign with miserable, overweight kids. critics are slamming the ad and claiming it offers no solution. but research shows a group says a comparable solution does exist, diet and exercise. that group, everyone with a human body since time began. andy? >> thank

>> andy fastow is -- he got very lucky.cut a deal with the government to cooperate after waiting a while -- long enough to get indicted and put in prison for a year. he cut a deal and took ten year prison sentence that was supposedly not reducible. jenne judge felt sorry for him, felt he had been badly treated. so he gave him six years. so i think andy fastow is now -- he is in a halfway house or just about out, usually after six months in federal prison they send you to a halfway house to transition back into this community. so andy fastow has never talked to anybody in the press. certainly didn't talk to me. i don't know what his plans are. i think he is still married. his wife has stuck with him. >> a partnership after her? >> and the kid. i think stealing knows the last of the enron people. >> we are out of time. i want to thank our panelists and thank you all for coming. [applause] [inaudible conversations] >> you got to run? [inaudible conversations] ..

andy cohen everybody. [ applause ] >> that is andy cohen, executive vice president of bravo and hoste studio here. did you know that andy was gay, erica? stephen colbert said -- >> this is breaking news. cbs is all about hard news. >> that's right. >> that's hard news there. >> that's right. >> absolutely. that's a shocker. you were shocked, right, gayle? >> a little bit. >> you thought you and i -- we do. >> i definitely did. >> confuses the issue. >> yes, erica? >> the only story we have this morning. you're here to dish about other items in other news. one of them is the people's choice awards. we're happy with cbs for two broke girls. you know what this is like on both sides. you covered them before when you worked at cbs even. >> i covered many award shows. i have to say, i spent a lot of time at cbs in the morning. i spent most of the '90s on the morning show on cbs. there i am actually in my cubicle at cbs. that had to be in '92. i had a ponytail. yeah. that's me. >> before you leave, you can drop by and see the cubicle. >> seventh floor. still in operation, is that right? ext

in andy's case, it's a rich, eccentric legacy. view of his century reaching from war to watches, politics to paperweights, natural disasters to unnatural doorknobs. he was not so much a man for all seasons as he was a man for all observations. >> he was one of the last living public personages of a great generation. it's a voice that is slowly falling silent. and that's a loss not for all of us at "60 minutes" but for all of us around the country. >> pelley: and he was our connection to the founding values of cbs news. that's the "cbs evening news" for tonight. for all of us at cbs news all around the world, good night. captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org tonight," the most watched entertainment newsmagazine in the world. >>> who is khloe kardashian's father? mom kris speaks out. >> i gave birth. i know who the dad was. >> our take on the new claims. who's lying? >> that's completely not true. >> and is the smoking gun inside these court papers. >>> and cameron diaz looking curvier,

in andy's case, it's a rich, eccentric legacy. view of his century reaching from war to watches, politics to paperweights, natural disasters to unnatural doorknobs. he was not so much a man for all seasons as he was a man for all observations. >> he was one of the last living public personages of a great generation. it could be a silver liningo a very d >>> good evening, i'm dana king. >> i'm allen martin. it could be a silver lining to a very dark cloud still hacking over the housing -- hanging over the housing market. >> a bay area company is buying up foreclosed homes left and right, and it's found a way to turn that problem into profit. but christin ayers shows us, it's not just the company that's winning in this game. >> reporter: this is one of the homes that that company is cashing in on. it won't just be flipped but fixed and in a matter of weeks turned over to a renter who will have the chance to one day own it. >> you pay your rent and take care of your home. >> reporter: he is fresh from the nation's capital. >> we came

the half time report coming up from andy levy. he didn't -- he doesn't watch any porn with the cats there. >> it is sponsored by ard varks. the mammals with the snout, powerful claws, long tongue and a heavy tale. thanks ardvark. >>> welcome back. let's find out if we got anything wrong so far. for that we go to andy levy in an undisclosed location. >> which we will not disclose. might be able to guess from the stuff behind me. >> are you definitely at a best buy. >> yes, i am. wow. good for you. that's 50 points. >> thank you. >> all right, first of all, so dr. keith ab blow thinks newt's divorces would mean he would be a good president. so i'm assuming that here are some other good candidates. billy bob thorton has been divorced five times. larry king and the killer himself jerry lee lewis, six times. but mickey rooney, seven divorces. >> and he is a little guy like me. >> yes. that's why thankful leahy will never be president. >> how littlest. of you. >> i think it is called sizist. >> all right, blondey. >> matt, you think abl

in andy's case, it's a rich, eccentric legacy. view of his century reaching from war to watches, politics to paperweights, natural disasters to unnatural doorknobs. he was not so much a man for all seasons as he was a man for all observations. >> he was one of the last living public personages of a great generation. it's a voice that is slowly falling silent. and that's a loss not for all of us at "60 minutes" but for all of us around the country. >> pelley: and he was our connection to the founding values of cbs news. that's the "cbs evening news" for tonight. for all of us at cbs news all around the world, good night. captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >>> a video that appears to show the u.s. marine urinating on dead bodies is drawing strong controversy tonight in the united states and afghanistan area. now, the the u.s. military is trying -- now, the u.s. military is trying to figure out what is happening to them. we have the investigation that we would like to warn you that the

let's go to andy levy. hi, andy. >> vermin supreme.aid you were wondering about the boot santorum was wearing on his head. >> i was talking brandville. >> know, it was a joke. >> okay. >> joe, i agree with you. this guy is not crazy. he is making a point. and greg, you said he is mocking entitle ment's and he is a democrat. mr. supreme ran in the new hampshire republican primary. >> a good tidbit. >> and we got 43 votes in the general election in 2008. that's countrywide. >> that's almost as much as rick perry. >> it is almost one-third of their state. another 14 votes and he would have had one person per state. you mentioned vermin threw fairy dust on randal terry. i would like to point out that he got more votes than terry in new hampshire on tuesday. he got 831 votes at the democratic primary. >> good for him. >> he finished third, and you know what that means. it is a ticket to ride. >> was huntsman quoting the beatles or grand master flash. >> i don't know if he knows what he was doing. the fact he was still in the race proves som

still to come, the half time report from tv's andy levy. kind of a sad person. >> tonight's half time report is sponsored by fortune tellers. those people who can predict someone's future either using palms or fortune cards. thanks, fortune tellers. >>> welcome back. let's finds out if we got anything wrong so far. for that we go to andyly -- andy levy. >> still recovering from the big football game on sunday. >> how was that? >> do you play some football? you and the gang played some football somewhere? >> i did not play some football. i watched some football. >> i like doing that as well. it is nice, good, neighborly fun. i slice oranges and bring them in a clear bag. >> you are a sad, sad man. >> i sit there and suck on them. >> sad, sad, sad man. but your 49ers lost. >> really? that's too bad. they are a good squad of fellows. >> they are. >> you know how to navigate the playing field with their tools. i can keep going. >> you said the ppp was released and got them up 38-33 running. >> you said romney called gingrich erratic. i thought

andy, welcome to the table. >> thank you. >> a lot of scandals in the past.e fritz but said the toaster was very loyal. there are nights i lie awake and wonder if the toaster is still loyal. the guy i feel bad for in all of this is chris lee. marid congressman from upstate new york. had to resign after he sent a shirtless picture of himself flexing to a woman he met on craigs list. i would like to think he paveed the way for the anthony wieners of the world. >> and paveed the way for just flexing one arm. the left arm. it was his right arm i guess. the right arm flexing is now like everybody does it. >> and the fist. >> got to make the fist. >> could it have happened to a better guy, mike? >> couldn't have happened to a better guy. you have my favorite clip on there where he says if i was giving a speech to 45,000 people and i always wanted to say to myself who goes there and who comes up with that stuff. i was stunned when we found out that we had 30 plus shows with weiner on them. and i knew it was a lot but i didn't know it was that many. i was amazed and

andy bush, i begin with you. will we straighten out greece? will the europeans straighten out greece, will they get their bond deal, will they get their bailout and with can he move on in life for heavens sakes, it's such a bloody bore. >> it is. i'll tell you, larry, what the ecb did in december, flooded the market with money that took away a lot of the liquidity risk. so greece, while it's important, and yes, could end up being a calamity, is not nearly the calamity it was back at the beginning of december. and that's a good thing for the markets. >> and andy, are they going to get the bond deal done, the 50% haircut plus interest rate reduction? does that get done, so we can clear that not sum and jet sum and debris and just get it out of the way? >> yeah, i think it does. and it all came down to the coupon. i think they'll get it at about 3.5 on the coupon and new bonds that will take their debt to gdp and hopefully maintain it at 120% by 2020. that releases the next tranche of 130 billion euros of money so greece can make that payment mar

now to andy levy. what is coming up on it night's show? >> newt gingrich's ex-wife said the former speaker wanted an open marriage. not that ex-wife, the other one. one. we will look at the ballot of ricky perry. and is gossip good for you? between me and you, the guy didn't have a good day. let's just say a certain someone spotted him putting lifts in his shoes. >> thank you, andy, and that's not true. >> isn't it some. >> those were or -- orthotics. that's what i call tiny lizards. go away. >>> well, she is cuter than a baby panda harvesting rainbows and bunnies. i am here with jed daw dye law be law. ind he is so sharp he can trim hedges with his thoughts. it is the could host of the opie and anthony show. and my sidekick, bill schulz. and if fierce commentary were like flossing i would do him every day in front of the mirror. wake up. and all of his words are for the birds. our "new york times" cory spawn department. -- correspondent. good to see you, pinch. >> void and be league erred. there was enough room for a third b-word, but if

andy, welcome to the table. >> thank you. >> a lot of scandals in the past.e fritz but said the toaster was very loyal. there are nights i lie awake and wonder if the toaster is still loyal. the guy i feel bad for in all of this is chris lee. marid congressman from upstate new york. had to resign after he sent a shirtless picture of himself flexing to a woman he met on craigs list. i would like to think he paveed the way for the anthony wieners of the world. >> and paveed the way for just flexing one arm. the left arm. it was his right arm i guess. the right arm flexing is now like everybody does it. >> and the fist. >> got to make the fist. >> could it have happened to a better guy, mike? >> couldn't have happened to a better guy. you have my favorite clip on there where he says if i was giving a speech to 45,000 people and i always wanted to say to myself who goes there and who comes up with that stuff. i was stunned when we found out that we had 30 plus shows with weiner on them. and i knew it was a lot but i didn't know it was that many. i was amazed and

. >> back to john and andy. john, go ahead. >> governor romney, i'm going to stay with you for one moment here talking about regulations. one of your prime new hampshire supporters, senator kelly ayotte has said, quote, new hampshire should not be the tail pipe for pollutants from out-of-state power plants. many senate republicans attack an epa rule limits air pollution that affects downwind states but she and others, including scott brown, joined with the president and senate democrats to block a repeal effort. now, is this an example that's cross-state air pollution rule of fair regulation? something that we in the northeast are very concerned about in terms of pollution? or is this overregulation, job killing overregulation? >> well, i'm not familiar with the specific regulation as it applies to new hampshire. but i do believe that we have a responsibility to keep the air clean, and we have to kind ways to assure that we don't have the pollution of one state overwhelming the ability of another state to have c

. >> thank you, andy. we have gotten a ton of viewer e-mail here. mostly it is about you. it is all wanting to know if you followed through on your new year's resolution to sell all of your cats and become a dog person. >> i did not. >> you did not? >> no. >> so you dropped that entirely? >> my resolutions were dead by like 12:06. >> well thank god you didn't follow through on that one. and i also want to say i was just talking to my mother, god bless her. she is almost 93 years old. i thought i was going to be doing this show this evening and subing for you. she looked at me as a 93-year-old person does, and she cocked her head and said, andy, is that the young man who always talks to gutsman and complains all the time and never smiles? she is a fan otherwise. that's what i'm talking about, and that's what she is talking about. >> thanks, mrs. baker. >> i think the senior citizens in this country want you to lighten up. >> it is not going to happen. >> let's get to the half time report, shall we? half time, well, let's see how we are doing. frankly it looks like paul is a

panthers rookie cam newton will replace manning and andy dalton will replace brady.keling is not going to the buccaneers. he turned them down and wants to stay at oregon. i bet you nike had something to do with that. also, kentucky no longer -- they are the new number one team in the land, previously ranked syracuse who had the number one ranking. they drop to number four in the recent polls. love the london fletcher story. that's the neatest thing i've >>> president obama's tribute to singer al green is going from viral to mobile. ♪ i'm so in love with you >> last week the president sang those bars from the song "let's stay together" at a new york fund-raiser. the white house turned the president's rendition into a ring tone. it became available for download today. you can get it for free on president obama's re-election website. do you think they edited out all the applause there? >> on the ring tone? you need na in there, though. otherwise it's al green, i guess. >> will na translate to laces? really? slip-on's the way to go. more people do that, security would be

fourth quarter, andy dalton to jermaine gresham. terrell suggs hits him from behind. pollard recovers. ray rice then ripped off his second touchdown. it was 24-16. last play here, actually this is ray rice right here with the touchdown. he is gone, 51 yards. 24-16, the ravens win. ray rice, another monster game, as the ravens win the a.f.c. north division championship. >> when defense does something great like that and get a turnover, as an offense you want to pay them guys back, and you want to pay them back with a touchdown. you know, we had guys coming over saying, man, just get us three. no, we want to get you seven. >> and they did just that. the ravens with the week off, will play their first playoff game a week from sunday, january 15, at 1:00 at m&t bank stadium against either denver, houston, or the steelers. houston, one of the two wild card games on wbal-tv 11 on saturday. it's followed by detroit at new orleans.

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kevin landerbegan for the national telegraph and andy smith from the university of new hampshire and james pindell for wmur.com. james, we hear a lot about the undecideds, people who switch their vote. independent flavor in new hampshire. is that real as we head into tomorrow. >> it's real and happens every cycle. we go into the last two days and we're hours away from the first votes in dixville notch and according to our last polling by andy next to me, 56% of new hampshire voters are still making up their minds, they were as of last night. it's real and they're trying to decide, brett, if it's not mitt romney, maybe they made up their minds months ago, then who. secondly, if they want to be to the winner, our station showed 78% of new hampshire voters believe mitt romney will win tomorrow so maybe they want to go with the winner. >> we talked about trends and where things are headed. your last poll, what are you seeing trend wise? >> we're seeing romney slipping and that typically happens with the front runner in new hampshire. other than that, we see a little bit of a rise for hun

you know, andy grove, the former ceo of intel said it well. he said those of us in business have two obligations, one, that's undebatable, we have a responsibility to the shareholders that put us in our place. but he also said there's another obligation that i feel personally, given that everything that i achieved in my career and a lot of what intel achieved in its career were made possible because of an economic climate created by the united states. all these folks on stage are business people first and they are looking at the bottom line, but they also feel good about the fact that they are restoring hope and creating jobs here in the united states. and that is part of the responsibility that comes with being a leader in america. responsibility not just to the shareholders or the stakeholders but to the country that made all this incredible wealth and opportunity possible. that is the responsibility that we all have to live up, whether we are in the private or public sector, whether we are in washington or we are on wall street, the more am