>> [laughing] >> andy and kara have made a radical choice.y're unhappy with the progress rosie was making at the local state school. >> hurrah. >> so they've decided to travel to florida, for a tailor-made education program, which will train them how to teach rosie at home. >> if we could have more, you know, even basic communication, you know, that would just blow me away. >> [laughing] >> but for the price tag of 17,000 dollars a year for the program and travel costs, they're relying on stunts like this to raise the cash. they've got lucky, a national news channel has picked up on the story. >> i join 100 women getting their kit off for charity. tell us how you came up with this idea, then. >> well, i thought, "what can i do that will really create attention?" so i thought, aha, 100 naked women forming the word autism. eight tall people on the "i," please! what are you doing, the "u"? >> ladies, what letter are you? >> we're "t." >> "s." >> "a." >> "t." [laughing] >> soon, they'll be photographed by helicopter, spelling the word "autism" fo

andy mccarthy wrote a piece about this. i think where that argument is wrong is that it is not just phone records now. you have devices that have gps tracking. they can track where you made the phone call. snowden hinted that we have no idea the extent to which they are sur veiling our records if it is only phone. also i think the warrant that was issued by secret court has to be examined. where was the reasonable probable cause? what is the reasonable basis for a warrant that dragnets millions and millions of law abiding citizen information? >> absolutely. andrew, welcome to the show. first time here. >> i am in way over my head. 4th amendment? who knows the 4th amendment? >> the bar you have to clear to be better than bill is super low. so don't even worry about it. 4th amendment and all of that stuff aside, what do you think of this guy snowden? hero? villain? somewhere in between? >> i don't care if the government spies on me. i don't get why people are so -- i actually -- the more nervous you are about the government s

let's go to tv's andy levy for the pregame report. andy, what is coming up on tonight's show?> thanks, our top story, alec baldwin goes on a twitter tear, and the shocking story that everyone knew would happen some day. and a new app tells you where your friends are so you can avoid them, sign me up. and finally what happens when we send bill out to interview andrew wk after he drums for 24 straight hours? hopefully the rock star has enough strength to pick him up by the throat and disembowel bill. wrap it around his throat and choke the life out of him, greg? >> just one corrections. >> what? >> 24 feet. >> i think you are wrong there. >> well, we will -- why don't we cut bill open and find out? >> capital idea. >> exactly. a human piniata, let's welcome, our fox news contributor -- do not do that to the people. and if comedy was a piece of dough, italians would pound him black and blue. in kansas, he is a dart board and i would ride him with a friend in the park, sitting next to me tucker ca eer carlson, anr and chief of the -- the lede, that's the first story. i think i spe

so i'm a little taken back by the fact that andy said that. -- >> well, just let -- >> go ahead, scott. >> what he -- i just want to clarify and add a little more to what he said about it. he talked about decisions being made that led to the bankruptcy itself, not the culture of enron, but the bankruptcy itself. >> right. >> and remember that enron went on its sort of death spiral beginning in october 2001. jeff skilling left in august. so if those were the decisions that led to the bankruptcy, as andy fastow says, then skilling was indeed gone, and that's his point about skilling not being to blame. but there was a lot that was wrong with the company, as he said. there was a lot of misleading going on, and probably everybody from top down can take some blame for that. >> well, it's clearly one of the biggest tragedies in corporate american history, and a lot of people still feeling the ramifications of it today. thank you all. ladies, thank you for joining us today. scott, good job as always. >> thank you. >>> so what happens when a board of

answer the question, andy! >> i don't -- >> you might want to cut over to me and say that doesn't make any answer. >> yes, he. >> greg: if you have abuse of. >> friendly fire is a mistake, not abuse. >> greg: let's say, okay, who brought -- >> who brought down the towers, greg? >> saying it is on purpose? the friendly fire -- >> greg: i'm saying when something goes wrong you don't immediately shut everything down. >> exact comparison to the irs. they are getting the questionnaires from the irs and the people that get them can talk to the media about them and i don't know why it took them to long to o do that. the problem with this is it is all secret. >> yep, yep. >> lauren, you were talking about a yoga news segment you did on the show a long time ago. >> i know you eraised it from your memory. >> i believe we still have the tape. ron, can we roll that? >> please, please, please. >> i'm just kidding. >> for the yewers at home. >> i honestly thinked when you did that. >> greg: the viewers are so angry with you,

andy bush, and the american enterprise.have a pretty spirited argument, dave malpass wants them to taper out and get out of the bond market. what should they do? what should they do? >> that's hilarious. on one say, all of this bond buying isn't doing anything. they start talking about taper. the market collapses and i think bond buying has been exactly the right thing. i would have preferred to see the fed a much clearer communication strategy with much clearer goals and there was a ton of uncertainty regenerated by that bernanke press conference, i want the fed to keep buying those bonds and i want a clear communication strategy until we see much better growth and much better job gains and it's way too soon. >> way too soon. that was my initial argument last eaching and jeff, welcome to the show. what is your assessment of the stock market jeff right now? we talked a lot of macro stuff. what's going on inside the stock market? give us some advice of how to play this? >> it's really fragile, larry. we saw this inconsistent

h hi, andy. >> hi, greg, how are you? >> i'm doing great. >> fantastic.g, you said death is a symptom of caffeine intoxication and caffeine withdrawal? >> yes. >> it is not for either. >> i figured if i didn't put that in there it wouldn't be as interest. i don't think that is a lie. you don't? >> no. i call that flavoring. >> really? >> i call it news flavoring. >> interesting. >> you sle a little on every story. >> it is like baco in the salad. >> if you doibt -- if you don't like it, pick it off. >> so it is a lie? >> no, it is flavoring. >> so basically my job is take out the flavoring? >> exactly. >> even off camera. >> imogen, you seriously have never had a cup of coffee? >> never had a cup of coffee. >> knee either. >> you either? that is the strangest thing i have ever heard. >> there you go. >> yes, but you drink your coca-cola like a weird owe. >> andy, you are over 40. drinking like a sugary soft drink is weird. >> i don't like coffee and i need the caffeine, damn it. >> how can you not like coffee? >>it is horrible. it is a horrible taste. >>

. >> reporter: he can thank luby and andy aczel. a san francisco nonprofit provides high-tech training and employment for people on the autism spectrum. >> i have seen them blossom and seen their self-confidence increase. >> reporter: luby and andy are tackling a high unemployment rate. they say more than 85% of adults on the autism spectrum do not have a paying job. >> they never get a chance because they don't do well in the interviews because their disability is not intellectual, it's social and communication. >> reporter: the specialist guild is training several interns to test websites for software problems. they say it's a perfect autistic people because it's technical with low social interaction. the interns work for three companies that pay $12 an hour. luby says the goal is for businesses to hire the interns permanently. >> they give us a project and then they're blown away about how good our guys can do these projects. >> reporter: jeffrey, who has a history degree, thanks andy and luby for giving him high-tech skills. >>

>> thanks, andy. kind of a cheap shot against "morning joe," andy. >> i'm sorry. >> that was a compliment. >> then keep calm and shut up, greg 37. >> go away. let's welcome our guests. she's so hot they use her tears to de-ice runways. it's fox business network anchor lori rossman. look at you. he's so sharp jewelers use his thoughts to cut diamonds. it's will ron, deputy editor of "the daily caller." glad you combed your hair. his book "the lizard king," it's an e-book actually. it's like a book with an e in front of it. whoo n. guam it's in crayon. it's amazing he's still alive. if he were a protein bar i'd devour him after a sweaty workout. sitting right next to me the great actor and comedian nick dipaolo. >> and now here's the winner of america's next top angry little man. >> wow. would seeing a shrink bring them back from the brink? yes, feeling low makes them blow. terrorists, it seems, are driven by low self-esteem. at least that's what some florida high school students are being taught. in fl

i will tell you, andy.hen the revolution does happen, it is going to be because somebody stands behind what they say instead of denying what they say in these back rooms. >> see what i am saying, andy? did you just think he was a guy at the post office yelling at you? give me a rolf stamps. >> this is what i imagined having john mccain on the show. >> no, he wouldn't be that angry. >> it is an argument over bingo. >> irs and tens of millions of dollars in refunds. this story is unbelievable. on the other hand, you don't know how this is happening. are you really shocked to find that there is incompetence going on? >> oh my god, no. i am not shocked we are all funding the incompetence with my $25,000. it funded that incompetence. not shocked. appalled, but not shocked. >> we were all shocked to hear how much money you make. wouzers. holy toledo. >> i would like to see the face you made when you realize she had said $25,000 and not $25. >> what was your face? >> it was that. that was accurate. >> do you think

let's go to tv's andy levy for a pre game report. andy, what is coming up on tonight's show? >> our top story, secret man caves found in an epa warehouse. secret man caves found in an epa warehouse. sorry, i just like saying that. secret man caves found in an epa warehouse. and who has been having trouble locating receipts to see how they spent their money? yes, that one. and finally, some female israeli soldiers in hot water after posing nearly naked on facebook. the story so shocking there is a decent chance we will get to it tonight. >> thanks, andy. >> you becha. >> isn't secret man cave the name of your anti--perspirant. >> no. >> i thought it would be cute to ask. >> it was dumb and stupid and dumb. >> that's two dumbs and one stupid. >> that describes you perfectly. >> perfectly. >> let's welcome our guest. she is so stunning that cops use her picture to tas criminals. i am here with the first time guest, god help her. she is former criminal prosecutor faith jenkins. and his lips just landed the role of the life boat in the titanic musical. it is comedian paul mccurio.

thanks, aerobics. >>> back to andy levy. we have the post game report. hi, andy jie.i, greg. >> straight to president obama and charlie rose. dana, greg asked if the nsa story was blown out of proportion or if obama was impeached and you said you are going with the former. could you be a bigger rhino? >> no, i couldn't. i am actually the biggest rhino you will ever meet. r-h-i-n-o. but i am sensitive about my weight so layoff that on tv. >> my bad. >> "p" rino. >> there is no h? >> i just came up with that. >> dan you said you have erotic e-mails betweenment -- between us. >> they are a bunch of liars. >> strong words. >> don't take on my passionate e-mails like that. i put a lot of effort into those. >> i would like to say for the record i have not gotten a single one. >> you will, starting tonight. >> that was the point of me bringing that up. will, you said general alexzander's uniform looked like something from gilbert and sullivan. it is army dress blues. >> and he wears a uniform because he is an active duty four-star general of the. >> how are you an active dut

it was through andi, my friendship with andi, i first met michael. when andi left air america radio, it was because she went to iraq. she left to go to iraq at the height of the iraq war. she was working for the national democratic institute and she was ambushed and killed in central baghdad. she was returning from a training session on electoral politics and the role of political parties and the convoy she was in was ambushed and she was killed. i'm on the advisory board of the andi leadership institute for young women which was set up in her name to further the kind of things that andi believed in and that she gave her life for. michael hastings was andi's boyfriend when she died. he was also living in baghdad at the time. he was writing for "newsweek" magazine. he was just devastated when she was killed. when he came back to new york for the memorial we held for andi, i literally did not know who he was as i stood there talking to him even though i knew him pretty well. i could not recognize him face to face. he was so contorted with grief. michae

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i heard that andy is sleeping with randy's candy.h, that is so horrible. well, who's winning? >> andy. randy's already bleeding. >> hmm. [ crash ] >> uh-oh. let's go see. come on. >> hey, renee. where you going? >> i'm going to get my first pint of blood. [ both laugh ] >> all right, okay, so what's your favorite movie? >> um, "soul plane." >> what? >> no, i'm just kidding. "glory." >> oh, mine, too. okay, um, favorite singer. >> male or female? >> both. >> uh, little richard. >> what? ernie. >> no. natalie cole and nat king cole. father and daughter, just like you and me. >> oh, well, let's not jump to conclusions. >> oh, come on, now. i don't need no blood test to tell me. it's clear i am your father. >> well, no, right now, we're just two people with a lot in common. >> [ chuckles ] >> hello. >> hey, miss edna. >> [ chuckles ] >> excuse me. am i interrupting? >> no, miss edna. i was just leaving. [ chuckles ] >> well, i'll call you with the results, okay? >> okay, daughter. >> daughter? [ chuckles ] does that mean -- >> no, it doe

hi, andy. >> how are you?ing great. >> i have lost my monitor so i cannot see you. >> you know what, you are missing out on gorgeousness. right now i am smiling. >> i will have to take your word for that. >> america gets it right now. look at me. >> i can't. have i to read these things i -- i have to read these things. greg, putin said he would like to not deal with these issues. then you said actually there is no fleece and the man is a more ron. i dare you to say that to his face. >> i wouldn't. he would beat me up and i would like it. >> yes, you would. second of all he was echoing the 17th century poet who wrote or shear swine, all cry and no wolf. also there is a breed of pig that does have sheep-like fleece. >> i believe i dated one in the 80s. >> i believe you might have. rick you said this for russia. they should enjoy their moment. are you some kind of comme? >> i am not saying. >> that's not funny. >> sorry. >> i don't trust rick. >> faith, you said if you so believe what you stand for, why run away?

now to andy levy for a pre game report. w45 is coming up on tonight's show? >> our top story is the upcoming my little pony movie too sexy for kids? i believe shep and megyn and brett lead with this story. and issues i will completely disagree with. and the latest trend sweeping away young lovers in japan. eyeball licking. i have a quick announcement to make. >> what is that? >> eating a wendy's spicy chicken sandwich may have been a bad idea. >> it is a bad idea for sitting around you. >> there is no one around me. >> well, you are a lonely man. but the cats smell everything. bye. let's welcome our guests. she is so hot she can fry apartments -- ants with her eyeballs and she does that from time to time and it is immoral. fox news contributor jed jedediah bila. and he is a wildly successful comedian with fans all over the country. but jim norton was already on earlier this week so we got comedian joe derosa. >> you have used that one before. >> i know. in delaware he is a rest stop. my repulsive sidekick, bill schulz. and if fearless reporting was a lawn mow

hi, andy. >> hi, greg. hopefully this goes smoothly. hard out. >> i should probably get started. tom, you said were you audited several times and what is the point because you can't get blood from a stone. maybe you should take it as a compliment that they think are you so funny that you are not making more money than you are. >> true that. >> good point. >> you asked why lois lerner is not going to jail. probably because she hasn't been charged with anything. >> she will be. >> stick leer. >> none of this matters by the way because the new acting irs commissioner says it is an unfortunate vestige from a prior era. >> so is the irs. >> bam. >> you liked that? >> i did. >> epa's fake employee. you said you were richard windsor in many chat rooms ? >> none of your business. >> i chatted with you once. i was ashley staple ford. >> oh, ashley. that thing you do that was amazing. >> i remember it being a productive chat. your porn name is your first pet and last night was the street you grew up on and not the town. >> pet? >> the name of the

if my cat married andy's cats would they raise the kit tens jewish? >> people should have that discussion before their cats marry and they never do. you can't let the scat decide. that's not fare to the cat. >> and what happens is the cat usually rebels and then becomes a crazy joint ekenkar. >> and what if the cat's cats snuck off without telling andy cat. >> lets ay be honest. this is an impossible dream because a cat cannot consent to marriage. a meow does not mean yes. >> sometimes it does. >> no matter how much peanut butter you've got. and a cat, let's face it and andy will admit to it, but a cat does president love. it strategizes. when it is in your apartment it is calculating how to survive. what do i have to do so this thing doesn't eat me. >> it is an add veer care y'all relationship. cats hate humans and humans hate cat for the hatred. >> you should be able to marry a dog. they are needy and dependent. >> i think you should be able to marry a dog. >> i want to hear this. i am opening a can of ring worms. >> if a cat you are married until d

. >> how you doing, andy? >> good, i met you at the state fair last year. >> yes, i remember. >> and i didn't even know i was looking for a pillow and you saw me and said, "i need to talk to you." and i gotta tell you, thanks, you know? its changed my life. it's changed the way i sleep. [laugh i sleep, i think, is the big thing. >> it's a miracle. with your big shoulders-- there's a lot of people already like you. you have all kinds of problems because of, you know... >> and i'm a side sleeper, i've always been a side sleeper. my arm falls alseep... not anymore. >> not anymore. that's amazing, yeah. that's why i love some of these pillows, because of stories like yours. >> i take it with me everywhere. >> right, right. >> it's been to texas twice, arizona... >> right. >> it didn't go on one trip. >> ...that went well for you. >> and, well, it didn't work too well. the first night i was down there-- it's two hours away to my wife's folks and, uh, it didn't make it. i woke up, you know, after an hour, two hours,

>> mtv, time to go back to andy levy.or the post game report. >> thanks, greg. >> you are welcome. >> trash talking in new jersey sports, that is how the story was framed, but that's not what it is. you said it's punishing thought crime. i agree that it could go to the state attorney general is awful, but you do not have a natural right to say whatever you want while playing on a high school sports team. they can set limits. >> yeah, the school can set limits orks fairness and right, by the way have you noticed it keeps pushing me furtherer and further. >> i don't know what you're talking about. >> um... congressman says fbi is with terrorism mcdonald you said, sorry i have to call you mcdonald. >> i got it. i got it. >> okay. >> don't do that. don't do that. >> all right. >> you said when greg uses a phrase short ship your mind wanders right? >> i don't know what a shrimp is. rightfully. >> it's short. it throws me. >> yes. >> all right. >> shrimp d is a further qualifier. >> short? >> 20 years from now they're going to

>> thanks, andy. i want to point out you have a bald man perched on your left shoulder. >> that is jeremy. >> is it? when did this first happen? >> he has been with me all day, greg. >> have you seen a doctor? >> ever since you started working on the other show you never pay uh tinges sp -- pay attention in the office. >> does it hurt? >> no, it feels good. i am thinking of getting another one because it is a little unbalanced. >> or ask him to perch on the other shoulder. >> he can't do that. >> we do not want to see that. >> let's welcome our guest. she is so hot that doctors take her temperature in kelvin. she anchors on "imus in the morning." i say that lovingly, no i don't. he just quit his job at the buffet to star as vampire number six in the lost boys musical. it is jesse joyce. great jacket. >> thanks. >> get one that fits. in hawaii he is a spit roast. it is bill schulz. and he is so tough that pick up trucks drive him to work. sitting next to me the first time guest micro, the host of the -

let's bring andy out here. where is andy? how are you doing? cheers and applause ] well, it is wonderful to have you here. >> thank you, jimbo, i appreciate it. >> jimmy: just jim is fine. thank you. >> sorry, my bad. i know you're paying tribute to the institution of spelling tonight and i think that's great. you know, i think spelling is important, especially in today's world of text and twitter, you know, there's so many emoticons and emojis and immodium a.d.s or abbreves, as you like to say. >> jimmy: i don't really say that. >> spelling matters. so my fake rap band wrote a song called "spell it out." >> jimmy: it's about spelling? >> it involves spelling. a lot of it, and we are hoping that educators all over the world can use this to help stupid kids or something. >> jimmy: let's take a look. ♪ yo it's the lonely island we got my man yorm cheese in the house ♪ ♪ and me you know who the "f" i am if not let me spell it out. d-u-d-e-t-h-a-m-o-n-e-y-a-s- d-i-d-g-h-t-g-u-s-t-o-n-c-s-h-h- i-n-t-i-h-t-g-u-s-t-o-n-c-s-h-h- i-n-t-i-n-t-o-n-l-y m-a

let's go to andy levy for a pre game report. stop shaking your head and tell us what is coming up on the show. >> the senate passes a senate reform bill. some say hooray and others say boo. and president obama said he will no after snowden. where does he think she? benghazi? and would you like fries with that corpse? one funeral home with a drive through option. >> would you like frys with that corpse? were you in a hurry today and didn't have time to put effort into this? would you like fries with that corpse? >> i think it is a lovely joke. >> would you like fries with that blank is probably a lead you would see on any kind of on-line blog. >> or a little show i like to call "red eye." >> more like a big show i call "red eye" with greg gutfeld. >> go away. >> you go away first. she is so cute kittens watch videos of her while they are at work. kittens have jobs. thanks, owe obama. it is michelle fields. and he is so sharp that sword swallowers consider him their biggest challenge. it is kurt loder. in portugal he is considered

it is time to go back to andy levy for the post game report. hi, andy. >> hi, greg. >> how are you? >> i'm doing great. >> let's see if i can change that. we will be up loading our computers. you apparently think more is law named after dudley moore? >> yes. >> mary tyler moore? >> sir roger moore. >> our best fling. >> and third best bond. it was actually the co founder of intel. you said you have a problem because of the lack of sex. are you sure you are a politician? are you a former politician at this point? >> am i a former -- yes, yes. >> you are not running anymore. the only running you are doing is up a mountain. >> i sensorred myself. >> he is running after -- >> ladies. >> he is an actual runner. >> but he likes the ladies clearly. he likes to kiss them on the mouth. >> i am in a wonderful relationship. >> you said he is brilliant, but a bit of a nutter. >> that's fair. the number of things this guy has invented is amazing and he is one of the smartest human beings alive. but he has made a bunch of predictions that haven't come true. >> exactly that. and it was fascinating

let's go to andy levy for a pre game report. andy, what is coming up on tonight's show, you jerk? >> nice to see you started off with a lie. the leaky geek speaks, but does what he say wreak? we will take a peek. and a psychic ordered by a judge to pay $7 million after falsely telling police a texas couple had a mass grave on their property, but can she foretell whether or not we will get to this story? probably not. and miss utah explains the existence of pay inequality between men and women. if by explain you mean a bunch of words put together mean nothing to human kind. >> that's rough on her. >> i feel bad too. >> you know what, i think she did a better job than you would do under similar circumstances. >> you are probably right. and fills out a bikini better. >> i wouldn't go that far. >> thank you, sir. >> no problem. let's welcome our guest. she is so hot that superman shoots her from his eyes. i am here with business and political strategist. and he is so sharp that excaliber pulled him from a stone. his latest book is called "the end is near" and is going to be awesome. h

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york and andy is in washington i will start with read this go around edward snowden hero a traitor i think is a coward. he didn't disclose anything that was not commonly known. everything he disclosed the congress had full knowledge of as legal so i think at the end of what he did not get into quoting the few good men but what he did cost lives and i think what he did put us in danger and. discloses sources and methods and operations and it doesn't it actually causes a debate that i think that constantly going on it's a healthy debate the reason you have congressional oversight is for situations like this i think he took it upon himself to try to make himself a hero and i do not think he is a hero and what do you think larry i want to pick a third option if i can which would be an enigma and i have been reporting on edward snowden and his history how he got to where he did how he got classified information how he got a job at the cia and frankly there are still even with reports in the washington post even with the guardian's own report the guardian who had direct access to snowden a

now to andy levy for a pre fo game report. what is coming up on tonight'ssc show? >> thanks, greg. that was dangerously close to libel. our top story, last week weld y told you about the coming man who says an fbi faces ofe globalism was offensive to muslims. tonight kind of joke we won't be hearing during tonight's show. and taco bell tests new branding for its product replacing the word neat with protein as in, man, that taco bell protein just made me sick. >> thank you. it will be a challenge doing this anthony wiener segment sense we have paul mccurio. >> i know. it is never going to happen of. >> it is not going to happen. it will go to predictable, stupid puns. >> we can drop those out and it will be like he was never on the show. >> and it will be three minutes and we will have to put stuff in there like a funny comedian. >> do you want to help here? >> we will welcome the guests

what andy just said. >> yes. by the way daniel elsberg stuck around for trial. >> i think it is electronic now and it is so easy to leak. back then you had to pass envelopes to people. >> you know who is really getting hurt in all of this? the ma nell law envelope industry. >> and the pumpkin patch farmers. >> that's funny. >> i don't get it. >> they used to drop off the noetts in the pumpkin patch -- the notes in the pumpkin patch. >> my ignorance was betrayed no. >> the worst part are to you, greg, when you are caught skulking in the garages you can't claim you are working on a big story. >> that's why i have a manila envelope and a pumpkin with me. >> something about a hole in the pumpkin, but no. jim carrey disuh vois "kick ass2" and you say he is a

let's go to tv's andy levy for a pre game report. andy, what is cupping up -- cupping up? what is going down is what i meant to say. it has been a long day. >> thanks, bro.ng u coming up on the big show, acra 8-minute locrazy woman videos long racist rant at a dunkin' donuts. bonus points if you can guess she is from florida. >> and the scandal is entering the second week which means itt is time to take a hard-hitting look of the blog of the former girlfriend of leaker snowdenment and our -- snowden. and are twitter and facebook places for nare -- narsassists 1234*. >> why do you hate on florida? >> i am not hating on florida. >> youida. say you are surprised racists are from florida. >> it was more the crazy part.art. i enjoy the crazy. >> let's welcome our guest. s she is so hot that fire alarmslh pull her to get attention. i am hereei with harris falkner. the pros call her f-r-w.w, saturdays and sundays on fox newschannel.wsch and he is so smart that to s.a.t.'s take him to get into college, joe pollack, author, political common tater and brightbart commenter in chief.

i am done. >> are you really andy? >> yes, i am. >> special thanks to lori rothman always a pleasure bill schulz anthony fisher, good job, and jim norton. where will you be, jim? >> tomorrow night interviewing black saabath live. >> opie and anthony? >> on sir yous and youtube and google. >> bye. the factor is on. >> bill: the o'reilly factor is on. tonight: >> with respect to the internet and emails this does not apply to u.s. citizens and it does not apply to people living in the united states. >> don't control -- troll through a billion phone that is unconstitutional and violates our privacy. >> bill: where do you stand on the issue? it is confusing. we will clarify it for you tonight. >> you are not allowed to go into that data until they have a particular warrant signed off on by a judge. >> bill: the surveillance controversy is dividing both political parties both like john mccain and newt gingrich support surveillance while rush limbaugh and glenn beck oppose it we will have extensive report on that.

let's go to andy levy for a pre game report. andy, what is coming up on tonight's show? >> i think that was dangerously close to libel. our top story, last week we told you about the congressman who said the faces of terrorism ad was offensive to muslims. plus anthony wiener's poll numbers are rising. that's exactly the kind of joke we won't be hearing during tonight's show. and taco bell tests new branding for its product replacing the word neat with protein as in, man, that taco bell protein just made me sick. >> thank you. it will be a challenge doing this anthony wiener segment sense we have paul mccurio. >> i know. it is never going to happen of. >> it is not going to happen. it will go to predictable, stupid puns. >> we can drop those out and it will be like he was never on the show. >> and it will be three minutes and we will have to put stuff in there like a funny comedian. >> do you want to help here? >> we will welcome the guests no i. lets -- now. let's go. >> her day job is getting bad men off. and at night the same thing. i am here with defense attorney remi

and add to that the fact that he's -- if you were some sort of andy griffith-style folksy country lawyer, maybe, maybe you could think you could pull that off, but this guy can't pull that off. it was just -- >> the question is this -- >> pathetic. >> who tells a joke in their opening statement off the topp at the expense of the jury! he's basically said you guys, you are all the only people stupid in enough in central florida to have never heard of george zimmerman and that's why you're on the jury. >> that's the point, joe. >> way to win friends. >> mocking the jury. >> and that's crazy. >> walking to the jury and saying to them you're a bunch of ignorant dopes. if i were george zimmerman i would fire my counsel and move for a mistrial right now. i would fire my -- seriously, fire my counsel. you can't start a -- your defense by mocking the jurors who are going to decide your fate. it's insane. >> i was explaining in law school, i'm sure you did it too, you do the mock trials, and they -- you do the trial and then they make you sit on the jury. >> right. >> i was saying, even there, af

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