let's go to tv's andy levy for our pre game report. andy, what is coming up on tonight's show? >> is the white house considering funding for police in public schools? i hope so. and are you ready for tv's who know who is watching them? and finally is beyonce totally cray? the answer is yea. that is y-e-a and not y-a-y. you guys dust me. >> what? >> sorry, that was for greg. >> i was wondering why my prompter said go away, andy. >> forget it. >> i met her back when i was a hotshot young surgeon headed to l.a. my car broke down in rural south carolina where she used to swim naked in the county lake. i am here with author and columnist jedediah bila. and i met him when i worked as a fact checker. he introduced me to cocaine and we have been pals ever since. it is the deputy editor of the daily caller. his book is called "the lizard king" and i met him when dealing with a family wear wolf curse. now he goes by bill schulz. and he once helped me change my parents' life for the better. it was by a time machine built from a delorean. and his stories are outrageous, but at least he is

. >>> back to andy levy.t game wrap up. >> how is the tweeting going? >> please follow me because no one likes me. >> come on you have like eight million followers. >> ridiculous. what is your twitter address? >> dan where will you be this weekend? >> i will be at mcgwire's in bohemia new york on friday and saturday. >> where is bohemia? >> long island. >> mike? >> a bunch of stuff coming up, i will post-it on twitter at mcmoynihan. >> sounds thrilling. >> if you are not that excited about it, why should america be? sometimes i wonder. this segment is lame. >> we should change it up. how about something called one more thing? >> that would be a great idea. >> maybe i will do banned

>> we will close things out with a post game wrap up with tv's andy levy. >>> back to tv's andy levy. post game wrap up. >> will, i am guessing there is something you want to say to your boss, tucker carlson? >> yes, i would like to apologize to my athletic and bril yept boss, tuck -- brilliant boss, tucker carlson. >> she crossing his fingers. >> dana, what do you have? >> i just realized i didn't have anything. >> you know what i am doing, shaming you. >> sherrod and i get confused with each other all the time. like me and laura ingram. >> and i saw you did not correct the person. >> i know. >> you are a sea of lies, aren't you? >> but the thing is i always cop up to it within a week. >> well that makes it okay. sherrod, what do you have? >>

i am andy levy.ws out of brazil where a cat has been arrested after being caught attempting to struggle contraband into a prison. he was caught crossing into the main gate with a cell phone, earphones, drill bits and a file taped to his body. a prison spokesperson says they have no leads at this time as the cat has refused to talk. although the cat is white they refuse to speculate about possible racial motives in the case. and they were not pleased when this reporter asked if the prison was named paw shank. that was a fox news alert. now back to "red eye." >>> this is an amazing story. it is the first time i have seen a cat used as a mule. >> i have never seen somebody try to kiester a pussy. >> that was disgusting. >> we will see if that will stay in edit. >> well, it is a cat. >> yes, it is a cat. >> saws, drill bits and cell phone. but no drugs. it sounds like somebody forgot to check that cat ss. that cat's ass. >> tragic. >> just drill bits, wide drill bits. >> maybe the cat was helping them br

for that we go to andy levy. hey, tv, andy. >> hey. >> not asking you. not asking you.ing me what? >> how you are? >> i'm fine, thanks. >> i said i'm not asking you. >> you did. >> i didn't. >> what are you not asking me? >> a court of appeals strikes down the ban on sex offenders using social networks. you seemed upset greg introduced you as a sex offender and a dad. it was the dad part. >> i don't want the kids to know that. jay you don't want any of the ladies -- >> you don't want any of the ladies that may be watching. >> the ladies that watch, i though them all by name. >> move on, andy. >> imogen, you said britain is following america in allowing sex offenders on social net, woulds? is that correct? or in stoping them? >> we tried to stop them. but then the courts overturned the rules. >> that's hard to believe. >> that's why i was surprised. >> they also have quite possibly the guinness book of world records pedophile. >> but he was a great entertainer. >> he looked like jackie rogers junior. >> and gary glitter. >> and we start with the hair. >> greg, you said s

let's go to andy levy for a pre game report. andy, welcome back. what is coming up tonight other than your vomit? >> our t story, can a teacher sue a school for discriminating against her because of her fear of small children? apparently. plus, is tonight the last time we will ever have to talk about lance armstrong? hopefully. and finally, can a business owner fire employees because of their political beliefs? absolutely. greg? >> mailing it in. >> whatever, greg. i am lucky i'm conscious. >> when i satisfied -- when i said maling it, i meant m-a-l-e. because are you a male. why do i try with him? let's welcome our guests. she's so hot that firefighters rush to save people from her. i am here now with carrie keegan. and it returns monday. if you don't watch it, it is satan. and he is so bright that staring at him will enduce blindness unless you are already blind. it is kurt loder. and in belgium he is considered whipped cream. my sidekick, bill schulz. and if fearless reporting was a family inheritance i would blow him on a yacht. sitting next to

still to come, the half time report from our own hoda, tv's andy levy.onight's half time report is sponsored by messages in a bottle. the form of communication where a message is sealed in a container and released into the ocean. thanks message in a bottle. >>> let's see if we haven't gotten anything wrong so far. andy? >> how are you, greg? >> i'm doing all right. >> i'm fine, thanks. >> why should i ask? >> every damn time. i am just going keep on asking. >> then you will just keep asking. >> i am exposing what you are to our viewers much as you expose yourself to our viewers every night after the show. >> can't argue with that. >> neanderthals or as bill likes to say -- bill, let me tell you something it if you will do a t sound instead of th you should say nayandertal and not neanderthal. >> good for you. >> he corrected your correction. >> that's why my name is called schulz, but i don't have a t in my name. you don't say zozart you say mozart. you say naz you say nazi. >> for the kids at home. >> also it is pronunciation and not pronounce-iation. >

for that we go to andy levy. hi, v neck. >> how are you doing, v neck. >> i am doing okay v neck. >> trillion dollar coin. you mock the idea, greg's idea this would be a giant coin. but shouldn't it be -- if it is not we might confuse it with a quarter and give it to a homeless man. >> you want it to be the size of a quarter because in addition to paying down the debt you also want to have the option of playing magic crane with it. if there is a gameboy in the container that you want, you at least want the option. >> you wouldn't spend a trillion dollars to get a stuffed animal. if there were a gameboy in there you might. that's just economics. >> are you not really up on the portable video game world, are you? >> no, i guess i am not. do they not make gameboys anymore? >> i guess not. it has been a longtime. >> you compared this to giving money to a heroin junky. i get the analogy, except the point of raising the debt sealing is to pay off the debt we have and not incur future ones, right? >> if we do that -- i

still to come, the half time report from tv's andy levy. a fraud. >> tonight's half time report is sponsored by coziness. the state of warm, comfiness involving thick clothing or a blanket. thanks, coziness. >>> we are back. let's find out if we got anything wrong so far. for that we go to andy levy. hi, andy. >> i'm good, thanks. >> that's right. we edited out the part where i asked how you were. they didn't hear that. >> to save time. >> yes. >> but now that you brought it up again -- >> we just actually made the segment go longer than we needed to be. >> we sure did. >> maybe you shouldn't have responded to something that was edited out. >> watching cute videos makes you aggressive. sherrod, you said they make you hate i illegal immigrants and you want to hold them and cuddle them. >> the animals i want to cuddlement the immigrants i want to kick. that's why i said illegal aliens. that counts mexico and space. i don't care. >> will, you don't like that money was spent on this study, and you noted that we used to cure things like polio. >

post game wrap up, tv's andy levy. clips of recent shows, fox news.com/red eye. >>> back here at 5:00 p.m. eastern time. "the five." a new "red eye" returns harris falkner, liz mcdonald. >> tv's andy levy post game wrap up. >> greg. >> john, xm radio, still

just look for me. >>> andy levy post game wrap up. >> thanks, greg. what is imack's bottom line? >> it is a column we write. we break some news for once and that is about aig suing over the government's rescue. >> they seem like lovely people. >> they are charming. >> harris, where is a good place for people who want to ask questions and get some answers. >> twitter because i love to tweet. >> excellent. >> i'm fine. >> no, bill, are you not. >> anthony x how is the old radio show going? >> the opie and anthony show, 6:00 to 10:00. get up early, complain about getting up early and then go home and bask in my wealth. >> you are so good at basking. you really are. you live the lif

now to andy levy for the pre game report. what is coming up on the pre game sport? >> should we stop penalizing smokers? a troubling report coming up and a bipartisan group of senators proposes sweeping immigration reform that calls for identifying people here illegally and eating them. the shocking story is straight ahead. and a family claims to find a pet tortoise missing for 30 years, but do they eat it? stick around to find out. greg? >> thanks, andy. >> you got it. >> hungry? >> what's that? >> are you hungry? gee i had the flu for two weeks, greg. basically turned into a saltine because that's all i could eat. now all of a sudden all i think about is food. >> buck up, little man. >> i'm bucking. >> let's welcome our first guest. she is so hot she could bake a cake with her face. we welcome remi spencer. and jaime wienstein, one of the authors of the great book "the lizard king." and in thailand he is considered a coupon, my sidekick, bill schulz. >> i am a cute pon. >> shut up. and if fierce commentary was outerspace many rich men would enter him in the near f

still to come, the half time report from andy levy. he has no friends. >> tonight is sponsored by snowplows. it is used to clear the roadway from sidewalks and parking lots and more. thanks, snowplow. >>> we are back. let's find out if we tbot anything wrong so far. let's go to tv's johnny cash. >> how are you? >> i have a suggestion, greg. >> yes? >> we have pinch every february 29th. >> but that's a leap year. >> wait a minute. >> but that's a leap year. >> that's something bobbie brady would say. >> and then we hope that at least the next february 2 fineth is a saturday -- february 29th is a saturday. >> but we don't have a show on saturday. >> if we did there would be a fire. >> i would burn. >> exactly. >> a doctor making sleep optional. lauren you said not being able to sleep is awful. you are always looking forward to ambien pretty much anywhere. i don't know if 20 minutes before the show is a good idea. >> i thought this was working out well. i might not be able to remember it tomorrow. nick you said your wife snores like a pir

let's go to andy levy. so andy, a big lead story for you today? >> what's that? >> the cat story. i did it for you. >> i recaused myself. >> you can't recues yourself. this is the most important story for you perhaps ever since you started the show 20 years ago. >> i wrote an entire monologue on david frum. >> i would like to hear that. >> i will show you. i will have to cut it way the hell down for the show. >> do you want to do that now and then get to the first story? >> no, that's okay. cats. rick, i will start with you. you said this study was from france. it was done by the smithsonian biology institute in washington, d.c. which i will grant you seems a lot like france these days. i will tbif you a pass. i will give you a pass. >> i actually think there is a france part of this, isn't there? we look at the real details. >> some of the numbers the smithsonian used were from an earlier french study. >> some of the cats were french. they were trapped in imaginary litter boxes. . >> a lot of vacation time. >> they wanted to move to belgium. >> they like to be tickled. >> you men

tv's andy levy has been struck by the flu bug. we don't know when he will be back. filling in for andy is the daily beast cultural news editor michael moynihan. dupreist fer mike or -- do you prefer mike or michael? >> mike is fine. >> i like mike. >> mike, what is coming up on tonight's show? >> thanks, mike. did a newspaper gun owner map lead to a theft. mike baker who lives at 521 west 85th street and unarmed tbifs banter. and a new poll shows 12% of pakistanis have a positive view of the united states. experts suggest that in the future we fire troans full of local -- drones full of local -- lollipops and gummy bears. and last the right wing facist is here for her comments. >> thank you very much, mike. two flaws in the opening tease there. no one will ever believe i will be unarmed, and no one will ever believe i will buy a place in the mid80s on the west side. >> i will fact check. >> let's welcome our guests. i am here with gerri willis. she anchors the willis report at 6:00 p.m. eastern time on fox business network. jaime weinstein, the daily caller senior ed

let's go to andy levy for a pre game report. hi, andy, what is coming up on tonight's show? >> our top story, is it okay to use kids to make your point about guns? apparently depends on what your point is. and a wisconsin high school teacher teaches a course about white privilege. watch your back because you might get smoked, loc. and a teacher trying to get her job back after being fired for her porn star past loses her appeal. well, not to me she doesn't. >> you disgust me. >> you are not happy to see me? >> knot -- not particularly, no. i am too sick to deal with you right now. >> let's welcome our guest. >> they never get that right. she's hotter than a time square rolex. i am here with columnist and fox news contributor. jedediah bila. if hilarity was a bike tire i would pop in twice a month. and in germany he is a yoga mat. my sidekick bill schulz. anyway, she is so sharp she sleeps on a dart board. next to me kennedy special correspondent as well as reason.com and reason.com tv contributor. and they will try to make you think that his stories don't think. our new york

for that we go to andy levy. >> hi, greg, how are you? >> you know me. >> i ray don't.t. >> i don't think anybody should. >> maybe if you came to the mixers more often. everybody comes to the mixers but you. >> they all leave with different parts. >> that is true, my friend. >> it would be good if you came to one of the mixers. >> when is the next one? >> 2020. >> i will be there. >> you said we are all focusing on the accept, but is it a good ad? you don't think it i is cute. >> glad you like it. i think it sucks. >> andy hates jamaican. >> quite the opposite. ah-contrare. >> talk, greg. >> what? joy -- >>> joe you said it is a bad ad and again i think it is too. the po nie t is that the beatle makes you happy. i bought three after seeing the ad. >> isn't that the way commercials work these days ? >> it is an effective commercial. >> it is called a soft sell. >> that's what you want to do in the super bowl ad. >> i believe that's what the mad men call it. >> i don't understand the jar done. >> did anybody catch it? >> who is that? >> you lived in evening land, didn't y

still to come from andy levy who is googling something right now. >> tonight's half time report is brought to you by pickles. vegetables that acquired a strong taste from being preserved. thanks, pickle. >>> we're back. let's see if we got anything wrong so far. hi, greg. >> hi, andy. >> it is all over your face. >> i know why. >> judge rules texas school. harris, how do we know if they are tracking them on school grounds as they say they r. i believe it is something i like to call trust, harris. when the governmentals me something i believe you should try it sometime. >> does that require a response? they should put something on the screen that says -- i won't even say. >> of course i am kidding about trusting them. the same government that lied to us about landing on the moon would certainly lie about something like this. >> you will get there eventually. >> you say it is like a truant officer which is maybe true, but more icky? >> no, i think everything when it is updated through technology seems icky. but for the most part it is an extension of what we have already had, just a little m

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let's go to andy levy. >> how are you?> i'm fine. >> touch and go. >> that's your motto, isn't it? >> it really is. on any public transportation. >> touch and go. you will never catch me. >> are recession babies prone to being delinquent teens? you said this study smacks of telling people they shouldn't have children during tough economic times and it is almost pro abortion. but to be fair there is nothing like that in the actual study. some people might look at this study and decide, oh, i am not going to have a kid now. but you can't blame that on the researchers. >> it is getting so much attention. the actual numbers seem so incon shaw qen shall. inconsequential. i won't concede that. but it seems like there is always this reason not to have kids and not to bother and don't bring a child into this world. it is over populated and all of this crap. >> you sold me. >> good. >> you imagine if the study came out and said the booming economy -- >> if are you going to have five, now is the year. >> if it said like the opposite

andy levy.nd he lives in a bush bit underpass -wúe >> this always happens in 197s we said america was going to be dead there was going to be starvation, population bloms, everybody said we're going down but we keep coming back. we're number one. >> i'm tired of hearing we're going down. let's get there. >> okay. >> we're no longer the super power. and i've been hearing from little kids that white people goring to be in the minority. when is it going to happen? i want to be a minority. in fifth grade, i'm not going to be a minority until i'm in my 70s. not going to be any good then. >> with that jacket you are a minority. you're a strange little man. >> can you concentrate on the fact we're doing a show? >> do you want my patriotic response? >> yes. how about yes. >> honest? maybe it's not such a bad thing to not have to be the super power and in the to have to bail everybody out. that is my fiscal conservative answer. my patriotic answer? china lies about money. europe probably isn't going to be

well, andy levy is not crazy. he has a gun. >> this is my hometown newspaper. i lived in west chester county. it was kind of a resource there. i am just glad they didn't put out the information for who subscribes to the feminic boutique. then i would have had a problem. >> you just added yourself. we will need specifics like a street address, numbers? >> if you read the police blotter it is like cat up a tree, dogs barking. that's coming from my house, the dogs. >> not on the weekends. >> it caused more outrage in the country than in west chester itself. that's what you could say about what happened in newtown. that's the apple picking pumping land. nobody that it would happen. my reaction working here at fox business and living in west chester, it is like we care about it more here than we do in the county, but the fact is that is the danger. >> a more usefulness is who are the crazy people and where do they live? >> that would probably be illegal. those records are sealed. >> here is the thing. they are not sealed. >> i am moving on before rob makes up more s

andy levy if you are watching, i feel your pain. trying to talk over this man is just impossible. he acts like it is his show. >> elementary schoolkids, this is insane. i do have to say that cat video in the beginning was amazing. i just have to throw that in. but richard you had the best comment and why is that? you brought the blame right back to barack obama with that hand gesture. i am your biggest fan. you are right. he owns responsibility. this is another reason he should be impeached. let me add that inment. >> or at least suspended. if the other kids are being suspended we have to suspend him. >> exactly. i really, really like you, richard, by the way. i think you add to the show. >> you are barking up the wrong tree, jedediah. >> there is a reason you don't have a boyfriend. >> two can play this game. >> jedediah, can you tell me who is your favorite musical performer? >> don't get started, greg. >> sara mclaughlin. he is making some side of ridiculous point. >> as usual. >> what's your favorite? >> barry manilow. >> i love barry manilow. >> i think we found shopping budd

see you back here >>> i'm andy levy in for greg gutfeld who is out with the threw. which i have too, but i'm not a baby about it. tom, what is coming up on tonight's show? >> thanks, andy. coming up, the usa continues to be number one about everything even things people don't want to be number one in. will astronauts go to mars? probably not. and because of the number of players clouded by the doping scandal there will be no one inducted into the baseball hall of fame this year including the ones all but certain, lance armstrong. lance is scheduled to sit down with oprah for a tell all, but will it improve his chances for a cooper town retirement? too early to tell. andy? >> thanks, tom, but lance armstrong is not a baseball player. >> not anymore. he has been banned for life. >> no, he actually he is a cyclist. >> good for him. he will have plenty of free time. if riding a bicycle were a sport i'm sure he would excel at that too. >> thank god you have a fact checker tonight. see you later. let's welcome our guest. i am here with tokes news -- fox newschannel anchor

now to andy levy for a pre game report. what is coming up?overnment's problem? it might be the answer to my debt problem. and do college freshmen think they are better than they actually are? it is first year students and no freshmen you sexist pigs. fine, that didn't answer the question. no you didn't answer the question. and what british rocker might get an airport named after him? i gave you two hints, and you would not want him to be an air traffic controller. tonight a third hint. it is ozzy osbourne. >> andy, you noy what night it is. >> what's that? >> it is gillis nice. >> i have no idea what are you referencing right now. >> i am referencing our sweater. >> i know that. i don't know what you are referencing with those names. >> i am not old like you, greg. >> you want to talk about dub step, i'm your guy. he was the -- go away. are you biting into my time. she is so hot she gives third-degree burns to fire. i am here with author and columnist jedediah bila. and he is so cool his leather jacket owns a leather jacket. it is the chief a

andy levy, post game. >> thanks, obama. >> carrie, is it true big morning buzz live has been compared to meth? >> oh yes, well it is dangerously entertaining and super highly uh district tiff and you can't quit. >> sounds good. i hear have a birthday coming up? >> yes, have i a birthday coming up next week. >> last word to you. what is the greatest thing in the world? >> that is hard to answer, but the greatest thing in the world is the devon townsend project. >> he is coming on "red eye" in a month. >> bye-bye, andy. the o'reilly factor is on tonight. >> health reform law becomes legs in america. >> lower cost for families and for businesses and for the federal government. >> not true, mr. president. the government accountability office says not only will obama care cost the government a lot of money the enormous federal spending will eventually collapse the entire u.s. economy. this could be our last warning. lou dobbs will analyze. >> this is the president, i think, who has drunk the kool-aid. he is feeling right now high on his own power. is that true? is president obama becoming

tv's andy levy is in bed with the flu. so filling in was author, columnist and one of the newest fox news contributors. she has the pre game report. jedediah, what is coming up on tonight's show? >> our top story, after years of lying to us, lacks armstrong -- lance armstrong has admitted to doping. in an effort to get back in the game he is dying to hear your forgiveness. and a conservative juice bar owner charges liberals a dollar more. is it fair? is it smart? and why do they worry about libertarians. and it has all self-respecting adults sick to their stomach. college students are turning to sugar daddies to pay their tuition. i will not speculate as to what they will give in return. back to you, tom. >> let's welcome our guest. >> i met her back when i was a sports agent in the mid-nineties. she taught me the human head weighs eight pounds. i am here with the children's rights institute and the director of the law fair project. and i met him during my days as a nascar driver. he says no one goes to the outside on turn

i'm andy levy. i will see you next time or possibly not because i am ill and may not be here tomorrow and greg might not be here tomorrow. who knowgrs what will go on. >> bill: the o'reilly factor is on. tonight: >> the president is going to act through executive orders, executive action that can be taken. >> bill: is president obama conducting an unprecedented power grab? the factor has been investigating and we have some very interesting information to give you tonight. >> if you are tired of hearing about the problems over and over again with in hope, no plan, no real dissolutions, well you have come to the right place. >> bill: glenn beck will be here. what happened when he tried to buy al gore's far left network? and why is beck embracing the libertarian philosophy? >> i would push for this to be our next president. shoe over barack obama. >> bill: also tonight jesse watters on new year's eve nuttiness. >> we just saw lady gaga. >> are you kidding me? >> we just saw lady gaga. >> are you freaki

this is the host of the panel, andy levy, who begins by speaking to ambassador john bolton and then movese fox this reporter sandra smith. >> sandra, you agree colleges need to run their in, is like a business and maximize their return, as our morality should play no part in this? >> no one is saying it is immoral to invest in a clean coal company or its domestic energy company. to just attack all of these companies without any research that it appears they did not do much of, then that is immature and irresponsible. i will stick by that. >> so no climate change whatsoever as far as you're concerned. >> to this day, there is not a consensus among scientists. >> that was fox is reporter sandra smith. ambassador john bolton was not included in that clip. christian parenti, can you respond? >> that is just fox news defending fossil fuel industries. my concerns about divestment -- i think it is great there's mobilization, but we have to be realistic about what is going on. one of the problems of the idea of stripping the social license to operate from fossil fuel companies is a place in to so