. >> he loves his super heros, our own mighty avenger in disguise, andy levy. she is the former advisor to the uk ministry of defense and the marketing editor at large, meeky k. mikey k. and his jokes make my abs hurt in a good way. sitting next to me is my chocolate teddy round and your lightning round diva, sherrod small. >> hash tag jedi! >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. hey, greg, you real hot.

not bad for andy levy. thanks, jedediah, andy levy and joanne -- and alex marlow. why does it say morrow? you are fired teleprompter. flight 370 ended in the southern indian ocean. >> finally, a definitive answer to the missing jet, an answer that we gave you last week. we'll update our factual reporting tonight and bernie goldberg will address the media chaos o. >> what happened to this flight? what's your theory? >> jesse watters asking the folks about the jetliner and how the massive media coverage has affected them. >> congressman paul ryan has been trying-to-ryan has been trying to pass himself off as the republican expert on solving poverty. >> also tonight the usual race hustlers attacking congressman paul ryan for telling the truth about poverty. george

it is tv's andy levy. and he was once fired for washing his limp bizkit t-shirt at the panda express. you can see him on comedy underground. it is on comedy central on may 31st. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. i would give uh thought, greg, but i'm not sure you would know where to put it. >> making them squeal is her appeal. 2016 is still 10 years away, but that's not stoping us at "red eye" from endorsing joan knee errnst for president of the world. she is running for u.s. senate and this uh macing ad was -- amazing ad was just released. >> i grew up castrating hogs on an iowa farm. when i get to washington, i will know how to cut pork. >> mother, soldier, conservative. >> my parents taught us to live within our means. it is time to force washington to do the same. to cut wasteful spending, repeal obamacare and balance the budget. i am joan knee ernst and i approve this meetings because -- this message because washington is full of big spenders. let's make them squeal. >> that's amazing work

i'm andy levy, have a good weekend. don't do anything crazy. this.ight, at 8:00 p.m., we're going to start. >>> hello, everyone. i'm andrea tantaros along with bob beckel, eric bolling, dana perino, and brian kilmeade. it's 5:00 in new york city, and this is "the five." >>> last month, president obama made this declaration at the national prayer breakfast. >> promoting religious freedom is a key objective of u.s. foreign policy. and i'm proud that no nation on earth does more to stand up for the freedom of religion around the world than the u.s. of america. >> he said promoting religious freedom abroad is a priority for america. now, today, he is abroad in saudi arabia, and a lot of people including a bipartisan group of

and now we have tv's andy levy. andy, how are we doing tonight? >> we are doing all right. >> and next to me, comedian jim norton. his special, american do general rete is -- degenerate is available at jim norton.com. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> we start tonight with an international news. russia took crimea, and it also gained control of ukraine's combat dolphins. this is a real story. the sea mammals were being trained to defend against enemy divers and go on attack missions. they were planning to outfit their heads with knives and pistols and other weapons. they are on the cutting edge of defense. meanwhile, belgium has trained animals to patrol their waters. >> afraid to get her hind end wet. >> first of all what was that? crimea sounds like a name a drug dealer would name his daughter. >> it sounds like a soccer team. you do my job reading the international news and it sounds like a soccer team. >> it looks like crime with an a on it. we care no i -- now that the dolphins are involved. >> nothing says military defeat -- i

it is andy levy. and six different types of contaminants in his beard. next to me, gavin mcguinness. look at him. something is happening to his urethra. his movie "the brotherhood of the traveling rant" is available on netflix. i watched it. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. wow, greg, how much have you been drinking? >> thank you. on your dvd for your movie you should have my endorsement, i watched it. >> "i watched it" greg gutfeld. >> i think it is good enough. they threw a flag on the flag. they put panic before patriotism, fear before freedom. brace yourself because it is time for -- >> yes, a federal appeals court ruled that officials at a california high school acted properly when they ordered students wearing american flag t-shirts to turn them inside out during sin co day -- cinco de mayo celebrations. the school is a san jose suburb and they had a problem between white and latino students on that day, and the court decided that officials' worries about racial violence was more than freedom of expression. how does the cat feel about

andy levy. and if joke wring -- jokes were popcorn he would come in a bag, probably alone in the movie alone. sherrod small. >> hash tag red eye. >> if musical genius was the sand he would be in the sahara desert. he is best known for being the drummer of a notable group called the police. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> greg, i will never forget that summer where you taught me to be a man. >> that's nice. sherrod, i just want to point out this is a member of the police you don't have to run from. >> don't touch my weave for no reason. darn it. >> it is official. we have too many planets. nasa says its kepler telescope has discovered a bonanza of 715 new worlds outside our own solar system. a planet terry scientist called the discovery, quote, the mother lode. adding we almost doubled just today the number of planets known to humanity. there go my taxes. some of the planets are inhabitable where it is not too cold and too hot. people are wondering what could the worlds be like?

it is tv's andy levy. and i am as tickled as hot third grader at woody allen's house. first time guest and i have never said that out loud. his latest and greatest book came out in january. it is called the baby boom. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. remember, greg, intellectual, you tower over everyone. >> it is a word you read, but never say. >> he used laughter to sell disaster. it is day whatever of -- >> obama-apacalypso gate. >> it is the big story we will forget by tomorrow. president obama appeared to urge young people to sign up for obamacare. let's watch fans of watching. >> my guest today is barack obama -- president barack obama. >> good to be with you, zach. >> first question. in 2013 you pardoned a turkey. what do you have planned for 2014? >> we will probably pardon another turkey. we do that every thanksgiving. was that depressing to you seeing one turkey you taken out of circulation, a turkey you couldn't eat? >> there you go. one more clip please. >> i have to know what is it like to be the last black president? >> seriously? what is it l

i'm andy levy. see you next time. >>> o'reilly factor is on. you concerned that america's influence in the world, your influence in the world is on the decline? >> a new poll says most americans still believe president obama is a strong leader, many descenters are confused. we'll explain the situation. the agency most remote agency annualized the areas one area of the ocean measuring 400 square kilometers were able to identify 122 potential objects. >> searchers closing in on possible debris from the missing jetliner. we will update you on what the u.s.a. is doing to solve this intense m

i'm andy levy. see you on monday. greg will be back. >> you did a good job. rocket. i'm going to leave you guys. pay attention. >>> hello, everyone. i'm andrea tantaros along with bob beckel, eric bolling, dana perino, and bob beckel. it's 5:00 in new york city, and this is "the five." >> well, a lot of americans are fed up with our government, they want to feel great about our country again. today, rick perry gave them a voice and some encouragement with this fiery speech at cpac. >> get out of the health care business. get out of the education business. stop hammering industries. let the sleeping giant of american enterprise create prosperity again. my fellow conservatives, the future of this nation is upon you. it belongs to you.

it is tv's andy levy. and he is so sharp his thoughts pops balloons. it is "vanity fair"'s chris browser. it is andrew schulz. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. to may there is only one wonder of the world, greg. you. >> they apologize for their disguise, and that leads us to our latest edition of -- >> is this racist? >> a columbia university says it is sorry after hosting an olympic-themed party where members dressed in stereo typical clothing from other countries. the girls seen here wore sombreros and mustaches, not there actually and french maid outfits and japanese schoolgirl clothes, among others. it offended a bunch of groups. they said, while we understand the actions taken by these members may thought have intended to be harmful, they were offensive. as usual the sorority regrets what happened and it will, quote, take as many steps possible to make amends with the populations we have hurt most. meaning they will be executed. for more let's check in with our "red eye" legal correspondent. >> i suppose you found a way to see out the

it is andy levy. and he once strangled a russian agent with a string of spaghetti and then shaped the pasta into a dagger which he pooped out of an al-qaeda terrorist killing him instantly. mike baker, former cia operator and current president of diligence, maker of diligent pasta strainers and diligence hair nets. for your pasta trainers and hair net need. think diligence. diligence, it is because they just killed everyone you have known. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. hey, greg, nice shirt. how can i talk you out of it? it is official. the oscars hate you. 43 million people watch watched the event. and the nielsen company says social media was a big factor which brings us to jimmy kimmle. right before the show started the late night host chose to secure the home viewer for being mean to celebrities. let's watch fans of watching. >> the problem is people at home -- excuse me for one second. what is wrong with you? all right. which one of you tweeted give jennifer lawrence an oscar for

i am andy levy in for greg gutfeld who is getting ready to promote his new book "not cool." i am here with america's favorite philanthropist, winen enthusiast, joanne. and rick leventhal and gavin mcguinness, writer for talkingmag.com. his book is now available on netflix. >> really? >> yeah. and next to me, the great writer and novelist walter kern. it just reached the "new york times" best seller list. it is the true story of a murder, mystery and a mass ask you raid. mass ask -- masquerade. >> hi, andy. good luck. you've got very little shoes to fill. >> can you go under the covers if you are undercover? honolulu police are urging lawmakers keep under cuff officers who have sex with prostitutes. it is essential to catching criminals in the act and strict internal control prohibits mess conduct. critics say it can -- say it is antiquated at best. but they say police testimony convinced him the provision was needed saying it is a really murky area. if they think it is necessary, this is one area where i did defer to them and say i hope you are not having sex with prostitute

and how is andy levy to the success of "red eye"? >> i hillary pete this again.e deserves all of the credit. >> and how many nudists can you fit in a single swimming pool? our panel debates the question that never should have been asked in the first place next. none of these stories are on "red eye" tonight. >> i am andy levy filling in for greg gutfeld. take that anyway you want. let's welcome our guests. i am here with the

and it is executive vice president of diligence, tv's andy levy. >> what? >> and he is so smart that he poops mensa members. week nights at 9:00 p.m. eastern time on fox business network. if you don't have it. >> demand it? >> i don't know. i forgot the second part of that. he once killed a terrorist by blinking him to death. in exto me, mike baker, former cia operative and founder of diligence, diligence hair pray and diligence brick a brack. for all of your coffee, hairspray and brick a brack needs, they are already scattered over a body of water. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. hey, greg, do you have an extra mat? >> so sweet. he will prene on a screen. it is day 830,sex 339 >> have to push that button. trait russ swine edward snowden will make an appearance at the interactive festival next week. change the name. organizers say snowden, if that's his real name, who fled into the arms of his bff, vladimir putin after permanently harming our national security will appear via raw moat -- via remote about spying on the tech community. uh ready

tv's andy levy. and he is so sophisticated his money gnaw -- monicle has a monicle. and his 16-year-old girlfriend disappeared under a cloud of circumstances. no big deal because she was a run away anyway. no one will miss her though. am i right? and jesse joyce performing at the comedy club in portland, oregon. road trip. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. hey, greg, if you were on the [inaudible]. >> it is day i lost count of -- >> justin bieber is amazingly talented at basketball, but a little shy about it. actually he is as bragy as his pants are sagy. the 20-year-old twerp up loaded a video on instagram, whatever that sdisplaying his sweet skills in a one-on-one game with his manager, scooter brawn. i think he is a nazi. no, let's take a look. >> yes. i am not sure what is better, justin's dribbling or scooter as acting. this is just what bieber needs. more adults enabling hisself absorbed antics. can we see it in slow motion? it is not the first time he has posted a basketball video to instagram. who can forget these earth shaking moves. >> i love th

it is andy levy. and sitting next to me, michael k, former advisor to the uk ministry of defense, who hasn't been, and now editor at large. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. your body is a wonderland, greg. can i be your house? >> that strikes me as painful. he wants to delete all you can eat. 5* saudi cleric, aren't they all, is waging on obesity. sal for short issued -- saying buffets violates the principal of islams. speaking on a saudi tv station, the cleric explains the amount of food sold needs to be determined beforehand saying, quote, who ever enters the buffet and eats for 10 or 50 50reals and not determining the quantity and allah. one tweeted, the disaster is those who criticize the shake and ignorant they do not know. you convinced me. delivering the u.s. official response, these guys. ♪ >> that will be me later tonight at the bars. they don't serve food though. that's the odd thing about it. kimberly, i hate to say it, but i am against intolerance of all kind. all you can eat

it is andy levy and we don't have a picture.ould sit and draw like a round -- you would draw a cat. >> this is what i would draw. >> can we stop calling him a serial urinater. >> i would say have you seen this man? he has sad pool eyes and he never smiles. >> that's pretty good. >> they are leak brothers. they are like brothers. i think we are over. >> can i say, the great thing about america when they catch this guy he will be tried by a jury of his peers. now we can go. >> i like that. >> now that's a joke. >> west palm beach improve. >> oh it is improve? >> i have to go, what am i doing? the show is falling apart. jill, andy, joanne. out for you >>> breaking tonight on the other side of the globe right now, the sun is up and crews are back on the hunt for the missing malaysian airliner. following what is called the best lead so far. i'm megyn kelly, far from the plane's last known location and more than a thousand miles off the western coast of australia in some of the roughest seas in the world, teams are trying to find a ne

it is andy levy and we don't have a picture.i would sit and draw like a round -- you would draw a cat. >> this is what i would draw. >> can we stop calling him a serial urinater. >> i would say have you seen this man? he has sad pool eyes and he never smiles. >> that's pretty good. >> they are leak brothers. they are like brothers. i think we are over. >> can i say, the great thing about america when they catch this guy he will be tried by a jury of his peers. now we can go. >> i like that. >> now that's a joke. >> west palm beach improve. >> oh it is improve? >> i have to go, what am i doing? the show is falling apart.@w@wo now huckabee. >> tonight on huckabee. on thursday, president obama fires another warning shot at russia >> i signed a new excutive order that gives authority to impose sanctions on key sectors of the russian economy. >> and vladimar putin makes crimea a part of russia and it is taking a military option off of the table a mistake? >> and grasping at straws. >> the search for malaysian airline flight throe cen

tv's andy levy, joanne and michael shay that does it for me. buy the book. please. heavy cream. very, very controversial. he's out. no contact. >>> this is the fox news alert. we're 11 days into the mystery that has gripped the word, the investigation into flight 370. it's changing by the minute, and catherine herridge has been following it all. she joins us with the latest. >> today, malaysian authorities tried to play down the "new york times" report that flight 370's turn westward 40 minutes into the flight was programmed into the cockpit computer, re-enfo e re-enforcing the theory it was redirected by the pilots or one or more individuals with specific flight experience. >> this is standard procedure. the aircraft was scheduled to fly to beijing. >> it was reported in the "new york times" today -- >> it could be speculation.

it is andy levy. jojo, you know who she is. she is here every night. she is funny, smart, give it up for jojo. and sonny johnson here, you did that for me, right? >> dropped everything for you, sherrod. >> next to me, you know her and you love her, fox news contributor jedediah bila. >> "red eye." did you get a new haircut? >> i forgot the ghost talks. does up skirts not hurt? a massachusetts court said taking a photo up a woman's skirt is not a crime. finally. michael robinson was taking up skirt pics and said he didn't break the law and the supreme jew -- supreme judicial law agreed. they say that is for only nude or partially nude. andy, did you know that? >> i d. >> they -- i did. >> they need to protect that to women wearing clothing on public transportation. here is how one cat reacted when he raird the ruling. heard the ruling. >> that was weird. >> that's amazing. >> i go to you first. >> i love it! >> now first of all, i guess the court knows what it is talking about. >> they have to changing this law. the idea that you could be anywhere and h

. >> he loves his super heros, our own mighty avenger in disguise, andy levy. she is the former advisor to the uk ministry of defense and the marketing editor at large, meeky k. mikey k. and his jokes make my abs hurt in a good way. sitting next to me is my chocolate teddy round and your lightning round diva, sherrod small. >> hash tag jedi! >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. hey, greg, you real hot. >> thank you. did dear old mom steer you wrong? it is day 6 of -- >> they turned the mother of jonah hill into a joe. into a show. here is the latest ad urging people to enroll. >> sorry that was the wrong ad. can we see the right one, please? >> both of our boys were rambunctious and miss -- miss chough vus and talented and kind. >> one thing we don't have to put up with is our kid not having health care. >> young people feel invincible and until something happens they will continue to feel invincible. >> do you want your mothers to have a nervous break down? it is imperative to have health insurance. >> there is nothing worse than a mom feeling like he

and former executive vice president of diligence, tv's andy levy. >> that didn't last long. >> and he is so cool his sunglasses wear sunglasses. the editor-in-chief of reason.com and reason tv. yeah, keep nodding, neck. and he once dug up a dead man to kill him again. he said he needed the practice. it is mike baker, the former cia operative and maker of diligence knee pads and del inteligence paperweights. for your knee pad swell fin and paperweight needs. think diligence. when you hear their name whispered in your ear it means no one else can help you. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> i would say i love you, greg, but it looks like you already did. >> should they get a prize for exposing our spies? i am thinking it might be time for -- pulitzer prize winners will be announced next month. gutfeld? be serious, but thanks. reporters who helped edward snowden destroy america's national security, will they be rewarded for their efforts? the stories that came out of this completely changed the agenda on the discussion on privacy and the nsa. but the head of the ames center

he would rather be talking about "trudy tect -- true detective" andy levy. and sitting next to me, comedian tom shillue. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. can i call you google, greg? you have everything i am searching for. >> she wants to toss the boss. 234* a new psa beyonce, a pop star, says the word "bossy" should be stricken from our vocabulary. it is being lead by facebook coo cheryl sandburg, girl scout ceo and condoleezza rice. they say "bossy" is a negative term and discourages girls from wanting to lead. typical chicks, telling you what you should do. >> this is ban bossy take one. >> pushy. >> stubborn. >> bossy. >> bossy. >> when i was growing up i was called bossy. >> i think the word bossy is a squasher. >> being labeled something matters. >> girls are less interested in leadership than boys. >> and that's because they are worried about being called bossy. >> we need to they will them it is okay to be ambitious. >> we need to help them lean in. >> words matter. >> let's ban the word bossy jie. and encourage girls. >> to be strong an

relying on peoples' memories i worked with andy seven years if i had to draw him now, and i go it's andy levyld probably draw a cat. that is what you would do. >> this is what i would draw. >> can we start calling him serial urinator? we're all serial urinators. >> have you seen this man? big pool eyes and never smiles oochl there you go. >> they're like brothers. >> i think we're over. >> great thing about america is when they capture the guy he'll be tried by a jury of his peers. >> now, we can go. >> that is a joke, mccurio. >> it's -- >> what am i doing? >> it's falling apart. >> jill? go in. >> to manage your money. that's not much, you think except it's 2 rcent every year. does that make a difference? search "cost of financial advisors" ouch! over time it really adds up. then go to e*trade and find out how much our advice costs. over tispoiler alert.dds up. it's low. really? yes, really. e*trade offers investmen advice and guidance from dedicated professional financial consultants. it's guidance on your terms not ours that's how our system works. e*trade. less for us, more for you. your

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it is andy levy. jojo, you know who she is. she is here every night.art, give it up for jojo. and sonny johnson here, yo