invisible woman, human torch, or the thing will die next month in issue 587. >>> finally, the late anna nicole smith has made wikileaks. a 2006 diplomatic document published by "guardian newspaper" shows after smith was granted an unusually swift residency in the bahamas, the deputy chief cabled washington, quote, not since category 4 hurricane betsy made landfall in 1965 has one woman done as much damage in nassau. a lot of these leaks are more gossip than anything else. >> it's more of what do you say behind people's backs. i'm pretty sure that one didn't compromise national security though. >> absolutely. >>> this comes to us from kxas nbc 5 in dallas, texas, nearby plano, where christmas sounds like any other time of the year, but sounds like no other. hearing impaired children watching the choir sing and sign christmas carols but they also got to speak to santa. santa says their faces light up when they realize he actually signs back to them. a reminder that merry christmas in any language always warms the heart. that's great. >>> i'm lynn berry, and this is "early today," just your first stop

funniest and most ridiculous stories of this week including a cable that reveals that the late anna nicole smith took down the bahamian government singlehandedly and will look back at some of the stories that we loved and laughed at so much this year that we just had to bring them back on more time so joining me to give us his two cents on all that is comedian c. and smith thanks for being here lower your so i don't talk about all of the serious political ramifications of the wiki leaks cables right now i just want to talk about the one that says that anna nicole smith apparently swept through the bahamas like a hurricane and they said never had one woman done so much damage to the island dam i wrote to say you know there was this or this thing where she said she paid off her way to get into the country and then they had another picture of her like embracing one of the ministers and stuff and that's what happens when you're like you know playboy which is that how towards the end you know that's what happens you know men break things and break laws to get her in it in the course with which she wa