and now, anthony anderson! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> anthony: thank you! thank you! all right.o "jimmy kimmel live!" i'm your guest host, anthony anderson. give me more! [ cheers and applause ]

and now, anthony anderson! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> anthony: i see you, i see you! thank you!and applause ] all right, all right! come on! we've got to get the show going. all right. welcome to "jimmy kimmel live." i'm your guest host, anthony anderson. you can give me more now.

i'm your guest host, anthony anderson.ou can give me more now. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ this is my ninth and final night filling in for jimmy. aww, i know, that's how i feel. it's also my last chance getting to use jimmy's fancy japanese toilet. [ laughter ] it's like a transformer that shoots water up your ass. [ laughter ] and as a parting gift, i made a slight adjustment to the alexa in jimmy's office. alexa. who is jimmy kimmel? >> jimmy kimmel is a stinky old bitch. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> anthony: feel free to try this at home. how's everybody feeling tonight? [ cheers and applause ] all right? that's good. that's good because we all need to stay positive right now. according to a recent survey, last year set a record for negative emotions. 4 in 10 adults say they were worried or stressed during 2020, the other 6 were just high as [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] speaking of emotions, this week, we just got a look at the new emojis that are coming to our phones in the next few months.

and now, anthony anderson! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> anthony: all right! i see you! i see you!right! [ cheers and applause ] keep it going, keep it going! [ cheers and applause ]

i'm anthony anderson. peace, and currently known as metta sandiford-artest. hey, metta, how are you, baby? >> i'm great, man, good to be here on this hot day. absolutely. >> anthony: all right, well look here, man. when you sign your checks, do you ever forget what name to put on there? >> yeah, sometimes i do. i actually write "i forgot my name." they know who it is. >> anthony: all right. tonight your missi all ght?u needo do is ma shot from the top of the key. if you make it, "jimmy kimmel live" will donate $25,000 -- [ cheers and applause ] -- to the charity of your choice. >> okay. >> anthony: all right? metta, what charity have you chosen? >> we chose artest university. >> anthony: you have your own university? >> it's not my own university, it's a name. but we do -- when i won a championship in 2010, we donated all the money from the ring, my championship ring, $671,000, to mental health awareness. [ cheers and applause ] >> anthony: that's beautiful, all right. all right. well, that sounds like a g

. >> i'm anthony anderson, but you knew that already. >> i lost $10,000 that night, too. >> 10,000? >> yes. >> you know what i won? my wife. voiceover: riders. wanderers on the road of life. the journey is why they ride. when the road is all you need, there is no destination. uh, i-i'm actually just going to get an iced coffee. well, she may have a destination this one time, but usually -ne a destination. yeah, but most of the time, her destination is freedom. nope, just the coffee shop. announcer: no matter why you ride, progressive has you covered with protection starting at $79 a year. voiceover: 'cause she's a biker... please don't follow me in. >>> a well known community activist in san francisco has been accused of sexual assault. john jacobo announced he's stepping down with his position with the san francisco building position following calls to resign from several city supervisors. allegations surfaced this morning on social media and blog post scribing an describing an incident of sexual assault in april. jacobo said he believes every woman needs to be heard but he believe

i'm your guest host, anthony anderson. give me more! cheers and applause ] thanks to those of you who watched me earlier in primetime for the nba finals. [ cheers ] i'm hustling right now. good. i've got "black-ish," "to tell the truth," jimmy's primetime specials, and this show. i'm also going to be the next bachelorette. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. i need the money. [ laughter ] i'm trying to save up $30 million for a coach seat on that jeff bezos rocket. [ laughter ] that's right. bald lightyear went to space and back this morning. [ laughter ] today, millions of people all over the world looked up and said, "wow, that thing sure looks like a penis." [ laughter ] and that's because that thing did look like a penis. [ laughter and applause ] and then, during the launch, it was even thrusting back and forth! [ laughter ] add some music to that. ♪ yeah, mmm-mmm. look at that. i'm going to hit that spot, baby. [ laughter and applause ] i'm on my way to cream city! bezos wasn't alone up there. he took a diverse crew of four different ki

. >>> the fog is rolling in tonight and tomorrwarmer with host anthony anderson. >> thanks dan and ama daetz. don't take this personally. is at the suicide squad or the suicide squad? >> here it is the suicide squad. >> i thought it was >>> breaking news. a deadly shooting on highway for four shut down all eastbound lanes tonight in antioch between elm street and hillcrest avenue. nine days ago, a mother from oakland was shot and killed while driving on the highway. no arrest yet in that case. this is the sixth shooting on highway 4 since april according to california highway patrol. >>> in trouble for how they dealt with this violent passenger. it happened on a frontier flight saturday from philadelphia to miami. maxwell berry is accused of groping flight attendants, yelling and cursing at people, even throwing punches. he was taped to his seat as you are seeing here. his mouth was even taped at one point. he was arrested when the freight flight landed. flights are being suspended and they are being investigated for not properly restraining the passenger. >>> dealing with customers wh

even though, you know, my buddy anthony anderson got one like last year. [ laughter ] i should feel closeray? >> no, i should feel closer to it generationally, but i praise his career. he was deserving. and i'm like, that's very cool. but for me i'm like, i don't know. like, that's just crazy. like, i still consider myself just kenan from atlanta type thing. you know. when people were calling me, i had to double-check a million times. why aren't my representatives calling? [ laughter ] people that i pay to rep me? why aren't they calling me? you know, a lot of fact checking. but yeah, it's going down, it's going down. [ cheers and applause ] >> sarah: little kenan from atlanta. jenny from the block. >> you know what i mean? k.k. from the streets. >> sarah: we talked about "saturday night." you're also nominated for your brand-new sitcom "kenan." >> yes. [ cheers and applause ] >> sarah: not so brand-new anymore. >> it's all happening. >> sarah: that is so cool. i wish we had a clip. but i guess like nbc and abc are, like, fighting? they won't share clips. >> rrow! well, that's cool. >> sar

george: anthony anderson is back with his tv family for the eighth and final season of this celebratedt to end. i am looking forward to it ending now that i accepted that this will be our final season and have a plan in motion to move forward as a team. this is the first time i have been part of a successful show where they are giving us a season to wrap up eight years. george: anthony has been nominated for the outstanding actor in a sitcom series emmy heavy season -- every season. >> when, not if i win an emmy, my mother will probably rappel from the rafters, unbeknownst to me, to celebrate me winning, saying i am funnier than he is. consider it done. george: anthony filled in for several days, hosting jimmy kimmel live this summer. he would love to make late-night a part of his future. >> i do. that has always been a plan. this is what i want to do eventually. that is part of the big picture for me, to one day sit behind a desk and have my own talk show. >> before that, he's got more work to do for blackish. the show returns midseason, sometime early next year. george pennock you --

and make sure to watch anthony anderson in primetime on sunday hosting "jimmy kimmel live nba finalsth his guest johnny knoxville. [ cheers and applause ] our first guest is a very funny comedian, actor, writer, producer, and last year, the "new york times" crowned him the "picasso of puberty." [ laughter ] he's in a new movie about the world ending. "how it ends" opens in select theatres and on-demand july 20th. please welcome my friend nick kroll. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> wanda: look at you, nick. >> i like, i like. >> wanda: you clean up good. >> thank you, you too. >> wanda: thanks, honey. >> nice to see you. >> wanda: congratulations. you recently got married. >> yeah, i got married, thank you. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. >> wanda: and a baby. >> and i had a baby, yes. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, yes. a little less applause for the baby, it feels. [ laughter ] kind of a bigger deal, sort of irreversible, but thank you anyway. had a baby, he's like 5 1/2 months old. and it's been amazing. it's hard, having a child is not -- we're sleep training him right now. wh

his wife and host anthony anderson expected to pay tribute to the late actor who passed away at the agetch all of the stan-up to cancer's telecast right here on abc tonight. >>> a doorbell camera in cripple creek, colorado, capturing a roaming bear making its way to the front door of someone's home. this is a real bear. fortunately the bear decided there was nothing of interest, just turned around and left. >> if you were looking at that camera and just saw those beady eyes outside, ooh. >>> time now for -- [ air horn ] >> and straight out of the holland tunnel from new jersey, it is -- >> oh, my, god. >> -- janai norman. >> i'm just trying to tune out the constant cacophony of sounds coming from over here. this weekend's watch list is all about girl power. here to break it all down is melissa pfeister, the host of the podcast "side piece show." you don't know what you just walked into. thanks for being here. >>> first up, nicole kidman leads an all-star cast in the new limited series. tell us all about it. >> let me just tell you, i'm so excited to be here. hear, "nine perfect stranger

anthony. mr. anderson, if you're nasty. >> hi, my love. my daughter coming in right there. >> okay. so tell us about dr. mm. [ clicks tongue ] i don't know. i think they look good, man. mm, smooth. uh, they are a little tight. like, too tight? might just need to break 'em in a little bit. you don't want 'em too loose. for those who were born to ride there's progressive. with 24/7 roadside assistance. -okay. think i'm gonna wear these home. -excellent choice. >>> political pressure is mounting on new york governor andrew cuomo to resign. an independent investigation determined term democrat sexually assaulted at least seven women. >> reporter: president biden calling for the resignation after it was found he harassed at least 11 women. >> the worst was unwelcome physical contact with women, including touching inappropriate body parts. >> it was a culture where you could not say no to the governor. >> new and renewed calls are growing for andrew cuomo to step down. >> i believe she should resign. >> we continue to believe that the governor should resign. >> accepting responsibility me

sure to watch "jimmy kimmel live nba finals game night" in primetime tomorrow night too, with anthony andersonhe entertainer. [ cheers and applause ] our first guest is a multi-talented writer, actor, director, producer, one of the funniest people on the planet, and he's almost like a friend to me. [ laughter ] his latest venture is a purple strain passion project called "houseplant." you can order their products at houseplant.com. please welcome seth rogen. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> nick: yes! >> we did it! >> nick: seth! seth, thanks for being on the show. >> thanks for having me. great show so far, you're doing wonderful. >> nick: did you go for a run before the show? >> yes, as you can see, these have never been worn before this moment, so no. >> nick: congratulations on your emmy nomination. >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> nick: in fact, five nominations for "the boys." >> for "the boys," yes. very exciting. congrats on yours as well. >> nick: thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] five nominations, including outstanding drama. >> yeah. >> nick: and you're, what, did you

they'll join anthony anderson, sofia vergara and husband and wife team ken jeong along a-listers matthewre than $600 million for research that has contributed to federal approval for nine new cancer therapies and 258 clinical trials. this event hasn't been able to happen since 2018 but it's happening. it'll be broadcast for free across the u.s. and canada. make sure you tune in. consider a donation. watch the stand up 2 cancer fund-raiser august 21st, 8:00 p.m. right here on abc. >>> also this morning, selma blair sharing an intimate look at her life with ms in a documentary called "introducing selma." here is your first look at the brand-new trailer. >> i always thought i was on a reality show like i was in a documentary but only god would see it and disapprove. >> i'm so sorry i can't talk right now. we're shooting the final days of my life. >> this is my first round of chemo. my hair comes out. i would like it to be as dramatic as i am. i was told to make plans for dying, not because i was ms because i'm fighting ms. >> selma brings along the camera as she undergoes stem cell transpla

anthony fauci spoke to anderson a little bit ago and says if we get people vaccinated, we could be back to some version of normal by next spring. >> we hope we'll be there at the time frame that i mentioned correctly being the spring of 2022, but there is no guarantee because it's up to us. if we keep lingering without getting those people vaccinated that should be vaccinated, this thing could linger on leading to the development of another variant, which could complicate things. it been our power to get this under control. >> so there is no excuse. no excuse. that excuse you hear from some people who said they didn't want to get the vaccine or get vaccinated until the shot got full approval. well? today is the day. the pfizer vaccine is fully approved. now we'll find out how many people were actually waiting for the full fda approval and we may see a lot more employers requiring their workers to get vaccinated. a requirement. we may see more restaurants, more theaters, other venues requiring it. >> if you're a business leader, a non-profit leader, state and local leader who has been wa

anthony? >>> my "talk of the table" is rapper anderson pax new tooatto. certain, pack made it permanent on his arm. the ink says, "when i'm not gone, please don't release any posthumous albums or songs with my name attached. those were just demos and never intended to be heard by the public." several artists have had albums released posthumously including prince, aaliyah, selena, pop smoke, and juice world. >> he's making it very clear. >> to have it tattooed on your arm, it's like -- how many times and ways do i need to tell you this? >> i respect that, though. nothing is lost in translation. >> that's right. there it is. all right. >>> meanwhile, in australia -- a woman wandering through the -- >> a wok walked into a bar -- >> found herself in the spice aisle and a ten-foot diamond python slithered out from behind some spices. it was about six inches from her face, she said. what i love about there story is the woman did not panic because she is, in fact, a trained snake catcher and handler who has got 20 rescues under her belt. >> what a coincidence. >

anthony fauci, i appreciate it. thanks for what you're doing. >> good to be with you. thank you, andersonexas, they're putting up tents outside hospitals because they're running out of capacity at some. the latest from a reporter on the ground and a key player in texas in a feud over mask mandates. next. priceline will partner with even more vegas hotels to turn their unsold rooms into amazing deals. delegates, how do you vote? (cheering) ♪ yes, y-y-y-yes, yes... ♪ that is freaky. (applause) and there you have it- woah. wireless on the most reliable network nationwide. wow. -big deal! ...we get unlimited for just 30 bucks. sweet, i get that too and mine has 5g included. that's cool, but ours save us serious clam-aroonies. relax people, my wireless is crushing it. that's because you all have xfinity mobile with your internet. it's wireless so good, it keeps one upping itself. >>> more than a year and a half, our heroes are overwhelmed, particularly in texas where few beds were left. some of the hospitals have set up tents to triage patients. and the tragedy is that we have the vaccine to p

and how we should've had the early lead but it deflected off of anderson and turned out to be a routine and they got just five hits and anthony the first start of the injured list ran into trouble in the 4th inning and he had a bomb and in the second deck snagged by a fan by the way and a 1-0 atlanta lead and they were not done. austin riley with a two run shot made it 3-0 braves who pounded three homeruns and he left early with that nagging ankle injury. and it was 7-0 atlanta in the eighth and sammy long bounced one to the backstop and he tried to get the runner to the plate but awkwardly slid in safe and they got the game 9-0 and the giants lost their first series and over month and they remain to an half games up on the dodgers in the nl west. and now we segue to this ohio busting this out to get ready for the championship little league world series and the battle against michigan the bottom of the fifth with a two run double to make it five minus one and four rbis in the game and the top six in ohio down to the last out trailing by three and the bases loaded with this to fly out of the game in michigan got it 5-2, the st

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anthony fauci. moving the goalpost once more in terms of when we will get back to normal, watch. >> there is a big cavity out there, andersonf july and summer. then along comes the soccer punch with the delta variant which is extraordinary in its capability of spreading from person-to-person. so we hope we will be there at the time frame we mentioned this spring of 2022. there is no guarantee. kennedy: i think when joe biden is reelected that is when there will be covid no more. lesson spring of 2022 what bs. once upon a time thought to predict the u.s. would return immunity and 70 or 80% of the population were vaccinated. now he and others are suggesting herd immunity might never happen with the delta variant and everyone need to get the shot, that another shot, then another shot. at this point is this as good as it gets, suits? and what is a soccer punch? >> well, in my experience when it wily virus is chasing you you write up the site of a mountain and you paint a fake train title and go in. we are at a point to where it be time for a national referendum. we reached concurrence that if 80% of americans say i had it or i

anthony fauci making the case, he's not a doctor to them. he's not a scientist to them. he's a bureaucrat, or even worse, inconsistent, flip-flopping. andersonforward approach on your show, and i'm grateful for the time that you provide. in the end, it's going to be pediatricians who are going to make the difference for kids in school. it's going to be scientists who emphasize that now the fda has made the decision, and in the end, we need to poll people who know individuals who have not been vaccinated. if you want to get everyone safe, if you want to make everyone comply, it's not going to come from television news, it's not going to come from efforts from the government or advertisements. get a pediatrician in every school. in fact, if you're a pediatrician, you should be getting in touch with your show. pediatricians need to adopt a school. parents will trust their teachers and so will the kids. that's how you get vaccinations. >> you said a poll shows who hasn't been vaccinated. one poll shows 24% of full fda approval would get people to get the vaccine. this moves the needle only so far. >> the fda has the responsibility to provide the