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when the apocalypse happens, ladies, let dudes do it, okay? and i know that sounds sexist, but i have jokes, so listen. [ laughter ] anyway. here's why -- we're more ready to handle the apocalypse as guys, and here's why. because we've been ready our whole lives. 'cause that's what it is being a little boy. that's all you do as a little boy, is trial runs for the apocalypse. like, every time you see a little boy, all they're doing all day is just sitting in the woods sharpening sticks and building forts. you know what i'm saying? those are skills that are useful in the apocalypse. you know what i mean? [ light laughter ] now for the sake of argument, think of what you ladies played when you were little girls. you like thought about your wedding, and you played house. you women were playing best case scenario. you understand the difference? [ laughter ] >> i do have an energy that's people have labeled as having a cokey quality. i'm aware that i have sort of a coke addict vibe to me, which i don't. i've never done coke in my life. but i'm just
when the apocalypse happens, ladies, let dudes do it, okay? and i know that sounds sexist, but i have jokes, so listen. [ laughter ] anyway. here's why -- we're more ready to handle the apocalypse as guys, and here's why. because we've been ready our whole lives. 'cause that's what it is being a little boy. that's all you do as a little boy, is trial runs for the apocalypse. like, every time you see a little boy, all they're doing all day is just sitting in the woods sharpening sticks and...
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that's because not everyone's still around by the apocalypse. sot megan mullally / actress 1:10-1:13 people don't." the guessing game about who does....begins tonight. mark barger, nbc news. you can catch you, me and the apocalypse tonight at eight. after that.. catch an all new episode of the blacklist... followed by shades of blue at ten. from daytime blue ridge.. for more on what's coming up today-- lets check in with natalie and lindee.# ridge.. we have tim white.. to next mountians.. plus... ask the vet... talking about dental care! and a little later.. in the market for a new mattress?? we'll visit grand home furnishings to find out how help you find the right fit.. we hope you can join us .. for daytime.. we're coming up in today: sun & clouds with highs in the middle 40s tonight: flurries possible with lows in the upper 20s and lower 30a friday: morning flurries then increasing sunshine with highs in the middle 40s.wind increases through the afternoon saturday: mostly sunny with highs in the middle 50s sunday: mostly sunny with highs in
that's because not everyone's still around by the apocalypse. sot megan mullally / actress 1:10-1:13 people don't." the guessing game about who does....begins tonight. mark barger, nbc news. you can catch you, me and the apocalypse tonight at eight. after that.. catch an all new episode of the blacklist... followed by shades of blue at ten. from daytime blue ridge.. for more on what's coming up today-- lets check in with natalie and lindee.# ridge.. we have tim white.. to next mountians.....
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"you, me and the apocalypse" mixes comedy and drama. and mark barger has a preview. >> i did a heckuva job babyproofing this office. >> you know the baby's not going to live here, right? mark: after ten years on "the office," jenna fisher wa change. >> i was looking for adventure and this show is definitely adventure. mark: "you, me and the apocalypse" starts with her meek character, rhonda. >> i'm a librarian. >> i can't survive in here. mark actually, it looks like no : one's going a comet's bearing down on earth. an extinction level event. fisher's part of a prison break to see loved ones before doomsday. >> i'm injured, you're useless. we need each other. mark she's forced to rely on a : rough and tumble fellow escapee played by former "will and grace" co-star megan mullaly. >> i'm still wondering why i got offered this particular part, because when you see it, you go, wait, why did they think of her for that? mark their on-the-run storyline out around the world. >> is there something that you want to add? mark including one with ro
"you, me and the apocalypse" mixes comedy and drama. and mark barger has a preview. >> i did a heckuva job babyproofing this office. >> you know the baby's not going to live here, right? mark: after ten years on "the office," jenna fisher wa change. >> i was looking for adventure and this show is definitely adventure. mark: "you, me and the apocalypse" starts with her meek character, rhonda. >> i'm a librarian. >> i can't survive in...
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if it is the apocalypse a day like today isn't too bad to go out on. aviation school. reed cowan told me where this is. it wasn't sunny in miami today as you can see. what a mess. this is the it could be worse category. raining all day there. contrast to our day where a few high clouds drif over the mountains. otherwise skies are blue. a a to move in from the west. that's our future. we're going have clouds around overnight and tomorrow. rancho high just down the street from our studio 64 degrees. winds are calm. 17 percent. and 18 degrees the dew point. pressure continues to be high. on the strip 59 degrees with an east northeast at two. meanwhile, over in summerlin, didn't really make it out of the 50s there today. 64 in pahrump. and 60 in boulder city. a balmy 68 down in laughlin. paradise corridor 63. same reading in spring valley. mountain's edge 61. and you can see the afternoon highs pretty uniformly in the 60s. save the western valley. summerlin 59. blue diamond only made it up into the upper 50s. around the region currently 62. that's down from a high of 63 at
if it is the apocalypse a day like today isn't too bad to go out on. aviation school. reed cowan told me where this is. it wasn't sunny in miami today as you can see. what a mess. this is the it could be worse category. raining all day there. contrast to our day where a few high clouds drif over the mountains. otherwise skies are blue. a a to move in from the west. that's our future. we're going have clouds around overnight and tomorrow. rancho high just down the street from our studio 64...
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tonight -- james spader.nd the apocalypse," actress jenna fischer. comedian gad elmaleh. featuring the 8g band with josh freese. nd applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers! >> seth: good evening, everybody. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that is good to hear. let's get to the news.d in a new interview that he has a very good relationship with god. employees." [ laughter ] sarah palin appeared in iowa donald trump for president. though i think she just likes him because trump sounds like a name she would give one of her kids. [ laughter ] bristol, willow, track, trump. [ laughter ] track. [ laughter ] according to a recent poll, hillary clinton has a better chance than bernie sanders at beating donald trump. while martin o'malley still has a good chance at beating traffic. ] like, leave now. i'd leave now. [ cheers and applause ]ee is boycotting this year's oscar ceremony due to their lack of diversity, and called the awards show "lily white."emy, "oh, my god, we forgot to nominate lily white!" [ laughter
tonight -- james spader.nd the apocalypse," actress jenna fischer. comedian gad elmaleh. featuring the 8g band with josh freese. nd applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers! >> seth: good evening, everybody. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that is good to hear. let's get to the news.d in a new interview that he has a very good relationship with god. employees." [ laughter ] sarah palin appeared in iowa...
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how these urban survivalists are getting ready for the apocalypse the legendary playboy mansion is up for sale. how much it will cost you and who comes with it. >> reporter: tonight were talking about lots of clouds and some fog. rising temperatures. the sound of the wind. the warmth of the sun. the smell of the earth. we'd love to put all this inside every can of progresso soup. but since we can't bring you the entire farm, the least we can do is bring you the best, tastiest vegetables. christina: escape from new york. would you know what to do if the world would end? these guys say they do. in fact they've spent their lives preparing for it. they come from all walks of life but with one common goal. they show us in part two of the series surviving the apocalypse. >> we live in a world of uncertainty. >> you have to want to survive. >> this is no ordinary sunday stroll. >> the scenario is, if we are leaving new york for disaster, we want to make sure no one is following. >> reporter: and urban track up riverside drive. >> reporter: the tools to survive, 40 pounds bags filled with gea
how these urban survivalists are getting ready for the apocalypse the legendary playboy mansion is up for sale. how much it will cost you and who comes with it. >> reporter: tonight were talking about lots of clouds and some fog. rising temperatures. the sound of the wind. the warmth of the sun. the smell of the earth. we'd love to put all this inside every can of progresso soup. but since we can't bring you the entire farm, the least we can do is bring you the best, tastiest vegetables....
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from "you, me, and the apocalypse," actress jenna fischer. aturing the 8g band with josh fre and applaus] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers! >> seth:ood even everybody. i'm seth meyers. this i"late night. how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] at igood to hear. let'get to the news. donald trump said a new interview at he has a very good relationship with god. said trump, "i have a great, grt relationship witall my [ laughter ] today to endorse donald trump foprident. him because trump sounds like a name she would give one of her [ lahter ] brisl, willow, track, trump. [ laught ] track. [ laughter ] according to aecent poll, hillarclintohas a better chance than bernie sanders at a good chance at beang trfic. [ laughter ] likeave now. d leave now. [ cheers and alause ] director spike lee is boycting this year's oscar cereny due to their lk of diversity, d called the awards ow "lily whe." god, we foot to nominate li white [ laughter ] the tragic story of a white lady who's got too much money. can't de whether or not she's going
from "you, me, and the apocalypse," actress jenna fischer. aturing the 8g band with josh fre and applaus] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers! >> seth:ood even everybody. i'm seth meyers. this i"late night. how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] at igood to hear. let'get to the news. donald trump said a new interview at he has a very good relationship with god. said trump, "i have a great, grt relationship witall my [ laughter ] today to endorse donald...
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"you, me and the apocalypse" premieres january 28th at 8:00 p.m. on nbc. we'll be right back with gad elmaleh. lemme get a mcpick 2 introducing a hot new deal at mcdonald's that starts with you. now, get 2 delicious tastes for just $2 dollars. the mcpick 2 menu. mix and match new melty mozzarella sticks with a juicy mcdouble. or golden fries with a classic mcchicken. only $2 bucks for any two. hurry in and choose your faves for just $2 dollars. it's the tastiest deal yet. just ask for it. check this out, bro. what's that, broheim? i switched to geico and got more. more savings on car insurance? yeah bro-fessor, and more. like renters insurance. more ways to save. nice, bro-tato chip. that's not all, bro-tein shake. geico has motorcycle and rv insurance, too. oh, that's a lot more. geico. expect great savings and a whole lot more. i take pictures of sunrises, but with my back pain i couldn't sleep and get up in time. then i found aleve pm. aleve pm is the only one to combine a safe sleep aid plus the 12 hour pain relieving strength of aleve. i'm back. aleve
"you, me and the apocalypse" premieres january 28th at 8:00 p.m. on nbc. we'll be right back with gad elmaleh. lemme get a mcpick 2 introducing a hot new deal at mcdonald's that starts with you. now, get 2 delicious tastes for just $2 dollars. the mcpick 2 menu. mix and match new melty mozzarella sticks with a juicy mcdouble. or golden fries with a classic mcchicken. only $2 bucks for any two. hurry in and choose your faves for just $2 dollars. it's the tastiest deal yet. just ask for...
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"you, me and the apocalypse" premieres january 28th at 8:00 p.m. on nbc. we'll be right back with james drove his rav4 hybrid, unaware death was lurking. what? he was challenged by a team of lumberjacks. let's do this. he would drive them to hard knocks canyon, where he would risk broken legs, losing limbs, and slipping and dying. not helping. but death would have to wait. james left with newfound knowledge, a man's gratitude, and his shirt. how far will you take the all-new rav4 hybrid? toyota. let's go places. cheez-it grooves are the perfect union of a cheez-it and a chip. you mean like they got married? umm... i guess... you'd make a pretty bride in that wedding gown. oh, it's a lab coat so... hey everyone, joe's getting married! bam bam ba bam. oh, i'm not. we take time for our cheese to mature in our crispy cheez-it grooves. adventures from $599, plus up to $300 to spend at sea. book now, offer ends soon. video streaming burns tons of data. and those other guys love over charging you for it. not t-mobile! now you can binge watch without watching your
"you, me and the apocalypse" premieres january 28th at 8:00 p.m. on nbc. we'll be right back with james drove his rav4 hybrid, unaware death was lurking. what? he was challenged by a team of lumberjacks. let's do this. he would drive them to hard knocks canyon, where he would risk broken legs, losing limbs, and slipping and dying. not helping. but death would have to wait. james left with newfound knowledge, a man's gratitude, and his shirt. how far will you take the all-new rav4...
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allyson: "you, me, and the apocalypse" is a bold adrenaline-fueled hour-long comedy about the last days of mankind. joining us live with more is on that show is jenna fischer. good afternoon. how are you? jenna: how are you. allyson: good. tell me about the show. jenna: it is a little crazy. i play a librarian who is in prison for a crime i did not commit. i am protecting a loved one. i am in way over my head. in prison with me is making, who plays -- megan., who plays someone who is rightfully in prison, a career criminal, and we find out the world will finish in 34 days. there is a prison break and i get back home to my family before thet world. allyson: there are quite a few really funny cast members in this. what was it like filming with them? jenna: it was great. this was a show we meet in london, england, for british television and the americans on thew army, making -- are me, megan, and rob lowe from all these different comedy shows and here we are reunited on this quirky show. it was a total blast. i never worked with either of them before. it was a real treat. i feel so lucky.
allyson: "you, me, and the apocalypse" is a bold adrenaline-fueled hour-long comedy about the last days of mankind. joining us live with more is on that show is jenna fischer. good afternoon. how are you? jenna: how are you. allyson: good. tell me about the show. jenna: it is a little crazy. i play a librarian who is in prison for a crime i did not commit. i am protecting a loved one. i am in way over my head. in prison with me is making, who plays -- megan., who plays someone who is...
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. >> in revelation the seven seals represent the apocalypse. the biblical end of days. in the bible only the lamb of god can open the seals. koresh preached that he had that power. by january 1992 disturbing rumors about the self-styled prophet had surfaced. the local newspaper, the "waco tribune herald" began to investigate koresh and his hold over the davidians. >> he had what was called his new light revelation and that was that as the messiah, he should generate a new population of people to inherent the kingdom of god. to do that all the women in the group belonged to him. >> as part of his new light prophecy, koresh dissolved all existing marriages in the group. >> the men in the group would choose to become celibate. if they were married, they would, you know, not have any more relations with their wives. >> it's true. i do have a lot of children. it's true, i do have a lot of wives. >> but koresh apparently did not stop there >> when david first started teaching, he began to show that god asked prophets to do what we might consider strange things a lot of times.
. >> in revelation the seven seals represent the apocalypse. the biblical end of days. in the bible only the lamb of god can open the seals. koresh preached that he had that power. by january 1992 disturbing rumors about the self-styled prophet had surfaced. the local newspaper, the "waco tribune herald" began to investigate koresh and his hold over the davidians. >> he had what was called his new light revelation and that was that as the messiah, he should generate a new...
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and and i said well, what if it's post apocalypse thing or what if it's a prequell. no, no, no.rtesy to them, cuz i do like those people, they are really great to work for. and i said i'll go and ask the other writers if they have any ideas. and then i wrote to them and then about an hour later mark chappell, one of the other writers e-mailed me with this crazy idea that was so great, it was like [bleep] i got to go back to london for another eight months and do it >> trevor: let's talk real quick about your standup. it's been a long time since you've been out there on the road. >> yeah, i haven't toured >> trevor: dusting off the mic. are you getting ready to go out there. >> yeah, my golden mic. i haven't gone-- done a proper tour in six years >> trevor: yes. >> and with that, ladies and gentlemen, where is my camera, over here? ladies and gentlemen-- >> trevor: you can use this one in the middle. this one in the middle. >> ladies and gentlemen, i would like to announce right here in front of the united states of america, i will be-- wait, over here? i-- where is the-- i will
and and i said well, what if it's post apocalypse thing or what if it's a prequell. no, no, no.rtesy to them, cuz i do like those people, they are really great to work for. and i said i'll go and ask the other writers if they have any ideas. and then i wrote to them and then about an hour later mark chappell, one of the other writers e-mailed me with this crazy idea that was so great, it was like [bleep] i got to go back to london for another eight months and do it >> trevor: let's talk...
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i was in washington during the snow apocalypse. ♪ i don't want to live with the uncertainties of hep whether i should seek treatment. i am ready. because today there's harvoni. a revolutionary treatment for the most common type of chronic hepatitis c. harvoni is proven to cure up to 99% of patients who've had no prior treatment. it's the one and only cure that's one pill, once a day for 12 weeks. certain patients... can be cured with just 8 weeks of harvoni. with harvoni, there's no...
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in the post apocalypse i want to be one of their war boys. they are going to live on a hill.oing to be a war boy. i'll worship them. >> they are the master race. >> those kids of theirs. remember the kids who were on gluten free, they go crazy. kennedy: can't they get a jellybean in their body? >> they eat all that crap all day long. kennedy: these kind of authorize tearian super controlling parents eventually make annoying children. four star chris hemsworth, i would smack on him. he's hinted a wild west new year's eve party as a native american. that costume sparked outrange with many accusing him of racism. do you blame him and shame him for the native americana. >> i don't. he's an australian and they don't know anything about oppressing indigenous people. kennedy: first he culturally appropriated norse gods. will the man stop at nothing? >> did you see the tweets of hip saying i'm a native american. i didn't know so many native americans were sensitive. i hate p.c. culture and the oversensitivity. and i'm not a big fan of adult's cress-up parties. >> is that worst part o
in the post apocalypse i want to be one of their war boys. they are going to live on a hill.oing to be a war boy. i'll worship them. >> they are the master race. >> those kids of theirs. remember the kids who were on gluten free, they go crazy. kennedy: can't they get a jellybean in their body? >> they eat all that crap all day long. kennedy: these kind of authorize tearian super controlling parents eventually make annoying children. four star chris hemsworth, i would smack on...
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ou the apocalypse" prjanuar28 n. wel behtgad [ eers and applae ] james drove his james drove his ra hybrid, unaware deh was lurking. wh? he was challenged byeam lrj. let's do thi he wourive them to hard knocks canyon, where would risk broken leg losi limbs, and slipping and dying. not helping. but death woulha to wa. jaleft with newfound knowledge, a man'gratitude, and his shirt. how r wiou take the all-new rav4 hybrid? toyota. let's go pces. cheeit grves are the perfect union of a cheez-it a a chip.you mean like they got married? umm... i guess... yod make pttbrein that wedding go. , it's a l coat so... y ernejos gettinmaie bam bam ba bam ohi't. adventures from $5, plus up to $300 to spend at sea. come seek the royal caribb book now, offer ends soon. viams to o ta. d those guover chng you for not t-mobile noyou n binge watch without watching your data. it binge on - onlym t-mobile. gelimion lix, hbo now, lu, and more. pluset four lines uto sigi eachor jt thir-five buck a line. thatight six gigs each pl allhe video s
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