>> kimberly: applebee's?ers. >> kimberly: i love applebee's. >> eric: greg did fantastic job on o'reilly. >> andrea: so did you. you were on monday night. >> eric: did you do this? >> greg: i practiced. >> eric: what is the line? >> greg: caution! i practiced. >> bob: understand this is near the end of 2011 and this segment of the show. we didn't know what we'll do so we talk about this. back to the original point. can i please get a show to host? >> kimberly: i know, you were on hannity. remember? >> bob: that was on the -- >> andrea: you're not exactly is a pathetic soul. >> bob: the spin stops here. looking out for you. >> greg: you host this show. >> bob: i don't host this show. i talk a lot. >> greg: better than anybody here. >> kimberly: you know -- >> eric: bachmann on o'reilly. kimberly -- >> kimberly: governor rick perry is coming to us. everything you said about him, i'll tell him. >> andrea: welcome to applebee's. how many in your party? smoking or non? >> bob: happy new year, applebee's. >> greg:

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