sunset studios on the world it's thenset boulevard "the arsenio hall show" starring arsenio hall. posse under the direction of robert dimaggio. tonight from the hit series and dal actor tony goldwyn comedian, acteder and star of bhe new sitcom the millioners j moove and stand up comedy from iliza shlesinger. ere is r wild card h arsenio hall! ♪ you. ank >> yes! >> thank you. have a seat and relax and enjoy yourself. have a seat. have a seat. oh, yes! >> hi i'm arsenio hall. applause] i just want to say miley cyrus. it in 23 haven't said hours and 14 minutes. cyrus, oh my. president obama -- yes. got to say is president obama. he said the government shut down w a wrench in the economy. that's not true. hat makes e factory t wrenches shut down. i don't want to correct him or anything. did i say i'm arsenio hall? that's important. applause] 't want to be arrogant. i know there's someone watching honey ow who is like, it's one of those byron allen als.dy speci come quick. hall.arsenio do you ever check to see if your phone is there and you just anxiety for ervous a moment. i just did

show," starring arsenio hall.direction of robin dimaggio. tonight, actress and star of "house of versace," gina gershon. plus, from "hangover 3" and "community," actor and comedian ken jeong. and master illusionist ivan amodei. now, a man willing to negotiate with anyone. here's arsenio hall! cheers and applause] ♪ arsenio: thank you! thank you, everybody! thank you! [audience woofs] thank you! we lax and have a seat. let's have some fun tonight! friday night and just got paid! have a seat. hey, man, let's sit down and relax. welcome to the show. i'm arsenio hall and the government shutdown continues with national parks like yosemite closed. things are getting really weird in caffle. today i saw smokey the bear selling oranges on a freeway off-ramp. it's crazy. [laughter] how things have become. los angeles has been hit especially hard by the shutdown today. nonsem kardashians were all sent home. by the way, which is all of them. yes. [applause] all of them! [applause] we can keep lamar and scott disick. but the

now, the only man who can fully explain obamacare, here's arsenio hall! [cheers and applause] hello! [cheers and applause] yes, yes! have a seat, relax, enjoy the show. oh, my, i'm arsenio hall! and on my show, every day is hump day here! yes, sir. i feel very good. i don't feel like a talk show -- i miss my tie. i don't feel like a talk show host. i feel like i work for siegfried & roy or something. i'm the guy who turns the box or something. [laughter] hi. [laughter] >> hi! >> what's in the news? this is cool. two scientists have won the nobel prize in physics for finding -- yes! what a hip crowd! very hip crowd. they won for finding what's being called the god particle. and if you don't know what the god particle is, we blew up magnified a photo. check this out. hey! [applause] yes! you don't seem surprised. we knew she was probably god. come on, you all didn't believe it was the one on that picture in the last supper at the crib. come on. if you look under your seats, you will find a proton and knew tron. yes, that's right. u get an adam and you get a

fever to be th a furloughed, here's arsenio hall! [cheers and applause] ♪ arsenio: thank you!nk you! yes! have a seat. relax. enjoy yourself. welcome to the show. i'm arsenio hall and i want to give a quick shotout to al sharpton because today is his birthday! cheers and applause] al, reverend al, turns 59 today and he blames his age on racism. [laughter] yes. he celebrated by calling the white frosting on his birthday cake a conspiracy. [laughter] i made myself laugh. [laughter] oh, thanks to the government shutdown, even the statue of liberty is closed today. you all know that, right? and you know how it usually says, give me your tired, your hungry, your poor. you see what it is now? check this out. it says -- stay your broke ass at home! [cheers and applause] we're broke. the government has definitely run out of money. george washington's picture on the one dollar bill, have you looked today? it's crazy. it used to be-to-just be him and now it's a picture of him at oinstar! solo. oh, man. you all think i don't know nothing about coinstar, but i know about coinstar. i'm che

arsenio hall is next...ave a great night... >> almost live from stage 6 at sunset bronson studios on the world-famous sunset boulevard, it's "the arsenio hall show," starring arsenio hall. featuring the posse under the direction of robin dimaggio. tonight actor and star of the new sitcom "brooklynine-nine," andre braugher. film star and cult hero, danny trejo. comedy by mike epps and musical performance by gogol bdello. now, the man hosting the official government shutdown arty, here's arsenio hall! [cheers and applause] arsenio: thank you! thank you very much! yes. thank you, sir. whoa,hoa! have a seat, rel, enjoyhe sh. oh, my, i'm arsenio hall and i think i speak -- [cheers and applause] oh, thank you very much. i want to take a moment to speak for all men within earshot, all glly go into space tresc i sandra bullock. yes, yes! [applause] wouldn't we, fellas? you don't look convinced. space? that's a little high up. i don't know. [laughter] everyone is talking about the movie "gravity." it's about two astr

now, the los angeles dodgers' here's arsenio hall! [cheers and applause] [cheers and applause] arsenio: thank you. thank you all. have a seat. relax. great crowd. y'all too. thanks for joining me. i'm arsenio hall. and i have a bad case of dodger fever. [cheers and applause] oh, gosh. fall in thing like l.a.. i saw dodgers' manager don mattingly spraying a pumpkin with champagne. different kind of halloween. see, i'm from cleveland so i don't get feeling this good this time of year. i'm an indians fan from birth. and y'all having a good time, right? [cheers and applause] this is an unusual feeling for me. got a lot of stuff to talk to you about. the new $100 bill went into circulation and it differs from the old $100 because it's only worth $53. so sad. you can tell the country is run by a brother. you can tell it's run by a black man because they did a makeover on ben franklin. here's the old bill. check this out. and of course, here's the new one. yeah. [applause] now, ben franklin looks like the former elite player for the ohios or

i'm bc arsenio hall is next.. goodnight.. arsenio: closed due to government shutdown. no. no. [laughter] no! mr. president, what are you doing here? >> you know, the government may be shut down but let me be clear, there's no shutting down he party in the dog pound. arsenio: ooh, ooh, you didn't by any chance bring the saxophone, did you? [cheers and applause] >> live from stage six on sunset it's "the arsenio hall show," featuring the posse under the direction of robin dimaggio. tonight, star of "drop dead diva" margaret cho. plus nfl network host rich easeen -- rich eisen, plus, musical guest, gary clark jr. now, thanks to affordable music act, here's arsenio hall! cheers and applause] arsenio: thank you. welcome. have a seat. yes. oh, thank you. in fact, i don't know where to start. there's a lady with blue lipstick. you look like you're into a big box of crayyoleas. cayolas. i love it. i am arsenio hall. and i have a message for congress. you ain't shutting me down! [cheers and applause] the only time i shut down is when i'm forced to talk openly about my feelings. these a

. >>> speaking of late night, arsenio hall's return is a big story of the new television season. arsenio invites us behind the scenes to how see how the show comes together. >> here's arsenio hall! >> he has been back on the air for barely a month and he's whooping it up louder than ever. >> thank you. >> late night's newest host is rolling with his posse, and "inside edition" is backstage for all the action. of course, arsenio is poking fun at the breakup of bruce and kris jenner. >> kris and bruce were married for 22 years. do you realize that? not many people know this, but they were the first lesbian couple ever married in california. >> the jokes continued when arsenio took me on this tour behind the scenes of his popular show. >> i am more comfortable here than i am at home, or at a family reunion in cleveland. >> here is what you don't see when he's doing his monologue. his mark on the stage. >> not only a mark, it's a logo. >> this is the orange room he calls the dog pound. >> that's where the party starts. >> where guests cool their high heels, like tyra banks. >> how are

. >> fist pumping for the one and only arsenio hall.he is in the house. >>> you know, i never got a chance to thank you for allowing me to sit in and host your show, and it got me in practice for this. >> you were fantastic, and it's so good of you to invite me back and return the favor and let me host your show tonight. >> no, no, you're just a guest. i'm interviewing you. your not hosting. >> no, no, no, i'm hosting your show tonight. i've been hanging out with the posse 2.0 and we're ready to rock. >> wolf, wolf. >> wish bone, i was ceremoniously dragged out of your studio but your body guard. i appeared as a guest on the show. >> i don't want to over sell the importance of that but because we share somebody quite important 234 our lives. there was a suggest after you did that show in my name and terrific show, you felt the juices pumping and felt i want to be back in there. >> there was a comfort zone because you let me interview anybody i wanted to and we did politics and it was back surge the zimmerman controversy and trayvon and

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\m/m >> arsenio hall comes back with fromgram. there is a clip 1992 when bill clinton was running for president. what impact this moment have? [applause] >> well, that was the loudest clip and it was really a ground-breaking moment when clinton goes on the arsenio hall show and not only plays the saxophone but wears sunglasses and trying to be helpful. playing elvis, heart break hotel. some of the critics say not well. you can figure out where the phone was. he sits down and talks to arsenio for a good 20 minutes to a half hour about some very personal topics. if you think back, in 1968, nixon, richard nixon, went on laughing. he said the phrase -- the signature fratz of that show which was talk it to me. he didn't say it that well. that's the extent of the experience. that humanized nixon. here, 20 plus years later, you have a presidential candidate putting himself out there showing he's hip, cool, combining both music and television in the way that he's going to be appealing to the american people. elvis had been controversial w

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. >> arsenio hall. >> i like the shows where you get prepared to get your answers.'s get this over with. >> i have a few myself. jack nicholson is number one. if you are watching jack, come o. >> when was the last time he did something like this. >> about 40 years literally. >> was it carson? >> it may have been johnny carson. >> one of us will get him. since mr. trump calls me champ being it will probably be me. >> we want celeb witty apprentice. >> let's talk about your dream. who would it be? >> i would love to have hillary play any instrument. that would be great. i have been reading a lot about chris brown. >> what about chris brown. why should i not think terrible things about chris brown? >> mike tyson said he is worried about chris brown. if mike is worried about your behavior, should you check yourself. his felony charge was a misdemeanor and that's part of the 49 strikes and you're outlaw. i would love to have him on my show halloween and maybe he will punch a scarecrow. >> do you have sympathy for him? >> yeah. he's such a talented entertainer and you hav

. >> arsenio hall. >> you didn't even need the answers. >> woof, woof, woof. >> how's it doing, tim?e woof, woof, woof thing and he had bill clinton in 1992 playing the sax. famous interview. which put him over the edge. >> certainly did. one more. >> joann, it's her birthday. happy birthday, sweetie. are you ready? >> yes. >> which of the following tv hosts is not also an oscar nominee? whoopi goldberg, ellen degeneres, oprah winfrey or greg kinnear? >> ellen degeneres. >> she says ellen degeneratioes. is she right? >> yes. >> she hasn't done that many film roles. >> no, she hasn't. mostly known for her talk show and "finding nemo." maybe some day. >> very talented. >> like you. >> i know. i know. tim, love you. thank you so much, honey. >>> halloween isn't just about -- >> kath, wait, wait, wait. before you go, look what these guys are going to do for captain stubing. are you ready? on three. ♪ the love boat ♪ soon we'll be making another run ♪ ♪ the love boat >> oh, my gosh. ♪ promises something for everyone ♪ if you're a rinse us, you may have heard there's a new rinse that talks

i hear you're doing the arsenio hall show in hollywood. how's that? >> yes. that developed today. and i'm just learning -- i just had my first rehearsal. >> are you nervous? >> oddly enough, i was much more nervous before i got onto the stage. and in that walk through, the initial rehearsal, he is so comfortable that i lost all the nervousness. until i had to come face you. >> oh, no. that's terrible. i hope you don't feel nervous anymore. do you think you'll get back to work at the park soon? >> i hope so. i hope that this doesn't last many more days. >> well betty, i hope you get back there soon too. >>> and i'd love to see you in your job someday. i hope i can one day come and visit. betty, thank you so much. >> i hope you get out to our park. thank you very much. >> you take care. >> goodbye. >> 92 years old. coming up the tragic and mysterious death of a teenager found dead in a high school gym in georgia rolled up in a mat. i'll speak with his parents next. >>> later new indictments in the new york biker attack. we'll tell you who. >>> welcome back. there may be a new piece

. >> arsenio hall. >> you didn't know the answers. >> whoop whoop whoop. >> how is it doing? an oscar -- is not also an oscar nominee? >> ellen degeneres. >> is she right? >> yes. >> yes. she's right. >> hasn't done that many film roles. >> she's known for her talk show and finding nemo. maybe some day. >> she's talented in everything. >> like you. >> i know. i know, tim, love you, thanks so much. >>> halloween isn't -- >> wait, before you go. look what these guys are going to do for captain stubing. ready? ♪ the love boat soon we'll be making another run ♪ >> oh, my gosh. ♪ the love boat promises something for everyone ♪ for everyone ♪ we all have our little tricks. mom swaps one of my snacks for a yoplait. i don't mind, i mean it's orange crème. and when mom said bobby was too edgy... 'sup girl. i just swapped him out for tyler. 'sup girl. mom never questioned bobby again. two can play at this game. [ female announcer ] swap one snack a week for a yoplait. and everybody wins. yoplait. it is so good. of their type 2 diabetes with non-insulin victoza®. for a while, i took a p