astounded me. i wrote a letter to usda, saying that it was the worst thing i'd ever seen in pennsylvania and that if they could award funding, that they do so. and they did. they did. over $15 million, grant and loan, for that project. mcmillen: and it took years to get funding. what kept this project going was the steadfastness of the community -- they knew they needed sewage, and they just kept plugging along till we got through every issue that came up. the project will consist of 44 miles of line that we're going to put in, and a treatment plant. it will permanently eliminate the problem, the health hazards. i anticipate a definite regrowth in herminie, and it will be a good thing for everybody. zdravecky: maybe it won't help me too much because i'm an old lady, but whoever comes along after me will get the benefit. schwartz: there's nothing isolated about the herminie situation. it's a very common problem. it's a town that was built before current standards. this is not backwoods rural america

about it was a welcome back to the the the idea and should first of all i'm one of the things that astounds me is how many young people people in their twenty's and particular teenagers people maybe even in their thirty's don't even understand what a pension is they they grew up in the world for one k.'s. first of all can you give us a quick summary what a pension is and secondly explain the why we've gone from most people having pensions to very few people having pensions and then third why those pensions or how those pensions the government employee pensions got wiped out by wall street. ok that's a good a good set of questions when we talk about these kinds of tensions there are called defined benefit pension plans which means you get a certain amount of money when you retire for the rest of your life and you can even get a kind of a rider on it words for the rest of your spouse's rest of his or her life so it's it provides a great like social security it provides a great deal of security it's not like for a one k. when your money runs out it runs out the average for you for a one k. has fo

the thing which astounds me more than anything, of course, is the idea that people in pakistan highergence service or the army or police, local officials, didn't know he was there. i find that so difficult to believe. a bigger issue. they do know where the haqqani network is. >> they know that while we're giving them billion in aid. we give a total of $20 billion since 2001. lately we've been doling out at least $1.3 billion a year, apparently getting little in return. pakistan has gotten used to us not holding them accountable through the bush years, where we seem to have put little pressure on them. bush had no clue about pakistan when he took office. he's unable to name the leader. >> the new pakistani general, he took over office, it appears he'll bring stability to the country, and i think that's good news. >> you can't name him. >> general, i can't name the general. >> he came to power through a coupe, and that became very relevant as the bush administration kept trusting him over and over again, as if he was good for pakistan and our interests. by 2006, the evidence was already

that student loan debt is actually more than credit card that well guess what this is pretty astounding to me and then one out of every seven americans have at least ten credit cards can most people i know have maybe one or two maybe three or some people don't have any but to hear that one out of seven have ten credit cards that's another problem i think for this country as we continue to borrow and borrow and borrow what we don't have. i mean for a long time we were borrowing i mean to some extent from the one nine hundred eighty s. through about two thousand and seven the united states and different forms of government state corporate borrowed the difference between what we were spending as a nation and what we were earning as a nation the credit card debt has gotten out of control for some people although since two thousand and seven two thousand and eight with the higher default rates of companies are a little bit less interested in giving people credit card loans but one of the things we also learned across the great recession two thousand and eight was that people were holding on to the

everything is happening so fast, i'm astounded is happening to me. very gratifying. >> he developed skills as an actor under the legendary director, but left t e stage in 2000 to experiment with film and internet media. when he returned to the as a director, he was over 50. >> a lot of people said to me you are far too old to do something different. i can tell anyone that you can start something new in any time in your life. it's never too late to reinvigorate yourself for your mind. >> the undisputed darling of the theater festival in berlin is just as intense, physical and fast-paced as his production. >> some of the productions have come from theaters biting for their financial survival. germany is estimated to have more theaters per-capita than any other country in the world. 150 of them are state subsidize and many have had funding slashed. the challenge now isow t manage with less money, out compromising artistic standards. -- without compromising artistic standards. >> the production of "my fair lady" includes 45 singers, 20 dancers, and nearl

to do what they did, it's astound to go me. and i think a -- it's astounding to me and i think a discredit to the american bar association, which should be down the line honest. in this particular case, has been anything but. this is an important -- this is an important issue. i wish i didn't have to vote against goodwin liu, because i like him personally. i like provocative law professors, even when they disagree with me. in fact, sometimes especially because they disagree with me. but they darned well better be intelligent disagreements. i like that. but i worry about some of these far-left law professors who are teaching our kids how to become lawyers and teaching them the wrong things. it's okay if they teach them the wrong things, but also teach the right things and contrast the two. i don't have any problem with that. i do have problems with law professors who basically ignore the actual words in the law, and especially when they ignore the words in the constitution or distort those words in the constitution, which i found

constituents come up to me one leedy in burlington, one over in twin lakes and devine sure michael barone knows where this is. i've received these over the years and it is astounding to me. this is a -- i asked because we can't accept gifts and a lady tried to give me this note and i said i can't accept anything of value. she said this is a from the volume of the republic. it has no value. so i accepted it. [laughter] when you keep printing money whether it's a 50 billion-dollar note, $100 million zimbabwe not given by constituents or 100 trillion-dollar zimbabwe note or something from the republic that came from somebody's wheel barrow back in the day talks we have to be mindful. we are a world reserve currency and we should act like we're the keeper of the world reserve and we are not acting like we are the keeper of the world reserve policy. what do i mean by that? yes, we had a shock and federal reserve needed to intervene to stop the panic. the need to intervene in credit facilities to make things work, the paper market work, money markets work. those happen, those things needed to happen. but i think we've gone down the path of excessively losing money which

this release of price data employers -- to me, it is still astounding that we are still here. the largest employers in the state, but for calpers, are not able to know what they pay for a day of hospital care for one of their employees. the health plan is not allowed to share the data with them. so the lack of transparency in the system, in part, through these contracts, really reduces the ability for the system to create more efficient and innovative products to restore that price competition. there are other types of stifling language in the contracts. it was mentioned earlier with the department of insurance complaints. the other issue is emergency services. i did not put the data up there, but the average charge for an emergency room in sacramento is $16,000 a day for an emergency patient, for an average patient. so that is the bill charged that the hospital has on their books. if the health plan does not reach an agreement with the provider, they face these prices that are oftentimes double the market price. that is another factor that has made the market more competitive

me. >> this is all astounding. i mean it's just overwhelming to see it so high. but interesting. hopefully it won't get much worse. >> engineers say that while it's unlikely any major metropolitan areas will see extensive flooding in the coming weeks as the water pushes downstream, some small towns and farms could be inundated. >>> and the weather around here, i guess you'd say it was all about wind today. we went up for our annual mother's day hike and it was exceptionally windy. we were holding on as we were hiking through. >> any hats that you might have had are in nevada by now. >> exactly. >> very gusty winds helped shut down some of the rain and showers we had earlier. boy, you've got to hang on tight around the east bay and especially around the bridges. the bay bridge, san mateo bridge, both high wind advisories. you can see west wind at 23 coming into oakland out of the west. the shark tank, 60 degrees, southwest wind at 18 miles per hour. thankfully they play hockey indoors and you don't have to worry about wind right now. 55 in san francisco. there you see the wind sus

me in... the nokia astound smartphone music video games ...and more available exclusively at t-mobile >> jimmy the reason i ask, if you had ever modeled before, i came ayou cross some photographs. you know the lovely people who work here. they handed this to me. >> yes. >> jimmy: and i was wondering what is going on here? >> this is me circa 1994 living in new york city. i was roller blading were exercise. it was cool back then. and i just stopped to see a broadway show. they said there are two secretaries left to see the show. and on my way out, i was getting ready to go -- that's a fanny pack. >> jimmy: yeah. it sure it. >> i had knee surgery there. >> jimmy: you are not posing in the picture? >> that may be a pose. not going to lie. >> jimmy: you were young and tough in a street gang. >> i don't think a lot of people will call that posing. >> jimmy: but you have not done a lot of modeling? >> except for that. >> jimmy: the season fin lal any, richard castle, does he think of switching to dick? you know, i mean the nickname? >> i think i know what you mean. >> jimmy: that is not a propositio

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me. one lady in burlington, one guy over in twin lakes. have received these things over the years. it is astounding to me. this is a five -- i ask this because we cannot accept yes in congress of materials. this lady tried to give me this currency now. i said, i cannot accept anything of value. he says this is a 500 deutsche mark from the neon mark republic. assad has no value. so i accepted it. if you just keep printing money, whether it is a $50 billion a ball when of, and $100 billion of what we know, all given to me by constituents, or $100 trillion note from zimbabwe, we have to be mindful of this. we're the world's reserve currency. we should act like we are the keeper of the world's reserve currency, and we're not acting like we're the keeper of the world's reserve currency. what do i mean? yes, we had a huge shock, and of the federal reserve needed to get involved. the federal reserve needed to intervene to stop the panic. they needed to intervene with credit facilities to make sure things were, that the commercial paper market worked, to make sure money markets worked. those things happened. thos

now that's astounding to me. some of those levels are approaching $10 a gallon. quote -- "somehow we have to figure out how to boost the price of gasoline to the levels in europe." unquote. the administration is talking out of both sides of its mouth. at the same time that it feigns sympathy for the families hit hardest by rising energy prices, it attempts to impose a radical environmental agenda on an unwilling middle class. at the same time that american families move to the suburbs so they can have room to grow and play, buying minivans and s.u.v.'s to accommodate their growing families, the environmental left is pushing its agenda of urban living, public transportation and, yes, small families. for all of its righteous aiger about high gas prices, it's clear from its policies where the administration stands on this fight. now, as a senator who has worked hard to establish a strong energy foundation for america, i have watched with dismay as president obama's done everything in his power to tear that foundation up, aggressively stop domestic energy production,

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it is something astounding that makes me very proud to be involved. i see professional soldiers, diplomats, and me as a physician who has left military service and as a civilian having settled in pennsylvania i have a country doctor but i am happy i am involved. what i would like to add is perspective going to mirror what you were saying, that afghanistan is a country of contradiction. the modern times, the primitive living systems. the fact that it has a border but the people see a tribal family identity above the national identity. my colleagues, people are worked with who are currently working in hospitals in afghanistan tell me they are seeing the same injuries, the all too common child who picked up a land mine or unexploded ordnance and had their hands dramatically amputated. and seeing the patients brought in from remote villages with simple medical conditions like a hernia that has gone on ten years with no one to fix them wore an untended wound that has become a game green. a simple antibiotic treatment that has become amputation. what i have

constituents come up to me one leedy in burlington, one over in twin lakes and devine sure michael barone knows where this is. i've received these over the years and it is astounding to me. this is a -- i asked because we can't accept gifts and a lady tried to give me this note and i said i can't accept anything of value. she said this is a from the volume of the republic. it has no value. so i accepted it. [laughter] when you keep printing money whether it's a 50 billion-dollar note, $100 million zimbabwe not given by constituents or 100 trillion-dollar zimbabwe note or something from the republic that came from somebody's wheel barrow back in the day talks we have to be mindful. we are a world reserve currency and we should act like we're the keeper of the world reserve and we are not acting like we are the keeper of the world reserve policy. what do i mean by that? yes, we had a shock and federal reserve needed to intervene to stop the panic. the need to intervene in credit facilities to make things work, the paper market work, money markets work. those happen, those things needed to happen. but i think we've gone down the path of excessively losing money which

constituents come up to me one leedy in burlington, one over in twin lakes and devine sure michael barone knows where this is. i've received these over the years and it is astounding to me. this is a -- i asked because we can't accept gifts and a lady tried to give me this note and i said i can't accept anything of value. she said this is a from the volume of the republic. it has no value. so i accepted it. [laughter] when you keep printing money whether it's a 50 billion-dollar note, $100 million zimbabwe not given by constituents or 100 trillion-dollar zimbabwe note or something from the republic that came from somebody's wheel barrow back in the day talks we have to be mindful. we are a world reserve currency and we should act like we're the keeper of the world reserve and we are not acting like we are the keeper of the world reserve policy. what do i mean by that? yes, we had a shock and federal reserve needed to intervene to stop the panic. the need to intervene in credit facilities to make things work, the paper market work, money markets work. those happen, those things needed to happen. but i think we've gone down the path of excessively losing money which

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me in... the nokia astound smartphone music video games ...and more available exclusively at t-mobile ♪ ♪ ♪ it's her from "saturday night live" and movies like "grown-ups." now she's starring opposite kristen wiig in the hilarious new movie "bridesmaids." please welcome back to the show my pal, maya rudolph! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you look gorgeous. >> thanks buddy. >> jimmy: first of all, i don't know if you were watching the show, who were those two people? >> i have read their blog. >> wait. they have a blog? >> yes. >> jimmy: is it in english? is it in english? >> no, it is in german. and -- and swedish -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> -- and dutch. and -- >> i think they're brother and sister -- and they're married. like the white stripes. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. like the white stripes. exactly like the white stripes. oh, my gosh. i don't want to assume anything, but -- >> assume what? what's that? >> jimmy: i don't want to -- >> your food backstage is delicious. >> jimmy: okay. great. >> this is -- this is the second time i've been pregnant on your show, jimmy fallon. >> jimmy: this is fan

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me in... the nokia astound smartphone music video games ...and more available exclusively at t-mobile >> jimmyest wheeled a hand truck full of beer into america's hearts in his very popular tv commercials. now, through the magic of hollywood, he's deputy chief medical examiner curtis brumfield on "body of proof." you can watch the season finale tuesday night at 10:00 here on abc. please welcome windell middlebrooks. [ applause ] ♪ >> pleasure! your band is jamming, man. all right, ya'll cutting up over there. go ahead. [ applause ] >> jimmy: i want to point out the correct pronunciation of your name, and you correct me if i'm wrong, is windell, not windell, even though it's spelled windell kind of. >> it's windell. >> jimmy: windell. >> no windell. that's extra work. >> jimmy: no windell. >> yes. see, you don't have to do extra work. >> jimmy: i think it's important to know that and for people to kind of get it straight. >> as long as you don't call me bobby or tommy or something i don't know you talking to me, we good. >> jimmy: what does your mom tell me? >> she calls me dwayne. >> jimmy: sh

it has been astounding to me as a newly elected senator to see the pace at which federal rulemaking slugs forward while the agencies themselves are not always of salt of responsibility and does seem that there is a common thread seems to bog down at the omb and if there's anything you can do to move some of these along and get the omb to expedite to the extent they can i think would be helpful to i can't tell how long it took to get through the control pharmaceutical prescribing situation in that close and. what everyone on board for the direction it should go. i don't know what you call it. but in patient i guess with the pace of federal rule making and you may be in a position to expedite and if you can, i would urge you to do so but i think you for your dedicated effort over many years in this area and you too the attorney general blumenthal and i both know we both have people out in our streets into the streets of foreign countries everyday for resourceful and brave and take risks to protect us we have both had the pleasure and privilege of working with the agents who have been really

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me the news. and i was just flabbergasted. i rushed upstairs to turn on the news. and it was really -- it was astounding. it was remarkable to have the news unfold that way, that first they had -- we had learned that they had osama bin laden's body. and i thought well maybe he died of natural causes and his henchmen were releasing it. but no. he was taken by the efforts of a united states military team. the result of a -- several months long effort. it is a proud day. i am so proud and pleased with the effort of our patriotic and courageous young men who went in after that ugly assassin and terrorist and was able to root him out. and to put him in the ground after he had spilled the blood of nearly 3,000 people on september 11th, one of whom was my son. it's a momentous day. i cannot rejoice in the death of another human being, but i am glad that he is now in the hands of a just god. >> thank you for that. and we were looking at while you were talking, we were looking at lots of pictures of your son, and you with your son. how do you think -- there he is. how do you feel about this for him, i suppose? >>

lelt me tell you how astounding that is. the president of the united states submits a budget to the congress and nobody in the senate agrees to vote for it? how disconnected could that budget be from the realities of what our country's needs are, if even the people of his own party won't vote for it? i was inclined to want to vote for it so we could have a debate on his budget. but the fact is, we didn't have a debate on any budget. and as we sit here borrowing $4.3 billion a day and running a $1.6 trillion deficit and mortgaging the very future of our children, the people that we work hard -- the reason we work, the reason we live is to nurture and support those that come after us -- and to ignore that responsibility, i think, it's absolutely uncalled for and congress deserves every recognition from the american people thaits a farce. you can't -- that it's a farce. you can't have the kind of problems that we have in front of us and not attempt to address them. i want to spend a minute talking to every medicare patient in t

astounding. >> billy mclaughlin just has been a godsend for me. >> reporter: back on stage, transformed by hisis identity. >> it affected me in a really deep way because i lost what i was so in love with. and it gave me one heck of a challenge to try to get my music back, get my life back. >> reporter: do you feel like you have now? >> absolutely. ♪ >> good night! >> dystonia affects 300,000 americans and billy has been given some sobering news. there is a chance his other hand may one day be affected. he says he'll deal with that if it comes. for now, he's playing as much as he can for as long as he can. >> it's just wild to think about not only the way he could retrain essentially his brain to be able to do this. but the trouble with him is it wasn't diagnosed initially. >> there's not anwarness level. he's speaking out because when you mention dystonia, people just don't know what it is. and even many doctors don't really fully understand it. that's what's so frustrating for him. >> it's part of the hope that in bringing greater awareness not only to people who may be suffering but to the m

astounded frankly would be in a group of progressive some would say no we shouldn't do that i i think that there are a lot yeah well take me out of that list you would know these are people's names yeah there are but you know this is there's a thing there's a separation there's a class separation. among all the people america the everyday people the working people the people who you know get up every day and go to a job and you know which is you know not you know any kind of a highly touted position those people. others think that they're not smart enough they're not good enough they're not capable of defining their own lives and then they use experts and other experts are smarter and they do know more but they're hired by the corporations and so experts positions is to lie to the rest of us so the corporations and get what they want i mean that's just the way it is i mean any expert anybody who's an expert you shouldn't trust an expert as colin powell putting it yellow dots in the desert and we saw this in the back of companies we saw it with the best as companies you know the express is out but it was you know in the nin

me and for the mail. i am pretty much astounded at the lack of skill when it comes to our team in our college graduates. -writing in our college graduates. i was taught all of my life that nothing reflects you better than the quality of your writing. i think a lot of students and parents are being cheated. frankly, the lack of discipline and skills, those two things combined, there is not a lot of hope for people coming into the market and they cannot communicate well in a simple letter. and that is my comment. host: moving on to dublin, va., jean, a college student. caller: caller: when we talk about college costs, we are kind of missing what is going on here. whether it be largest private institutions or a public institution, they may be nonprofits but they are still businesses. you that people from the president all the way down to have been an administrator who make a living from this university and whole towns that exist. you have the administration that wants to keep everything going wants to keep everything going so they can keep the cash flowing in. i have a friend of mine who is an admin in seatt

forces, and he told me that, as the general has said, tet of '68 was an absolute disaster for them. they were on the ropes. he saw no way that they could win the war, and-astounded when he saw -- he was astounded when he saw that the american media was reporting it as a defeat. he said it renewed his hopes and reinvigorated them to be able to persevere and see that war through to fruition. >> well, i want to make a comment, if i may. first, i apologize for speaking too rapidly because we're given 15 minutes. but secondly, i'm pleased to be on this program with colonel zumwalt. his father was in charge of the riverring forces that we used to go into combat, and i thought it was just happenstance that the two of us would be here today, and i was very pleased with that. >> thank you, sir. >> we had a program last night at the marine corps league, i was in the marines during that period as well, and colonel zumwalt told a rather interesting story about one of the officers you interviewed who had a role in preparing a surprise for your father. would you care to -- >> i asked to interview the commanding general of the tunnel fighters, a massive tunnel system about 340

astounding. so we all grant that you are a most brilliant secretary, secretary chu. and we are delighted to have you here. but let me turn to senator alexander for his remarks, if i might. >> thank you, madam chairman. when i was the education secretary and was in your shoes, i didn't get that kind of compliment from the chairman of the committee, so i'm a little gemous. but, you know, i agree with her. i think, dr. chu, you've one of the president's best appointees, you've been a terrific leader, and i'm glad that you're spending this part of your life in this form of public service. i want to -- in my remarks, and then in the questions when my time comes, i want to focus on some of the things that senator feinstein talked about. for me, i would say it would be putting a priority on energy research for our country, something i know, dr. chu, you've long advocated. in 2008, i went to the oak ridge national laboratory and gave a talk called the new manhattan project for clean energy independence and suggested that we apply the same rig or and ambitious goals to energy research that we did at the manhattan project in

astounding. so we all grant that you are a most brilliant secretary, secretary chu and we are delighted to have you here. but let me turn to senator alexander for his remarks if i might. >> thank you madam chairman. when i was the education secretary and was in your shoes i didn't get that kind of complement from the chairman of the committee so i'm a little jealous. [laughter] but i agree with her. i think dr. chu you are one of the president's best appointees and you have been a terrific leader and i am glad that you are spending this part of your life in this form of public service. in my remarks and in the questions when my time comes, i want to focus on some of the things that senator feinstein talked about and for me, i would say if we be putting a priority on energy research for our country, something i'd note dr. chu you have long, long advocated. in 2008, i went to the oak ridge national laboratory and gave a talk called the new manhattan project for clean energy independence and suggested that we apply the same rigor and ambitious goals to energy research that we did to the manhattan project in world war