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please say hello to aubrey plaza. [ applause ] how are you doing? >> i'm good. >> jimmy: that's really nice of zach. he's got rainbow shaft. it's hardo do. this is an injury. >> that's right. >> jimmy: what happened to you? >> i tore my acl playing basketball. i had knee surgery. and i'm recovering. and -- nicer to you now that you have a cast? do they have sympathy and do they react in a positive way? >> yeah. they -- i think they feel -- i don't know. i don't know. >> jimmy: you don't know. >> no. >> jimmy: you brought a photograph. you were in -- this is a seriousn a wheelchair for a while. >> yeah. >> jimmy: how long were you in a wheelchair? >> i was only -- basically i tore my acl and the day went to a bachelor weekend for my gay best friend and we did wine tastings. tasting in a wheelchair you should try it. >> jimmy: seems like the best way to do it. >> yeah, it's great because you don't know how drunk you areave to stand. so you just -- >> jimmy: why may i ask is he dresseds dressed as santa claus. first of all, he wanted to go to mexico an

we'll be right back with aubrey plaza. inside the rack houses of jim beam, every barrel is aged four long years, for a fuller, smoother flavor. our history is made from the inside. why blend in with the crowd? why shy away from the extraordinary? [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: welcome back to "late night," everybody. you know our next guest tonight from her work as april ludgate on the hit nbc show, "parks and recreation." starting tomorrow you can see her along side robert de niro and zac efron in the new comedy, "dirty grandpa." let's take a look. >> you're a hard man to track down, professor. >> are those my pants? >> yeah, these are your pants. i found a werther's original in the pocket and i've been sucking on it all morning. >> you do know that i'm not a professor, right? >> yeah, i know. you're just a dirty, dirty grandpa. i like your pullout couch. >> yeah, well, i've got news for you. that's the only thing that's going to be pulling out tonight. [ light laughter ] [ audience ohs ] >> seth: please welcome back to