just two ideas an avocado pancake they may be coming soon to the avocado show. thing why does a really green that's cool. it was like sweet. because of the show over a savory because of the other god and there's like this fruity little bit acidic and sweet from the blueberry it's balance that's perfect. now here comes something hearty avocado slices battered and deep fried virtually on the inside and crunchy on the outside and alternative to french fries. it's really fun for me everything i like without gotto and most things everything becomes green and it's pretty cool. experiment number three is a chocolate milkshake topped with whipped avocado cream a perfect these are. the fruit is native to mexico but now it's grown in israel brazil chile and south africa to. be as healthy polyunsaturated fats robert caro's can lower cholesterol and are good for your heart and circulation that adds to the fruits of popularity. these customers from germany are also other cardo fans but they just decided to have a burger with two of a cow to have since died of a bun and overa

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we will start here with avocado toast and now avocado cream pasta.t i love about this is while that is super versatile, you can put it on crackers or flat bread or pizza. >> so yummy. >> i have chickpea pasta here. you can use any pasta. whatever works for you. >> guys, how is it? >> ridic. so good. >> the basil brings out the avocado. >> the tomatoes? >> the tomatoes are oven roasted with salt and pepper and olive oil. toss it in. >> thank you so much. we don't have enough time for this one. >> vegan dark chocolate chunk cookies. >> you have 1,500 followers. thanks for joining us in front of the camera. make sure you check out dadaeats. if you want more, head to today.com/food. that does it for us on saturday morning. tomorrow on "sunday today" willie sits down with jeff bridges andcoming up next, on t bay .... i'm kris sanchez. coming up next, a strike outside san francisco hotels spills into the streets. the growing frustration that now have led to arrests. >>> plus, this may look like your average break-in, but that guy, he didn't make off with c

kennedy: is avocado toast in the lead? >> there is nothing wrong with avocado toast.nedy: only a second for the hollywood outrage machine back in action, kristen bell who plays ana in "frozen," she's asking her daughters, don't you think it's weird the prince kisses snow white without her permission, you cannot kiss them when they're sleeping. in other words, no consent, she said she won't let her daughter watch cinderella or little mermaid because the movie lacks her values. blah, blah, blah. the amazing thing about snow white, the prince isn't kissing snow white because he's trying to butter her goodies, he thinks she's dead, he's saying good-bye. this is sad. >> this is what happens when cartoons are social justice warriors. you guys ruin all the fun! why can't kids just watch. this shows you they really don't like men. >> oh! >> they do not like men. they don't -- >> they let ben affleck be batman! something is wrong. >> it's messed up. why? >> the mother of a three-year-old girl, another one on the way. that's why i'm wearing stretchy clothing. watching the old c

avocado? >> yes. add it in. >> really interesting concept there. >> i like that idea. >> you're not roaming anywhere. you're staying right here. >> it's pretty cool to see that. >> it's interesting, right? >> it is. meeting new people, getting out. >> yeah. >> finally, can we get outdoors? >> i think so. they get to experience all the bay area weather and the wide range we can see within a few days. here is a look at storm ranger, our mobile doppler radar. it's still all cloudy. we've only seen peeks of sunshine across the bay area. that's because the cold front hasn't passed, and we're still in with this muggy air mass. out ahead of thatn't f front we seeing spotty showers moving through. farther to the north we are seeing downpours around clear lake and that area. as that moves to the north and east, the rest of us are still, once again, seeing some cloudy skies. this is a look at the view from emeriville looking at the bay bridge towards san francisco, and it's looking like it's very socked

. >> they're saying it down like 0.6%, which comes out to that was like half of an avocado greater bay area is $3,400$4,4. new video for you. what does that look like to you? maybe an army helmet? an unusual bowling ball? if you're not clear, i'll tell you right now. a farmer in central valley discovered this last saturday in their orchard. it turns out this, what you see right here, is from outer space. that space junk made its way through the atmosphere and then crashed down. deputies contacted vandenberg air force base and it is a fuel tank from a communications satellite. the satellite went up 20 years ago and recently re-entered the earth's atmosphere. >> that's interesting. >>> 4:51 right now. this morning riders heading to downtown berkeley b.a.r.t. st entirely new entrance and upgrades to the station itself. look how fast tshe back up this morning. it was closed for two years for $13 million in renovations. i was kidding, this is time vio. workers take down the old brick rotunda and put up a new glass structure, quite a bit of work. upgrades include a sleek new entrance, bus sh

that was like half of an avocado toast here. >> good classic answer. the reason for the mini drop is attributed to our building boom, which is finally paying dividends. the average rent in the greater bay area, $34 h00 a month. >>> the big makeover is done at the b.a.r.t. station and is back open now. this is time lams individupse v workers putting up this nice new glass structure. upgrades include a new entrance, bus shelters and l.e.d. lighting. >> how about mega millions, less than 24 hours away. the jackpot is at $970 million with a cash payout of $548 million. the chances of winning are slim, but that didn't stop a lot of people getting their tickets tonight. there hasn't been a winner since july, when a group of wells fargo workers in san jose raked in $543 million. >> maybe the headline tomorrow, a group of nbc bay area staffers, jeff and raj, and jessica, will win the lotto. >> i got some tickets tonight. i wanted two. the guy rang me up for two. i said i'll take them. >> that's one of those great stories. >> we're going to be here friday and b

now, i was driving in a 1965 dodge dart, avocado green. not the prettiest thing to bring down to d.c., let me tell you. but, you know, the nicest thing, those days, they let me drive on pennsylvania avenue. they opened the big gate to drive right in, and they asked me to park my avocado under the colonnade. is that beautiful or what? i say, i start to like this place, you know? if i get a job here, i get to park here every day. no, that didn't last that long. well, anyway, took a tour of the white house, and you should be on the tour welcoming me, mrs. carter, with opening arm, she was so nice. gave me a hug and she said, come with me, we need to talk. so she pulled me on the side over there and with the social security delay eed gretchen posten, a very, very nice lady. and we talked, and that's when mrs. carter asked me if i would like to take the job for a little bit. so you cannot say no to the president. you cannot say no to the first lady. i said, madam, yes, i will give you five years, maybe, and then we'll see. okay, that's good, th

because home is here now with her dogs ducks and donkeys and her avocado grows she says here in the u.s. children's literature is valued much more than in germany time magazine even listed as one of the world's one hundred most influential people for inspiring young readers around the world children are a huge source of her inspiration. because they don't use equipment like they can hide their feelings the way grown ups can most of them don't have any masks on yet it's tough they're very serious about life they still ask the big questions about life and death. whereas we grownups keep learning to filter things out so that we can just keep living the way we want to live so by then i like to see myself as the kids spy in this strange grown up world and reveal a few secrets to them from time to time it's a hot. focus as it's her love for her readers that's the secret to her global success. to you write differently now that you're writing for such an international audience it's been your team and. i'm a different person now that i've been to so many countries and travelled so much and expos

now, i was driving in 1965 dodge dart, avocado green, not the prettiest thing to bring down to dc, let me tell you. but, you know, the nicest thing, in those days they let me drive on pennsylvania avenue, they opened the big ache to drive right in and asked me to park my avocado under the colonnade, is that beautiful or what? i said, i starting to like this place. if i get a job here, i get to park your every day. no, that didn't last that long. well, anyway i took a tour of the white house and he should be on the tour welcoming me? mrs. ursuline carter with open arms, she was so nice. she called me by my first name and gave me a hug and said come with me, we need to talk. so, she pulled me on the side and with the sosa security, we talked and that's when she asked me if i would take the job for a little bit. so, you cannot say no to the president. you cannot say no to the first lady. i said, madam, yes i will give you five years maybe and then we will see. okay, that's good. so gretchen poston, the social secretary, reminded mrs. carter that i was not an american citizen, i was on a g

if you'd like a mattress on the firmer size "consumer reports" suggests you consider the $1400 avocado green. it's an inner spring mattress that performs well for all types of sleepers and all types of sizes. prefer a softer mattress? "consumer reports" says you may want to try out a new mattress from sealy posturepedic, the performance copper 2. it's a softer hybrid mattress combining both memory foam and inner spring materials for about $1,500. you can actually try out an online-only mattress. how, you ask? some retailers like casper have showrooms. and in any case most online mattress retailers have generous return policies. so try it out. if you don't like it send it back. but make sure you know what the policy is. >> thanks, michael. >> sure. >>> still ahead, paddle california's public schools rank 44th in the nation. 44th. i'm marshall tuck, i'm a public-school parent, and i know we can do better. in the public schools i led, we got more funding into our classrooms, supported our teachers, and we raised graduation rates by 60%. that's why president obama's education secretary end

or to read a newspaper or magazine for free or to get 25-dollar avocado toast delivered to your apartment the age of information appears to be cost free there is no downside. who cares? who cares about the taxi drivers or hotel monopolies the newspapers that lay off staff and shutting their doors? because nobody wants to pay for the news? who cares about the loss of privacy your mark soderberg they know everything there is to know about you? down to what deodorant you us use, what size day for your kid is in or if you're secretly worried that lump in your arm print - - armpit might be cancer. who cares that is the trade-off for all of the good things. most millennial's think giving up your privacy to allow silicon valley to collect their data is a good thing because it lets them tailor your browsing experience so you will be bombarded by irrelevant ads every time you go online it if people like mark zuckerberg and bill gates want to pay us not to work then what's the problem? we will all be made redundant by artificial intelligence anyway so why not? who wants to do the job anyway? so i w

to get 25-dollar avocados delivered to your apartment. [laughter] so the age of information appears to be cost free there is no downside. cares about the disruption? cares about the taxi drivers or the newspapers laying off staff and shutting doors because nobody wants to pay for the news? cares about the loss of privacy you are mark zuckerberg or amazon knows everything there is to know about you or what deodorant you use, what size diaper your kid is in or whether you are secretly worried that little lump in your armpit's cancer. who cares that is the trade-off for all of the good things. most millennial's think giving up your privacy is a good thing because it lets them tailor your browsing experience so you won't be bombarded by irrelevant ads every time you go online at of guys like mark sucker berg and bill gates went to pay us not to work then what's the problem? we are all made redundant by artificial intelligence anyway. so i will stop here to state what i think is obvious between 75 and 80 million millennial's not all fit this p

me>> and if you like a f mattress, the avocado green is an inner spring that performs well for all sleepers and sizes. and check out the sealy posturpedic for about >> worried about buying a mattress online? most online retail verers have generous return. polici >> i still think i have to do thep f test. >> let's get the final on the weather. >> you can sd rain aroi-91. most of us cloudy and dry but everybody warm around 80. michael is coming up from the south. this is the cold front coming up from the west we'll see all of this moisture move in around 4 p.m. 5, 6. that's when we start to see heavy rain impacting the. ar that's why areas east of 95 are under flash flood watches, 2 to 4 inches. doug will have the latest at 4:00. >> that's it for "ns4 midday." we're back on this afternoon at 4:00. >> you c n gets and updates any te with the news4 washington app. have a great day. we'll see you later this afternoon. ♪ >>> we're live in fivwo four, three, t, one. >> depression was my life for five years straight. depression and anxiety was the forefront of everything that i did in my life. ever

it,e is not an avocado and i am not interested -- in it, i am not interested.you have to wonder why these companies have taken so long to get on the bandwagon. general mills -- you know, if gwyneth paltrow can figure out the one is trend, why can't these companies? caroline: now they need to get into this, if not gluten-free but i am worried about beer being a problem. but that does not fit with the millennial focus. romaine: that could cause a riot. caroline: what makes me laugh is cider is advertised as gluten-free. romaine: that is good. i think it has always been gluten-free. [laughter] caroline: if you are waiting on a new videogame, we have more on the gaming freeze in china, ahead. this is bloomberg. ♪ caroline: breaking news, the president speaking at the moment surrounded jamal khashoggi, the journalist who is understood to have been killed while in turkey by saudi arabia. he says that mike pompeo may go to turkey. he also says that mike pompeo has been cast with finding out -- been tasked with finding out what happened and the u.s. has not made a deci

this cancer survivor, samantha, has turned to nature for her beauty regime, like avocado. injeszing it, but those are great for your skin. your body absorbs that and it really helps your skin glow. >> she details the new approach with tips on how to use natural products, including skin care. >> whether it's coconut oil, olive oil, sea salt. i would say coconut oil is my go to for a lot of things. cuticles or 96 win with your favorite moisturizer squr trp >>> travel considerations provided by . >>> got a few stars to report today this weekend. fran dressinger celebrating turning 61. and take a final look at your choices. which "mean girls" cast member made to finals on "jeopardy." ? that is lacy. >> we're with j-lo saying fair well to her residency. who's on the vip guest list monday on "e.t.." >> we're almost out of time this weekend but for all the late breaking hollywood news, all you have tootoo is go to our website. ella may for her latest singer. >> she just had her other single, "boo'd up" go platinum. she's on a role. >> enjoy this and the video and the rest of your

. >> it's a chunky, very avocado, heavy with the chunks.tilla? >> this is grass fed beef which has got a beautiful flavor to it. and really, really simply done. >> these are beautiful. >> i'm acting like i haven't tried this before but this is delicious. >> you know what it's like. >> oh, that is so good. and a nice break from the traditional taco. thank you very much. for these recipes click on "today".com/food and head to blue print.com to purchase any of their online classes. today you can watch all the classes for free. we're back in a moment. first this is "today" on nbc. f free. we're back in a >> first up, a happy 102nd birthday to barbara jost of new jersey. loves to travel to florida every year and loves watching her gra grandson, collin, host of weekend update on saturday night live. >> jimmy mason loves planting tomatoes in his garden. happy 100th birthday to ver vera polak. worked as an executive secretary. rufus cooper is from florida. an active guy celebrating 100 years. >> a die hard steelers fan volunteered at a local hospit

rolled up, fried, smothered in avocado sauce, jacked with chile guero, garlic, tomatillo and cilantron, i'm loving this sauce already. >> gustavo: this is a legendary sauce going back to 1934. guacamole, you don't think it's going to work, but it absolutely does. >> al madrigal: wow. >> gustavo: there's a little spice at the end. i love it. >> anthony: you're, by your own admission, you're a sorry excuse for a mexican. how's your spanish? not so good? >> al madrigal: my spanish is horrible. i've always been given a hard time about my spanish. >> gustavo: and that's okay. every mexican in history has always given shit to another mexican about their spanish. you don't know this lingo, you don't know this pronunciation, but, yeah, you should know spanish better. >> al madrigal: well, that's what i learned. this has been an age-old thing where everyone is trying to out-chicano each other and that i shouldn't feel that bad about it. >> anthony: what's that expression for a bad chicano? >> al madrigal: pocho. >> anthony: is there a literal translation there? >> gustavo: rotting. so if you s

they lower price of avocado and everyone goes crazy. prices have come down for produce. they have come down relative to other stores in the area. 15 to 20%. whole foods still represents one of the most expensive chains out there. it's quality remains high. it gets good ratings from customers. it still has high prices. lower than they used to be by higher than most chains. one of the problems we have in the bay area is there isn't a regional chain or chain in general any kind of combination of high quality low prices. we survey our subscribers and consumers here. and ask them to rate stores for quality of produce. and meat and over all service. and the stores that rate really highly and whole foods is one. for quality, tend to have high prices. other metro areas around the country the stores we find there's usually a regional chain or player that can manage to do both. high quality and low prices. here that doesn't exist. if you want to save money, there's lots of options. there's win co. walmart and target. there's about a dozen options here in the area. of stores that o

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. >> it's just a chunky very avocado heavy with the chunks.like the corn tortilla? >> yes. this is grass-fed beef, which is a beautiful flavor. d really, really simply done. >> these are beautiful. >> and i haven't tried this before. >> yeah, you know what it's like. >> that is so good. so a nice break from a traditional taco. thank you very much. for this respiclick on today.com/food and head to my bluprint.com. watch week night cking and all of our today classes for free this week. enjoy that. first, this is "today" on nbc. thank you. >> glad i could help. what makes aldi olive oil oh sweetheart. because only the specialest, most amazing products in all the world make it into aldi stores. something so beautiful and precious, you should never ever, ever, ever, ever let go of. jeez mom it's just olive oil. stop being weird. we hand pick only the most amazing products. that's changing shopping for the better. aldi. shop differentli. >>> and we're back. how about some birthdays? >> nice idea. let's bring on the tasty jars of smucker's. first up,

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>> that new brunch place, trying to charge like $18 for avocado toast, dude, it's crazy. >> what's theew york? >> the worst thing about new york is the weather for sure. >> you have to keep your guns inside, hu? >> yeah. >> not tank top weather? >> no, suns out, guns out. >> what is the worst thing about l.a.? >> weather maybe. i don't keep up on -- >> the nice weather? >> i don't know. i -- i don't -- >> no one has ever said. >> i mean, i don't know anything about los angeles. >> one thing to know is that the weather is good. >> okay. >> but you don't like the weather? >> i mean, i -- >> get out of here. >> i'm sorry. >> all right. >> we will be right back. >>> welcome back to the show, jovan adepo and music from mihty is on the way. first we took our show to brooklyn and while we were there the good people of michelob ultra sent guillermo on a beer run he'll never forget. >> coney island, the winner of the race will join team ultra in the new york city marathon. let's meet the athletes? my name is patty. >> my name is jessica mories. >> amend i'm erica sanchez. >> and i'm guillermo r

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i'm depressed because my avocado turned brown. the city denied my permit for an emotional support ferret. i'm worried that donald trump might be president one day. oh, that's -- i'm having trouble "keeping up with the kardashians." post-coachella stress disorder. soul cycle classes aren't making me feel like my best self. because i can't even right now. and finally, i'm anxious that i might run out of weed. there you go. that's -- you're welcome. [ cheers and applause ] i think -- i don't know how many there were there, but i think that may have been a top ten list. apologies to david letterman. we have a good show tonight, music tonight from brooklyn born b ebe rexa is with it. mike birbiglia is here. and we will be joined tonight by the one and only julia louis-dreyfus, the notorious jld. and this is fun. julia has won so many emmys over the years for seinfeld and for the new adventures of old christine, tonight she brought an emmy for everyone in our audience. that's right. you know, we do a very thorough job of scouring the lo

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>> no, that was like half of an aft avocado toast here. >> less than a percent. zillow says the reason for the mini drop is because of the big building boom. by the way, the average rent in the greater bay area is $3400 a month. it is $4400 a month on average in san francisco. >>> coming up, naming names, a catholic church releasing a list of priests with allegations of sex abuse against them in the diocese of san jose. we spoke with one of the priests on the list. a look at some of warning, california. a handful of billionaires have spent over $70 million on campaigns to undermine our public schools. and electing a former wall street banker named marshall tuck to superintendent of public instruction is all a part of the billionaires' plan to take money away from neighborhood public schools and give it to their corporate charter schools. that's why tony thurmond is the only candidate endorsed by classroom teachers for superintendent of public instruction. because keeping our kids safe and improving our neighborhood public schools is always tony's top priority. pu

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