tonight, rebel wilson, anthony bourdain, this week in unnecessary censorship, and music from avril lavigne, with cleto and the cletones. and now, moving right along, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] hi, everyone, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. and thank you for being here tonight. i am glad you are here. it's been a weird, just quick question -- did any one else get a very angry phone call from kanye west about an hour and a half ago? just me? okay. i didn't know it wasn't all of us. did you get one? >> i did not get one. >> jimmy: i got one. >> that's good. >> jimmy: i will tell you. i don't want to spoil the festivities. in hollywood tonight is the first night, prima note, a big italian festival, the family and i put on behind the theater every year, food, rides, the petting zoo. this may be the only place in los angeles where you can eat a pork sausage while petting a big. for those that don't know, the patron saint of pinky rings and tank top undershirts i think. the feast is going to go on all weekend. if you are italian or italian-curious, stop by. all for schar

we have music from avril lavigne, and we'll be right back with rebel wilson. so join us, won't you?aritin clear for 10 days! when your allergies start, doctors recommend taking one non-drowsy claritin every day during your allergy season for continuous relief. 18 days! 12 days! 24 days of continuous relief. live claritin clear. every day. [ whistle blows ] ♪ [ female announcer ] with mccafé, every season is full of delicious surprises. for a limited time, fall for the latest flavor -- the brand-new mccafé pumpkin spice latte, smooth, sweet, a hint of spice and made with 100% rainforest alliance certified espresso. settle in with pumpkin spice latte, something new to love from mccafé. one made with only real cheese. settle in with pumpkin spice latte, a pizza my family will love. (announcer) freschetta naturally rising crust pizza. freschetta. made better to taste better. >> jimmy: tonight on the program - on a night with this much food - we had to get this guy here his show "anthony bourdain: parts unknown" airs sunday nights on cnn - anthony bourdain is here. with us here tonight.

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tonight, rebel wilson, anthony bourdain, this week in unnecessary censorship, and music from avril lavignemoving right along, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] hi, everyone, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. and thank you for being here tonight. i am glad you are here. it's been a weird, just quick question -- did any one else get a very angry phone call from kanye west about an hour and a half ago? just me? okay. i didn't know it wasn't all of us. did you get one? >> i did not get one. >> jimmy: i got one. >> that's good. >> jimmy: i will tell you. i don't want to spoil the festivities. in hollywood tonight is the first night, prima note, a big italian festival, the family and i put on behind the theater every year, food, rides, the petting zoo. this may be the only place in los angeles where you can eat a pork sausage while petting a big. for those that don't know, the patron saint of pinky rings and tank top undershirts i think. the feast is going to go on all weekend. if you are italian or italian-curious, stop by. all for schar techarity, maybe d beat g tuchuillermo'

bourdain, dave salmoni and his terrifying animals, and we'll have music from sons of the sea and avril lavigneus for that. our first guest is a singer, songwriter, and left-handed bass player whose work will still be around long after our grandchildren are gone. his first album of new solo material in six years "new" comes out october 15th please welcome paul mccartney. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. thank you. whoo! [ cheers and applause ] >> i think the only person that got a standing ovation besides you is don rickles. >> i would stand for don. >> of course. it's great to see you. you were originally in the beatles. >> well, yeah. the quartry men before them whih is another famous group. the beatles, man. >> that was great fun for you. i'm sure you are like yeah, another dinner. but it mean so much to the people at the dinner. i'm sure you're sick of telling and i'm sure your wife is sick of hearing over and over again. you told some interesting things. one of them that i wanted to ask you about is you had dreams about playing with the beatles and playing wi

joined next week by patrick dempsey, jon hamm, rebel wilson, anthony bourdain, hailee steinfeld, avril lavigne will be here with wild and unpredictable animals. which happens to be my least-favorite thing. our first guest took the long way here because he doesn't like tollbooths he is a great and legendary actor whom you know from "the godfather" and "misery" and "elf" among others and he has a new show here on abc called "back in the game." it premieres wednesday night at 8:30 please welcome james caan. >> jimmy: all right. >> okay. thank you. ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: the lady in the audience here tonight told me during the commercial. she is hoping to see a star tonight. i told her that you would be here. here it is. look at that. i'm going to ask you how you are doing, i want an honest answer. >> before you go, i came here to lie to you. >> jimmy: no lying tonight. let's be honest here. you spoke to our producer yesterday. a little phone call beforehand. you said to him. he quoted you as saying when he said how are you doing. you said terrible. i am tired my body hearts. i know you want funny. i don't

rebel wilson will be here, anthony bourdain will be with us, and we'll have music from avril lavigne.my: our first guest is a multiply emmy-nominated and golden globe-winning actor who has talent, good looks and one of the most delicious last names in the history of man kind. you know him from six seasons on the great show "mad men." and now, alongside daniel radcliffe in the new mini-series "a young doctor's notebook" which premieres on the ovation network at 10 pm october 2nd. please welcome jon hamm. >> jimmy: beautiful beard. very masculine. >> okay. >> jimmy: you see that? that is a reflection of just how lazy i felt and lost. i couldn't make it to the bathroom to shave. that's how, how lazy i have been. >> jimmy: nice to grow it out every once in a while. >> i worked a lot this summer. is was in india making a movie. and then in london doing second series of young doctor's notebook. i got home. i didn't want to do anything. and this happened. >> jimmy: this happened. i saw in gq they had an exclusive interview with your stylist who gave, who explained. >> exclusive interview wit

and on thursday, rebel wilson, anthony bourdain, and music from avril lavigne. >> jimmy: our first guest, movie star, and boy band survivor with a new album, "the 20/20 experience, 2 of 2" coming out monday. and a new movie with ben affleck called "runner runner" that opens a week from friday. he is here to spray his magic all over us, please welcome justin timberlake. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you're sick, right? >> jimmy: guys, he is very sick. he has a headache. we are going to be quiet for five minutes. you are sick. >> you get that kind of applause for a boy band survivor. >> jimmy: thank you for having the courage and tenacity to come out here. >> i am mostly just a -- >> jimmy: i am a doctor. received a doctorate over the summer. >> you like to refer to yourself as dr. kimmel. >> jimmy: i am a doctor. i like to refer to myself as a doctor i you need a checkup. i have gloves on. >> you are obviously adept at putting them on. >> jimmy: doctor's pack here. is your heartbeating okay? >> i think so. >> jimmy: what side? >> yeah. >> jimmy: not getting anything there. >> i'm pret

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