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the bacardi family didn't just survive, we thrived.ion can't be tamed. [cheers and applause] >> jon: welcome back. so earlier tonight we were talking with the audience a little bit. a very lovely woman from canada -- [laughter] -- mentioned rob ford to me. got me thinking it's been a long time since we've heard from rob ford, the toronto mayor who puts crack smoking in the toronto crack smoking mayor rob ford. before we find out what has been happening. allow me to take a drink of water while i find out what is up with rob ford. >> troubled toronto mayor back in the news again. >> another video showing ford smoking crack cocaine. [laughter] >> jon: you may have noticed i didn't spit out my water. [ laughter ] because -- [cheers and applause] as far as announcements go it's not very surprising. perhaps i'll finish the whole cup. >> on wednesday toronto as mayoral campaign was brought to a stand still when rob ford announced he was entering rehab. >> jon: what? [laughter] oh, my -- yes! yes! that is a surprise. a wonderful surprise. in f

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