august ninth, 1983, safeway bag boy emilio bacardi revolutionizes blind dating, when he offers his blind date a choice of paper or plastic. [ laughter ] i have one more, here. the fred de cordova calendar. [ applause ] january first, 1937. fred finally remembers to stop dating his checks b.c. and start using a.d. [ laughter ] and one more entry here. september second, 1986. an enraged de cordova really tells johnny off "great show," but leaves off the sir. remember that? [ laughter ] never have. bette davis will be out in just a moment, [ music ] [ applause ] >> okay. now, my next guest is a very talented actor and comedian. on both "second city tv," nbc's "saturday night live," his movies include "the three amigos," and "inner space." this is his first time on the tonight show with us. would you welcome martin short? [ music ] [ applause ] welcome, welcome, to our humble little set, here. >> why thank you. and what a pleasure to meet you. [ laughter ] >> thank you. >> you are wonderful. that was great. i am so excited to be here, and i brought you a little gift. i brought you a bottle o

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august ninth, 1983, safeway bag boy emilio bacardi revolutionizes blind dating, when he offers his blind date a choice of paper or plastic. [ laughter ] i have one more, here. the fred de cordova calendar. [ applause ] january first, 1937. fred finally remembers to stop dating his checks b.c. and start using a.d. [ laughter ] and one more entry here. september second, 1986. an enraged de cordova when he storms in the set and says, "great show," but leaves off the sir. remember that? [ laughter ] never have. bette davis will be out in just a moment,